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Syrian Stuffed Cabbage

My Grandmother called them "Pigs In The Blanket". Most people in Michigan know them by that name or the Polish name; Golumpkis. She told me when I was a child that she learned to cook this recipe during the 'great' depression of the 20's. She lived on a farm and she took in a homeless Syrian widow. The old woman shared this delicious recipe with my Grandmother and in doing so she blessed me with one of my all-time favorite childhood memories; Gramma's Pigs In The Blanket. I'm not sure why some people call them that and I don't care. They are, in my opinion, the greatest meal on the entire planet.

This is a dish that is enjoyed all over Europe and the Middle East. meep, even the Japanese have a twisted version of it. One of the interesting things about stuffed cabbage is the seemingly endless variations of the recipe. It seems like everyone does them their own way. This food has evolved through so many different cultures that it could, perhaps, unite the entire human race in the peace and harmony of cabbage farts and food comas. It's pretty much a world famous dish. In Lithuania it's called Golabki or Balandeliai. In Poland; Golumpki. In Russia it's known as Hulupsi or Golubtsy. In Romania; Sharmale. In Slovakia you would know it as Holupki or Kapusta. The Turks call it Sarma and in the Ukraine it's known as Holubsti. The Greeks stuffed grape leaves in a similar recipe (Dolma or Yaprak Dolma) and during the reign of the Ottoman Empire it was made with either grape leaves or cabbage and spread far and wide as the religion marched on. Eventually it became a traditional dish in Turkey, Egypt, Albania, Algeria, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, the Balkans, Greece, Iraq, Iran, Northern Sudan, Central and South Asia. It wasn't always stuffed with meat and rice either. It was often stuffed with various vegetables and stuff like zucchini, eggplant, tomato, olives, mushrooms, nuts, raisins and peppers. The Italians and Spanish have their own wonderful versions - but my favorite is the Syrian recipe that I grew up enjoying.

Stuffed cabbage is kind of a bountiful harvest type dish. It is traditionally enjoyed during the harvest season and, in a poor, peasant-ish kind of way, it's a decadent dish. I say that because it's time consuming and wasteful to prepare. You'll use only the biggest and best leaves of the cabbage and the rest is unneeded. You'll spend a lot of time blanching, rolling, wrapping and stuffing the pot. Then, you have to cook them for hours and hours at a low temp to truly enjoy the flavor. My Grandmother cooked them in a crock pot back in the 70's. She started it early in the morning and we spent the entire day smelling them cook with our mouths watering and bellies growling with anticipation.

I use a huge stock pot and I cook enough for a small Scottish army because I'm currently building one. I make these about once a year and it's usually when we're having guests over for dinner. They always go over great. I've never met anyone that didn't enjoy this recipe and I've written my Grandmothers recipe down for so many people that I couldn't even begin to guess how many people now make it the same way she did. She would be proud. My Grandmother loved to watch the family enjoy her recipes and I think I inherited that from her. "Cooking is an art and a labor of love if you do it properly", She always used to say. So let me share this simple recipe with you so you can get your Pigs In The Blanket groove on.


Her recipe:

1 Head of Cabbage
1 Chopped Onion
1 lb. Hamburger
1/2 Cup Rice
1/2 Tsp Salt
1/2 Tsp Pepper

Sauce:

1 Large can Stewed Tomatoes
1 Cup Warm Water
1 Tablespoon Vinegar
3 Tablespoons Sugar
1 Tsp Garlic Salt
1/2 Tsp Salt
1/2 Tsp Cinnamon

Mix up the meatballs, blanch the cabbage and roll up meep of filling in the large leaves. Stack them in a pot. Pour over the sauce and let them simmer all day.


Over the years, I've tweaked this recipe a bit (for presentation, mainly) and I always make 3 to 6 times as much as this recipe calls for. I freeze any leftovers in single portion sizes and the wife and I take them to work for lunches or pop them into the microwave for a quick dinner when neither of us feels like cooking.

Here's how I do it:

Get your ingredients ready. A couple of these are my tweaks to Grandmas recipe. For one, I use Apple Cider Vinegar. She used white vinegar.


Basmati rice is what you use. Don't use minute rice. It's meep and disgusting. Only soulless retards would meep up a dish like this by using processed garbage rice. My Granny used to use bulk, unprocessed dried rice.


