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  • jwalker
  • Sep17 '09
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O woe is me, sadder times
They took the light from my sky
All battles lost
Before they were won
Graceful woman, just a girl
My time is near, golden sunset
Take the world for your own

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  • tantrum
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Air conditioner I pulse electronic, and paranoia! Repulsive dagger, meep on thee hand o' time...click clock click clock... NEVA MORE!

Or contact with emotions. Thine meepy lotion...suck meep suck meep...

  • jwalker
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Shhhhhhhheeeeee Blessed the heels of hard trodden marches Sucked the wind from tens of fallen arches Holograms of berated pleas Down on their knees

Shhhhhhhheeeeee Made it great in all their hungry minds You will never think of it unkind A sweet and sour plight Following the gutted fight

  • MstrLance
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Soft, white, under your belly aloft, in flight, thundering smelly garrotish tulips in splintering sea rotton pork lips laughing at me

A day, a month, around the hole to lie and lunch upon the mole- infested lake of floral fire worming snake in cold desire

  • BeachGoat
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Dogs Are Better Than Ants

Dogs are better than ants Because you don't have to bend so far to pet them In addition, they are sturdy old muzzlers Who fetch us our slippers, papers, and twig chunks Twig chunks But most of all, they stay out of jelly jars and Never go squish if you happen to step on them.

By Henry Gibson

Oh sticky fluid in my pants Why so viscous and recalcitrant When I awoke this morning nigh You glued my meep to my thigh

See Daddy. See Daddy sleeping on the couch? See Daddy's hair. Daddy needs a haircut. Poor Daddy. Daddy has no money for a haircut. Daddy spends all his money to buy you toys and oatmeal. Poor Daddy. Daddy cannot have a haircut. Poor Poor Daddy. See the scissors.... Poor Poor Poor Poor Daddy.

There was a young maiden who came from the sea with only one place she wanted to be With a man named walker, who played in a band So she left the ocean and came out onto land

He was the one she wanted the most and she tried everything to capture his ghost But throughout their lives they never connected So she wandered the earth, alone and rejected.

She tried looking happy, she tried looking tragic she tried astral projecting, meep and black magic.

Nothing could join them, except one thing just maybe... Something to anchor their spirits... They had a baby.

But to give birth to the baby, they needed a crane. The umbilical cord was in the form of a chain.

It was ugly and gloomy, and hard as a kettle. It had no pink skin, just heavy grey metal.

The baby that was meant to bring them together, just shrouded them both in a cloud of bad weather.

So Walker took off to play with his band. And from that day on, stayed mostly on land.

So she was alone with her grey baby anchor, who got so oppressive that it finally sank her.

As she sank to the bottom, not fulfilling her wish, it was her and her baby... and a few scattered fish.

<code>                                 Tim Burton
</code>
  • jwalker
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She loves reading the writing on the wall Gets a thrill from the illustrated stall She loves reading the writing, and what's more I love writing the reading she adores

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun does not shine When you are near

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BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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