Son of Dumbskull is GONE!!!
About a month ago Son of Dumbskull crash landed on my doorstep. This trip was planned last year when I was working, but since I'm still meep out of a job I had my reservations about the visit. He was going to get a job... and then eventually move out... blah blah...
My totally awesome roommate has been very accommodating to the new kid on the block and all the weirdness that it entailed, however, the boys were getting along great. They bickered and bantered back and forth but nothing was ever taken seriously and they were always laughing. So this afternoon I was in the kitchen making lunch for the three of us when I heard yelling from the living room. I looked around the corner and saw my roommate laughing so I figured they were bullmeepting. Then I heard Son of Dumbskull yelling and I looked again and see my roommate leaned over the side of his recliner with blood pouring down his face.
Son of Dumbskull busted my roommates forehead like a melon...
meep, that is gonna leave a scar.
Son of Dumbskull packed a few things and left, he came back a few hours later screaming he was going to kill us both.
Chicago PD is looking for Son of Dumbskull.
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Apr19 '09
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Apr19 '09
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Holy meep, Dumbskull. You know, the more I read about your progeny, the more I wonder WHAT THE meep.
Apr19 '09
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Most of the guys at my job are ex cops. I had one tell me not too long ago that when he got hired on they'd told him that they were all one big happy family. He said after going out to a few domestic disputes he saw exactly what they meant.
Apr19 '09
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I knew there was something wrong when he criticized you chronic pot use....Sounds like he drinks, instead.
Apr19 '09
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Stories like this is why I'll most likely never have a child and will be handing out planned parenthood gift certificates for christmas this year.
Apr19 '09
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Roommate has no clue what was said (if anything) just before receiving a > shaped tattoo on his forehead.
Son of Dumbskull said before he left he was tired of us talking meep about his Dad in front of him. Another wtf! That's pretty weak... but I/we weren't talking meep about his dad or anyone else from that side of the family at all.
No drugs, and as far as we could tell he had ONE beer before he went ape meep.
Daughter is now pissed off at me trying to make this MY FAULT...
meeping Kids!
Apr19 '09
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I'm so glad I'm fixed.
Apr19 '09
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Plz post naked picturs of daughter of dumbskull
Apr19 '09
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She's knocked up, due any minute now.
Apr20 '09
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Always so tempted to make white trash judgments, then remember my own story and stop short :/
Dec16 '09
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Dumbskull: ''...he came back a few hours later screaming he was going to kill us both.''
So did the little meep kill you, or what?
Dec17 '09
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meep to SoCal and live with me. About as far as you can get and be safe from that location. Wait. How about I rent you my couch and you can move on from there?
Dec18 '09
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There is NO meep in the CHAMPAGNE ROOM.
Aug10 '10
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...and then?