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  • Heather
  • Dec29 '08
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Weirdest xmas gift

I got a gift this year. An artifact from an uncle who still fondly recalls his time as an altar boy. No matter what the relationship, I think this gift would stand alone as a strange present. What makes this even more delicious is:

1) we are not related by blood
2) we never talk - not email or text or phone
3) interaction at annual family events is minimal at best except for brutal put downs
4) he's never given me a gift before - ever



Its actually a pretty neat book:






Check out Akekee, Wlademer (Its like the creepiest yearbook you've ever cracked open)




Hands down the most troublesome boys went to the Catholic High School. Back in 91, they installed big pillars at entrances to malls because some Central Catholic boys drove their Bronco into Dillards (in the mall) at the Ralph Lauren section and piled that truck high.


San Fernando OLDE PICTURES




I have 2 family members currently enrolled in Incarnate Word - neat that the main building was completed in 1900 wtf is this boston?




Think I could sell this on eBay?

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  • Etain
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that is way cool! no way would I sell it on ebay...though you could probably make a few bucks!

  • Acidburn
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He wants to meep your mouth. I would love to watch this btw

  • wolfer
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First book he grabbed off of the shelf the night before.

  • Dumbskull
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It is odd he gave it to you, but don't sell it, re-gift to another family member next year.

Bet it's worth nothing on Facebook. Looks like a dollar bin book.

Facebook = Ebay.

wtf facebook get out of my head.

  • nurglets
  • Dec29 '08

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^^ how are we ever going to heal the rifts with such religious ignoance, you zionist dog.

probably worth something to the right person, maybe more in a few years when the catholic church goes bust.

here's a fun game for all the family, see how many mugshots in your book actually correspond to police mugshots

  • nurglets
  • Dec29 '08

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also, the wierdest/best present i got this year was also the best, board game called khet, kind of like chess with a second level, where you have little mirrored pieces and you have to bounce a laser beam around the board with them to knock out the other players queen/pharaoh .

with the added beam splitters it gets confusing as to where the beams will bounce around.

this, plus the huge flatscreen hd tv we bought ourselves has made my christmas pretty enjoyable this year.

Look, you already are fawning all over this gift and sharing it with your little friends who came over to see what Santa brought you. Keep it, because you will get more miles out of this strange meeping book than that strap-on that your partner bought you.

As for Nurglets.... welcome to the world of board gaming. Always nice to see a person take a leap into something not Monopoly (which is still cool, but not all there is out there).

Nurg... let me know how family members take to this.

  • jwalker
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So is this like his yearbook, or just something he found somewhere?

Did he gift anyone else in your immediate family? If not, that really is creepy.

  • Heather
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This was a gift to him when he was an altar boy and I doubt its been opened since 1974. No idea if he gave anyone else a gift, family is big and it would be awkward to ask around. I asked his sister (my aunt) WTF is up with your little brother and she was mildly surprised that he gave it away. She was the one suggested I could sell it on eBay.

After paper, bows and boxes were thrown away and the youngest nephews were burning the refuse, the alcohol started flowing. My uncle sees me with the book and he wistfully starts recalling his time in seminary (!!!!) and between belches, tells about quitting seminary and getting married to his first wife (!!!!!). Since then, he and Bishop Fury are no longer tight like this (fingers crossed), HIC.

See what Holy Assrape can do to a young man.

Tsssk, tsssk, if only the Bishops meep didn't get in the way of your Unkies plans, then God's soldiers would be one pedo stronger.

OK so here is why he did it he was probably reeeally stoned and thought who can I weird out with a really meeped up gift. He probably does this every year to the fam. just for meeps and giggles.

  • GrapeApe
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Take it to the flea market, the mexicans will be all over that meep. I usually hit Eisenhauer Road and Busseys out by garden ridge on 35.

  • dagwood
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Reminds me to not be that creepy uncle.

Is there any reason he would have given you this or anything this year when never before. It may have some historical value someday, or did they give these things out like condoms?
The regifting idea is good, circulating it through the large family could be interesting see who ends up with it on the coffee table or as a doorstop.

  • Heather
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I usually hit Eisenhauer Road and Busseys out by garden ridge on 35.

At the flea market I won't get any money for it. And I'd have to go to the flea market. ew. I wish I had access to that Cash In The Attic guy.

  • GrapeApe
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I love going to the flea market, its an adventure everytime you go. never know what you will find or see.

  • dre
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Altar boy yearbook = creepy

Maybe he thought it was a chinese gift exchange thing, oooohhh I love those :D You look around and wait to see someone who actually seems to like the 20 dollar gift they just received and BAM! you steal the meeper from them lol *sigh good times.

I dunno, just please stay away from that man he gives me the heebie jeebies. meep yes sell that on Ebay, what else are you going to do with it :/

Archdioses of San Antonio?

I was just in San Antonio for Chirstmas, visiting the wife's family. You shouldn't be surprise at the really old dates on some of the buildings. A lot of the missions around SA were built ~100 years before Boston was founded.

  • Heather
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Naturally the missions are old as meep, including the alamo. But the college that my niece and nephew are attending has a building that was finished in 1900 took me by surprise.

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