sooooooooo the ex-wife died

beachgoat, I threw it away after I kicked her out. But it was at the time, as it's owner is now, dead.

Perhaps this love toy was trying to tell me something, all those moons ago, when I threw it's lifeless corpse in the garbage.

It's so fascinating....

how that cat can play without looking at the keys.

It lay in the trashcan, glistening with the crust of long forgotten use. A glimmer caught the eye of Rastus, picking through the neighborhood detritus for cans and items to hock.

"Was' be 'dis ting'?" he chuckles at his find. "I dang be gettin' a nickle rock fo' dis"

Grasping it in his meeply fingers, he scurries down the suburban alleyway to his man on the corner.

"Was up, Punkin' John?" He wheedles and weaves in the shadows. "I done find some good meep 'n trade ja"

"Get a Job, meeper" sez John, turning his back.

In Rastus' hand a humming starts, a need begins, and he is driven to move forward.

"I can take no fo' no answer"

"meep off!" sez John.

As if with a life of it's own, the humming monstrosity takes control. Helpless, Rastus leaps forth, out of the dark and into the streetlight. Again and again he plunges it into John's body. John screams, then moans, then lies still.

Rastus walks away into the night, still clutching his find.

"they gonna be some so' meep tonite...." he speculates.

High above, in a tenement window, keyboard cat plays an exit tune.....

Sorry for the loss of your loose ex wife.

This is the first time I've seen composer cat doing back ground music to home porn.

that is one clever cat. and also, the little squeal when meep met arsehole made by heart sing. good skills.

god. by/my. kill me.

on another note, I'm dating again.

bu bu bu she's not a drug addict psycho!!

bu bu bu she also doesn't want meep :(

Doesn't "want" meep? Just show her how enjoyable it can be. Most women just need the right guy to show them how nice it can be (especially if they've experienced some rough guys who were just focused on themselves) and will switch over asap!

^^Yeah, what Professor Luvmeeper said.

I like to help break it down for them in physical terms, to reduce fear.

Like I'll get a fat bone on, and then be like "look at this, I know you meep turds bigger than this object every damned day, you meeping animal. And they're probably a lot harder coming out than my meep would be going in because you're meepting out compacted dehydrated fiber and whatnot that your meep guts have compressed like a meeping diamond, or that scene with the garbage compactor in Star Wars."

The Star Wars reference is what keeps it charming and playful.

Welcome back Straydog. Nice re-entry.

If mundhra J0's to it, it's got to be good.

Forlorn wookie howl

entensity.net asscat

Wow, I should sue or something.

Some people just have no respect for intellectual property rights.

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Promoted to Hall of Fame

:)

This should help put this wonderful madness in perspective. Interesting to see the progression sadly it is kind of like watching a child stand on train tracks and not being able to help him avoid the oncoming train. :( Act 1 Act 2 (lolz) Act 3 Act 4 Act 5 Act 6

Remarkable.

thanks for the epic meep that i had kinda forgotten about, sb.

If I ever pull some meep like that, I give any one of you the right to kill me as horribly as you want, on camera. Sell tickets if you want.

Hall of fame? It warms the meeples of my heart

Thread is great, thread is good, let us thank her for our food.

Pity the video has gone down. Can it be re-posted via LS storage some how?

Christ. If anyone has the original, and a place to host it, now's a great time.

lal

a 4 year saga of meep aids

congrats

I think I've got the video somewhere. I'll find it in the AM and link it up somewhere.

Goddam, I have no idea where that video went.

I had it, so that means it's in a particular shoebox full of old hard drives. I will attempt a search.

It's right here.

I'm glad it still lives

A2P 4 EvA!

fantastic

Wow.

I just read all the entries and responses again. Great saga and a sad but unsurprising ending.

Two things come to mind when I read this: What a meeping disaster your life is and how cool it was too see it unfold.

I thought that flash between the keyboard cat loop was something subliminally clever. I was disappointed :(

Well, the good news for me and the bad news for you guys is that my life is a whole lot better now. I'm remarried to a fantastic chick that keeps me in line, and I even had a son born back in September. This whole episode taught me an awful lot, and I hope never to repeat it again. I don't regret the fact that this whole meeped up part of my life was made so public as reading over my internet escapades circa 2005-2008 reminds me of how important it is to be careful of who you choose to bring into your life. <3 you, swarm.

Be sure to let us know if it starts going downhill.

I'm remarried

omg

fanttastic

I wish you the best, though I suspect this too will end in tears.