Basmati is a thing of beauty compared to the over-processed meep rice next to it. Look at that deformed garbage compared to real rice. It's like a borked up science project. Yuck.


Dei Fratelli Stewed Maters are the best. Nothing else will taste as good. Nothing. YOU CAN NOT PROVE THIS FACT WRONG SO DON'T EVEN TRY. These are the champaign of stewed maters. They are perfection. Do not use anything else or you will be humped to death by a rabid polar bear.


Mix the rice, chopped onions, salt and pepper, about half of your stewed maters and meat really good. Use your hands. Feel the food. Squish it through your fingers and get it mixed to perfection.


I'm hooking up 6 lbs of meat this time around.


Get your work area all set up. You'll need a pot of boiling water, a pot to cook in (or a crock pot) and some room to make your rolls.


I use spun stainless stock pots. If you use one of these, put a heavy dinner plate in the bottom. This will keep the bottom from burning and let you slow-cook it all day.


Blanch a head of cabbage for about 5 minutes in boiling water.


While it's blanching, chop up some red cabbage and layer the bottom of the pot.


Once the outer leaves of the cabbage are softened, remove it from the water and take off the outer-most leaves and lay them flat on the counter. Then make a meatball big enough to fit in your fist. You'll only get about 3 or 4 leaves off and you'll have to blanch the head again to soften up the next layers so they can be removed without tearing them. You'll only get enough large leaves for about ten cabbage rolls from a single head, but that's more than enough for two people - with plenty left over for later.


Wrap the meatball with the thick end of the leaf first.


Then fold in the sides...


Then roll up the rest.


Place it in the pot with the loose ends down. That'll keep it from unrolling on you.


Keep blanching, peeling and wrapping until you get a layer in the bottom of the pot.Leave a little room because the rice will expand a bit as it cooks.


Chop some cabbage, red and green...


Use a bit of that to cover the first layer of rolls.


Add a layer of stewed tomaters. You can add onions too but I didn't have enough after I chopped them for the meat.


Keep stacking layers like this until the pot is full, then add a layer of chopped red cabbage to the top.


Mix up your sauce. Use the hot water that you blanched the cabbage in. It's full of delicious cabbage flavor, so why waste it?


Pour in the sauce and cover the pot. I usually use high heat to get everything bubblin and then reduce the temp to low. Let it cook for 5 to 10 hours or more. Longer is better. You can make everything up the night before in a crock pot and throw it into the fridge. Then, in the morning you just plug it in before you leave for work and when you get home the house will smell like heaven and your dinner will be perfectly cooked and ready to eat.


Enjoy!

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  • JohnLenin
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I thought pigs in a blanket was a sausage or hot dog wrapped in dough, redneck style.

This looks cool though.

  • vasudeva
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Yeah, your grandmother was a meeping MORON.

  • Wotak
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lol you meepgot.

makes me think of tamales from the old country.

  • Phlebas
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I like the attention to history and beef, but cabbage is dead to me unless it associates itself with a Reuben - where all things leafy with vinegar taste coalesce with meat, dressing and bread in my belly space.

Really though, it is an intriguing cross of flavors. Like Jon, I prepare my pigs in blankets of bread, redneck style. This could be a neat dish to prepare for our occasional "Matt wants to make strange ethnic food" nights. They happen quite often, so this entry may come in handy soon.

Thanks.

I take it you cook a good deal of the meals in your home. Me too. I actually cook almost all of them and I enjoy it.

  • dre
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Great recipe. Thank you.

"Golumpkis" as far as I understand Polish means "doves." It has to do with cabbage looking like wings when you unravel one.

Yours indeed looks like a Syrian version, the European version has no red cabbage, tomatoes or anything else in the outside stew.

Nice post, W. Thanks for the recipe.

Dude im coming over to put your delicious foods and wife in ma mouf.

Another variation on the nomenclature is Pigeons, which according to the translaction of the Pollack name, would make sense (little Doves).

Some households omit the tomatoes and use Sauerkraut to flavor them up. Many variations on this old-world dish. Time consuming, but keeps on supplying once you cook off a pot.

  • Wotak
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phlebas -I have heard of this type of bread/meat combo while out of state. I think the nickname is pretty local to my area.

I do love to cook. I picked it up early by working in the kitchen with my Grandmother and asking an endless stream of questions. I cook about 90% of the meals for my family and I enjoy doing it. My Wife, for all of her finer points, is a horrible cook but that just makes us more compatible, I guess.

