sooooooooo the ex-wife died

You know... the G.P.?

yep.

She was found in the passenger seat of her truck, slumped over with her purse between her legs in front of UAB hospital in Birmingham. Someone apparently drove her to the hospital and then bailed. Her truck was stuck out into the emergency lane, and was actually TICKETED for parking illegally 2 hours before they even found her body. She sat in the truck in front of an emergency room for a full 8 hours before being discovered.

Here's an article about the situation.

I don't remember how to embed links so just copy and paste you lazy meeps.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/04/police_seek_answers_after_woma.html

They're making a pretty big deal about it over in Birmingham... using it as an opportunity to point out the flaws in the Alabama hospital and police system. I mean.... how does a truck with CLEAR WINDOWS sit 40 yards away from an emergency room for 8 hours, partially BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE, without being noticed? Are you kidding me?

I got a lot of meep from swarmers back in the day (4 years ago? jesus) for getting with this chick, was warned by many but didn't listen. As predicted, the relationship tanked and I kicked her out almost 2 years ago. Our divorce was final last October, and I hadn't spoken to her in over a year.

It was a trip going to Birmingham and visiting with her family and everything, seeing her in that coffin. This was the first person close to my own age that I was close to who has passed away. Yeah we had our problems but I originally married her for a reason, you know? Anyway, this happened about a month ago now, and I figured I would take this opportunity to go all livejournal on your meep.

Some of you may remember me, and all the meep I went through. This really has taught me a lot...

As many problems as we had, I never wished her dead. Seems she finally found the ultimate painkiller.

R.I.P.

Decider: Admin

Sorry about your luck there dog. It might sound a little cold, but your lucky you got out before the fall. No kids I hope. Best wishes, onward and upward, and all that meep.

  • vasudeva

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ITEM THE FIRST:

<blink>meepAN LULZ</blink>

ITEM THE SECOND:

Sorry bout your loss, bud. Glad you dumped her before she dumped herself.

ITEM THE THIRD:

It comes to mind that I still have a copy of a certain video. Posting it here would be a beautiful, loving tribute to the wonderful person that was. Your call.

FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ FUKAN LULZ

vas, I can think of no finer way to send her drug addled corpse on to valhalla than to release this video or videos as a tribute. carry on good sir. Also, I sent you $10 via paypal and I think I did it in completely the opposite way in which I should have. If you get a message referring to you as a "meep nugget" than you know it was me.

would it be possible to edit in keyboard cat for ultimate justice?

  • vasudeva

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Holy meep, what a tremendous idea. Kahuna, can you splice? I think I'll have to resurrect an old hard drive to find that movie but I know I sure as meep didn't delete it.

And yeah, I got that payment out of the blue. Want to do anything special with it

  • vasudeva

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question mark?

  • vasudeva

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I HAVE FOUND THE FILE. ORCHESTRATING KEYBOARD CAT ADDITION NOW.

Pissing pants in anticipation.

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OK IMS READY NOW

  • Wotak

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(?!)

bites nails

  • Lownotes

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Something epic is about to happen.

  • Wotak

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No matter what else happens, I'm beating the snot out of my meep to the cat at the end.

  • Wotak

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...and I swear to god, if somebody posts that video of me with a cumeepber up my meep, I will never forgive that somebody.

  • mundhra

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linkswarm: pretty meep magical

  • Wrecker

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I wish someone would find my ex-wife dead in her car.

:(

  • Wotak

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^

While we're waiting for the Main Feature, I might relate how I had to all the time go find my ex-wife in her dead car. Something about gas and water and things of that nature were just beyond that woman.

o the irony

  • Wotak

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redneckville right here, yup.

Canned beer. It's the latest thing. Get on it. I take mine as PBR. It's 20 for 30, meepes.

  • vasudeva

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Thanks to Kahuna's video-editing magics, we have the long-awaited top-secret straydog's ex video, in snippets of its tawdry meep-to-puss anti-glory, featuring: Keyboard Cat.

Play her off, Keyboard Cat.

http://www.youtube.com/v/ItYxp2qJiVg&hl=en&fs=1

Just in case meep goes down

my god what have you done

YOUTUBE?

  • bobacus

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Best thread this week.Kudos to all involved/survived.

  • Wrecker

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THREAD meepING DELIVERS

Dogdude: Jeez dude, I am like SERIOUSLY sorry for your loss.

the meep was great, but man did it come with a price.

  • JohnLenin

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meep

meeping gold. Totally worth the price of admission.

lasted longer than I thought

  • nocal

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LOL i just saw a dead girl's red vibrator get pushed into her red meep and then into her red meep

i'm always late to these parties now, i hate having a job

  • nocal

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straydog: "...and i think we should all take a moment and remember __ as she was..."

*stuffs meep

  • wolfer

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Her last name was Weed.

Sorry for the loss man.

  • SexNinja

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This is the best thing. Not her death of course, just this entire thing.

lol in the highest.

  • Wotak

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Keyboard cat delivered.

  • mundhra

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linkswarm: definitely magical

  • wolfer

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I do have to admit, It was a bit weird watching that video knowing the story.

  • mundhra

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< mundhra> it kinda feels weird masturbating to a dead chick

  • BeachGoat

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Ghost in the Machine....

Do you still have the vibrator? You think it's haunted now?

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