Quinten Lee: 2/2/2009
This is Quinten Lee. He was born at 11:46 PM, Feb 2, 2009 after about 8 hours of labor. He is 6lbs, 13oz and 20" long. He is perfectly happy, healthy and quite content at the moment. His name comes from Great Great Grandfathers on either matriarchal side of his family; Quinten Ryan and Lee Morgan. Quinten means Fifth. He is my fourth child, but he is the last of five (beginning with myself) people bearing my surname in my family... that is, until my sons start having my Grandchildren, granting me eternal life.
His mother is doing very well. She is resting now after having breakfast and he is sleeping beside her. She gave birth without anesthetic just as she did with her first born and the delivery went very smoothly. After 8 hours of labor with mild contractions running about every 2 to 3 minutes, the delivery itself took only 5 minutes. I am very happy that his Mother was spared a long and painful delivery. The worst part of it took only moments and she pushed through it like a trooper. My respect for her grows with every breath I take; as does my pride.
Happy Birthday Quinten Lee.
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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Quinten means Filth.
Congrats on your new filth!
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He is 6lbs, 13oz and 20" long
congratulations on yr black babby
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Congrats, and hopefully he's gonna be a bit easier on the eyes than you.
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Good for you, baby and Mom, and the brothers, and the grandparents, and others, bad for the economy. Congrats man, I reckon.
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Congrats on the baby but what's this about you having eternal life? Sounds like a Bad Thing for the rest of us.
Feb03 '09
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Did your wife have an orgasm?
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Good lookin groundhog. Bless him and may he be strong & healthy.
Feb03 '09
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Congrats on the new package, hope the recession timing isn't gonna be a problem.
I see the baby cannon was manned heroically and I trust the enemy doctor has been successfully defeated.
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props to your healthy man juice and overly capable undercarriage. time to get the snip? plenty of "how-to's" on the net for the budding thai lady-boy.
Feb03 '09
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Congrats man! and thanks for naming him after me.
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congrats and best wishes but it ain't yours. hair is inherited genetically from the father.
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Oh yeah, I hope you didn't cirmeepcise the poor dude; that should be a choice he makes if he wants it.
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vas: Congrats on your new filth! Thanks. The filth is minimal at this point but it'll grow in proportion to the groundhog child, I'm sure.
nocal: congratulations on yr black babby I know! WTF!?
dent: Congrats, and hopefully he's gonna be a bit easier on the eyes than you. My wife's beauty trumps my ugly every time. Thank Darwin.
dag: bad for the economy. Congrats man, I reckon. lol, just because I'm not officially "employed" doesn't mean that I'm campin' out in a trailer waiting for a welfare check. We're doing ok.
chex: Congrats on the baby but what's this about you having eternal life? I believe that we live on through our children. Not in a spiritual or conscious way, but genetically. Four boys and a girl should give me a leg up on this whole "afterlife" thing. My genes, they are viral.
GJ: Did your wife have an orgasm? Yep. I mailed you a sample. It's lovingly tucked into the placenta care package you requested. Your tracking number is in your e-mail inbox. I hope UPS ground is ok.
BG: Good lookin groundhog. Bless him and may he be strong & healthy. Thanks Goat.
freak: Congrats on the new package, hope the recession timing isn't gonna be a problem. Thanks brotha. I'm pretty sure that we'll survive. I grew up poor as meep. I know how to do that meep if I need to.
nurglets: props to your healthy man juice and overly capable undercarriage. time to get the snip? plenty of "how-to's" on the net for the budding thai lady-boy. Thanks nirga. I'll look into that lady-boy thing.
grape: Congrats man! and thanks for naming him after me. Ha ha, you're a Quinten? WTF? Ovar...
godog: congrats and best wishes but it ain't yours. hair is inherited genetically from the father Not so far in this family. Better get your nose back into that evolution theorem, private.
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chex: Oh yeah, I hope you didn't cirmeepcise the poor dude; that should be a choice he makes if he wants it.
None of my boys have had anything they were born with removed from them.
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Congrats Man. Don't forget to feed him plenty of vegemite as he grows.
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if he saw his shadow, do you think he would've gone back in?
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Congrats dude. Quinten is definitely an interesting name.
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None of my boys have had anything they were born with removed from them.
Good. Cirmeepcision is a Zionist conspiracy.
Feb04 '09
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Congrats to you and wifey.
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Congrats brotak.
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Congrats and good health to all!
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You have 4 sons? Her meep is not a clown car.
He is a really beautiful baby, are you sure he is really yours?
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Congrats, now you get more food stamps.
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Congrats on your new sprog.
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yr kids have gross lookin dinks
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Congrats on the healthy little one, Wotak.
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Yay! Your junk works!
Feb02 '10
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Oh, HAI! My name is Quinten Lee but my Daddy and brothers call me Mr. Quinten. I R 1 years old today. Mama says was born on the groundhogs day. Mama says I get to have my first haircut today because it's some kind of silly family tradition. I plan on screaming the whole time... or maybe I'll just meep my pants in silent protest.
I got a new toy this morning! It's a ball that sings to me and has flashy lights and when I touch it, it rolls around in circles! Daddy say's I get to have my very own cake on the 6th when we celebrate my birthday with my aunts and uncles and cousins. I think I will liek cake. I think I will liek cake very much.
Feb02 '10
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He looks just like the mailman.
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Habby Birfday, QLT.
Don't eat yellow snow. Boogers are ok.
Love,
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let me know how your child turns out, i am seriously contemplating putting my own future children on a chicken only diet.
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Congrats on the one-year-old uncirmeepsized noodle.
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He's cuter than you deserve. Happy Birthday poopy baby. When he gets some teefes you're gonna get bit you know.
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You should change his name every year until he is 5. You know, just to meep with him.
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heh, he's already got four teeth and he knows how to use them. He bit his four year old brothers finger the other day and I laughed so hard I almost meep myself. If you haven't seen the ''Charlie Bit My Finger'' video, head on over to YouTube and look it up. My four year old had almost the exact same response but without the nurglets accent. It was just as funny, though.
We took him for his first hair cut today and he sat quietly through the entire ordeal. A perfect little angel. I knew something bad was coming and I was right. We brought him home and put him down for his nap. About ten minutes later Jen heard him in there making noise and went in to lay him down again. That's when I heard her yell for me...
I walked into his room and he was standing at the end of his crib, naked from the waist down. There was a puddle of meep on the floor in front of him and next to it an unused diaper and his pants. He had one of his socks hanging out of his mouth and the other was still on his foot. He was standing in the crib and when he saw me walk in he pulled the sock out and pointed at the meep puddle as if to say, ''Look at my new trick Dada!''
Ah, the joys of parenthood...
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I envy you.
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Love'em as much as you can while everything is still new to them, while they'll listen to you, while they still like being picked up and hugged.
I saw this stupid comic strip a few days ago and had to go sit by myself for a bit:
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Charlie Bit Me - Remix - More bloopers are a click away
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congrats!
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Enjoy it while you can, it's a long time till grandkids.