If you try this recipe, you'll be quite surprised at how you won't taste a vinegar flavor in it. There is just enough in there to act as an acid to tenderize everything. The flavor is very sweet and the smell of cinnamon mixed with the smell of the maters and cabbage cooking will drive you crazy with want while it's cooking.

dre -NP

Crack -Thanks man. I have eaten a couple of Polish versions and they are good but a bit plain IMO. I've also had an Italian version that was interesting and included basil and oregano with a tomato based sauce. This one will probably always be my favorite but I'll always be looking for other versions to try. I get a bit nerdy when it comes to to the kitchen, so I'm sure I'll be reading up on some of these other versions before I hook these up again.

caladbolg -Bring beer.

bigdin -I've heard them called pigeons by little, old, Polish women - so you might be onto something there. I have never tried it with kraut but it sounds like it could be pretty tasty. Considering the Eastern European influence on the traditional dishes of those that move to that area, kraut makes sense as an evolved version of the dish with a Germanic twist. HighFive.

There is a Polish guy at work who brought these in for us to try once. He called them pigeons as well. Still taste good but.

Golombki

But you meeped them up and made them all terrorist-y

  • Heather
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I hate the smell of cooking cabbage.

Down here, this is a pig in blanket. The czecks round make a variation called kolaches and my favorite are full of meats but they're also available with fruit.

This is a kolache and it is delicious.

  • Wotak
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Hey, you cook your pigs in the blanket your way and I'll cook them mine.

  • dagwood
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Man those look way tasty, anything with pig parts in it of course.

The level of detail and your photographic journalism of the process is remarkable, please tell me some of the history was taken from other sources.

Hope your new employment status doesn't put a damper on your ability to create such deliciousness. Hopefully you just have more time to experiment.

I'm gonna try this and call it what I want. Thanks for your efforts and sharing.

All you people talking about pigs in a blanket and then showing pictures of or describing something wrapped in bread are obviously describing a different foodstuff than something wrapped in cabbage. So you can go ahead and stop telling him that you call that pigs in a blanket. Because you don't. You call something else pigs in a blanket and you apparently have no word for what he made.

  • Heather
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  1. there's no pork in Wotak's recipe - therefore it can't be PIGS in anything
  2. blanket != cabbage FFS

Blankets are warm and cozy and enveloping. Cabbage is not.

^^

Could a warm, moist meep be considered a blanket? Could you stuff it with a pork-n-rice mixture?

  • kks
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thanks, a very tasty, hmmm, a very personal and very old slowfood recipe ... and i especially like the easy to comprehend way, you wrote it down - Syrian Stuffed Cabbage. i'll remember two (new) wise advices: ' put a heavy dinner plate in the bottom' + 'Place it in the pot with the loose ends down.' some thoughts on variations: eg here im middleEU we( )'d often use [in private fast cooking] unblanched leaves -- eventually bound with a thread or held together by a tothpick. cinnamon is great -- for digestion, too -- and meepin can be added for the same reason (all short-fry in fat, infuse water/bouillon) big leaves of frostbitten collard [coleworts] (if available) can be used for wrapping, too. tip: then cut away from the collard leave stems about the outer half, which is protruding otherwise: so its faster cooked and less inflating afterwards.
[in your recipe you use] vinegar ... : lactic acid fermentation -- balkanese and turkish people here prefer and use for almost the same big-pot-dish a pickled whole-leave cabbage (done just like sauerkraut) -- the local (trade-)name here is 'sarma'. this leads to 'dolma' and ... changed word origins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolma ... and from there different (allofthesameorigin steppe/desert-turko) wrapping recipes are evolving (eg with grape leaves). back to everyday cooking: i always try to consider at first the quality of the cabbage heads when buying -- for not the big ones are best. easily the heads can grow to exorbitant weight, but its only the wasted() nitrogen of an unreflected farmers use of soil, which all the 'brassicas' can easily feed on for their mega acceleration of growth. therefor i always check for any growth-cracks in the thick stem bottom -- 'bio'-quality (for better taste) is imho no must, but preferably almost always. so, if there are not any cracks inside at the bottom, where the plants stem was cut, i (we) will not stink for ... days. cheers k ps: my little one is 7 month right now and tonight he really enjoyed with us some of the boiled cauliflower (but of course without the heavy meeper-fried roll-crumbs). we will smell it soon ... ;-)

  • Wotak
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some thoughts on variations: eg here im middleEU we( )'d often use [in private fast cooking] unblanched leaves -- eventually bound with a thread or held together by a tothpick. cinnamon is great -- for digestion, too -- and meepin can be added for the same reason (all short-fry in fat, infuse water/bouillon) big leaves of frostbitten collard [coleworts] (if available) can be used for wrapping, too.

