Thank Goodness for 2009
2008 was not a banner year for most. For me in particular it suxured. Mom, grandmother and best friend passed away. Also Vasudeva aquired a gun which puts my life in danger. I also hope my favorite grandma who has been diagnosed with dementia at age 88 gets the care and love she needs this year as our family struggles with direction to take.
I hope and wish all swarmers have a great and successful 2009.
Warm Regards,
Hobo
Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
BeachGoat
spankerchi+
Crapalicio+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




Jan01 '09
posts
21.1k rads
21144 rads
#
haha
Jan01 '09
posts
46.9k rads
46882 rads
#
Life is like boxes of chocolates, bobo. Big, red boxes of chocolates. Give those pretty boxes to a woman so that she may eat them. She will keep you warm at night and pick up your socks in the morning. If you ever find yourself in a fix and starving, eat the woman.
The sun'll come out tomorrow. Mark my words. Happy New Year, brother.
Jan01 '09
posts
25.3k rads
25296 rads
#
2008 ruled
2009 promises to rule harder, faster, longer, and deeper.
Get used to loss because that's all we meeping get. God takes your kids, siblings, parents and spouses.
Happy meeping New Year
Jan01 '09
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
new year =/= reset bye.
Jan01 '09
posts
55.2k rads
55157 rads
#
QFMFT
Me? I'm opening 2009 with honesty. Hoping to close it with precision ;)
Jan01 '09
posts
32k rads
31995 rads
#
meep 2008. As hard as it meeped me, meep it right back into the shadows of history.
It made me feel like I ate a bag of meeps.
I wish you all the same thing I want for myself: for 2009 to be a VAST improvement over 2008.
Jan01 '09
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
*sigh yes harder, faster, longer and deeper sounds like a good plan for 09 to me ;)
Jan01 '09
posts
7227 rads
7227 rads
#
2009 will be just like 2008, only with more gray hairs.
Jan01 '09
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
Last year largely sucked for me, but once again it was largely my own meeping fault. I lost a good job, a decent car, all my clothes, books, photos and a pretty good computer. I lost my freedom, my self-respect and the best meep I've ever had. My obsession with the best meep I ever had was the main reason I lost all those things. In 2009 I resolve to get all those things back and develop healthy, lasting relationships with people who are capable of love.
'08 is gone and despite the baggage I still carry 2009 is a brand new opportunity to try again to get it right. Good luck, fame and fortune to you all, me I'll settle for a meep job and peace of mind.
Jan01 '09
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
wrecker: 2009 will be just like 2008, only with more gray hairs.
and a black president
Jan02 '09
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I'll be the first to say that 2008 was a wonderful year for me.
My daughter was born. Julia is healthy and bright. She is the most beautiful force in my life.
I worked hard, probably harder than I have ever worked - more determination, hours and stress than I have ever put myself to task for and it has paid off.
In 2008, I became a man.
And my wife loves me more for it.
Hobo, in the span of six years, I have lost my father, her father, two grandfathers, three grandmothers and a brother, not to mention all of the ancillary aquaintances who have passed. Time sucks in some regards, but time is also that which allows the mind and cirmeepstance to mend all.
Bring 2009. We will fight it with a better game.
Jan02 '09
posts
149.1k rads
149090 rads
#
FIRST POST!
Jan02 '09
posts
46.9k rads
46882 rads
#
Life isn't fair. It doesn't come with a contract and there are no guarantees. Live every day like it's your last because it just might be.
Jan02 '09
posts
11.9k rads
11914 rads
#
I think I'm more relieved that 2008 is over and 2009 in some twisted was gives a fresh start.
Also I hate when the word tumor is spelled tumour.
Jan02 '09
posts
253.9k rads
253910 rads
#
There were a couple gross patches, but overall my 2008 was pretty good. I'm certainly a lot meeping smarter about a couple things.
Jan02 '09
posts
9872 rads
9872 rads
#
I am hoping 2009 will mean the landing of a retirement-able job. I want to quit moving around and build up ONE 401k account.
Jan03 '09
posts
11.9k rads
11914 rads
#
2009 was going along swimmingly well until Wotak had to expose me and the Swarm to grandpa. Fuk you wotak and the grandpa you rode in on.
Jan03 '09
posts
46.9k rads
46882 rads
#
:)
Jan03 '09
posts
7227 rads
7227 rads
#
I am hoping 2009 will mean the landing of a retirement-able job.
THIS^^^
Jan11 '09
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I totally agree...meep 2008, been saying it for months.
2008 saw the end of my marriage, which was until it ended, pretty good I thought. The worst part was, I never saw it coming. For those of you who know Heet and I well and have been there for me, thank you. Special thanks to the SBP, that one phone call saved my sanity, and quite possibly my life...
2009 has to get better...It has started on a great note in the relationship arena, and with the way things are going at work it promises to be a banner year.
Jan17 '09
posts
11.9k rads
11914 rads
#
I started taking happy pills and now I don't know what year it is! DRUGZ!