Last night I was railing the snot out of my GF. I was up behind her and raelly going at it, when she farted on me! Hard!
And the worst part was the smell! The other night we went out for Mexican. She had beans, lots of beans.
It was so GROSS! I didn't know what to do, so I pretended my leg hurt and went to sleep. I don't think she even knew she farted.
Did I do the right thing? Eck, it was so gROSS!