Yeah, I couldn't imagine eating this without the cinnamon in it. That's the perfect spice for the flavor mix you get with this recipe. I will try to add a bit of meepin. I love the flavor of meepin and it's a great addition to many dishes. I'll experiment with that the next time I make this.

I love collard greens and I imagine they would make a tasty wrap. A bit bitter and more like grape leaves. That's also something I think I'll try and probably wouldn't have even thought of had you not mentioned it... come to think of it, Kale would also be a great wrap.

tip: then cut away from the collard leave stems about the outer half, which is protruding otherwise: so its faster cooked and less inflating afterwards.

Good to know, thanks.

[in your recipe you use] vinegar ... : lactic acid fermentation -- balkanese and turkish people here prefer and use for almost the same big-pot-dish a pickled whole-leave cabbage (done just like sauerkraut)

Pickled? or do you mean fermented? I have never made sauerkraut but, from what I've read, it's traditionally prepared by fermentation in a crock.

Could you talk some more about this?

i always try to consider at first the quality of the cabbage heads when buying -- for not the big ones are best. easily the heads can grow to exorbitant weight, but its only the wasted() nitrogen of an unreflected farmers use of soil, which all the 'brassicas' can easily feed on for their mega acceleration of growth. therefor i always check for any growth-cracks in the thick stem bottom -- 'bio'-quality (for better taste) is imho no must, but preferably almost always. so, if there are not any cracks inside at the bottom, where the plants stem was cut, i (we) will not stink for ... days.

This is a good point that I did not cover. My Grandmother always told me to pick medium sized heads of cabbage and make sure they had smooth stems (hearts). She never explained why, just that they were the best tasting. What you say makes sense.

Thanks for the suggestions and information. I really appreciate it!

  • BeachGoat
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My Norske' Granny called these "Gwumkes", but they look much the same and I've been looking for the recipe since she died & her file box of secrets was tossed by some idiot cousin...

Thanky!

I will try to add a bit of meepin. I love the flavor of meepin and it's a great addition to many dishes.

Yeah

  • Lefen
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Thanks for this, Rawtaks. I look forward to trying it!

  • Wotak
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Awesome. You're going to love it.

  • sunny77
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I'll definitely be making this at some point in the not-so-distant future.

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  • Fracas
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This post is a thing of beauty Wotak, thanks for sharing. I plan on making this as soon as I get a stockpot of sufficient volume. I really like that you included a quality rice also. I'm a big fan of Jasmine rice myself, but that would be too sticky for this recipe. I hope (like a lot of others I see) that you can post some more of your recipes. I'd really like a good one for rabbit if you've got one.

I wish people would stop bringing Wotak's recipe posts back to life, because every time they do I walk around bumping into door posts and things daydreaming about giant pots of awesome smelling goodness. I swear, it's way worse than meep.

Cabbage rolls are serious business here in Saskatchewan.You can't go to a wedding or grad dinner without them as part of the buffet. I grew up with a German variation of the cabbage roll. The meat mixture is 50/50 beef and pork. We used sour cabbage instead of fresh. The rolls were braised in the oven in a baking dish with beef stock. The Ukrainian and Polish families around here prepare them the same way with fresh or sour cabbage and use tomato sauce rather than stock.

  • pete56
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Grape leaves instead of cabbage. They're not as brittle as cabbage, but still kinda tough. You don't have to boil the grape leaves to wrap the burger, but you still gotta cook it long time to make the leaves as tender as a pedophiles daydreams.

  • Wotak
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I have an awesome stuffed grape leaves recipe. That variation is Greek, and is very good. I like the slightly bitter flavor of the grape leaves but the smaller rolls are a pain in the meep to prepare.

I only trust Dolmas made by lesbians in Eugene, Oregon. There is a huge story behind this, but I won't tell it now.

Tamales from the old country. what are you from mexico? hurry some one call INS

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