Girl Farts During meep?
Last night I was railing the snot out of my GF. I was up behind her and raelly going at it, when she farted on me! Hard!
And the worst part was the smell! The other night we went out for Mexican. She had beans, lots of beans.
It was so GROSS! I didn't know what to do, so I pretended my leg hurt and went to sleep. I don't think she even knew she farted.
Did I do the right thing? Eck, it was so gROSS!
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LOki
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JohnLenin
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
LOki
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tesco
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tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
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BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
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LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
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LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
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dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
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spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
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tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
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linkswarm
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bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Depression Part Two
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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Sometimes, ramming a woman can dislodge certain things. Do not be alarmed. Be glad you were not shat on. Faking an injury is always a good excuse for a guy. As for her not knowing it happened, well she was obviously enraptured by your manly pelvic thrusts. Take her silence as the compliment that it is. One word for future ramming sessions: beano.
Mar21 '02
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Dude, are you for real?
If so, you're being kinda paranoid: by farting out onto you, your girl was just trying to heighten your experience by gently introducing scat into your shared moment of physicality. This is probably a hint that she'd like some things stuffed up in the old brown tunnel, so break out the screwdrivers and the tabasco and get playing!
Mar24 '02
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unless she stops the car and demands you get out when you fart, you probably should've finished the deed. yes, it's horrifying, but bumping uglies isn't the most pristine, sanitary deeds anyway.
Mar27 '02
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Maybe she was just practicing a new type of birth control. You know, fart on the guy so he can't finish birth control. Apparently it worked well that night. But if all this farting is bothering you, let me bang your girlfriend a few times. I'll promise to bang all the gas out of her then I'll let you have her back gas free. It's a win-win for both of us.
Sep18 '03
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I agree with Vas...I think your mom, (or GF, as you like to call her) wants some serious meep-POUNDIN" Give it to her man...dont be a meep.
Sep18 '03
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This thread is a year and a half old Mud. Anonymouscoward was killed in an accident about a year ago. There was a thread around here someplace about it. He's sniffin angel farts now.
Sep19 '03
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OOPS...I've gone through all the forums, and almost all the news articles on megarad, ( I think I'm halfway, December 2002 I think ) , waded my way through all the links here back to the begining on linkswarm, when it all started. Checked out all the hot meep in the Thongs section, and now I'm running out of stuff to go through, so I'm reading everyones journals. Sorry if I reply to dead peoples stuff. No disrespect meant.
Sep19 '03
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Don't feel too badly. I made it up.
Sep19 '03
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FUKER...I believed you to, and was looking for the thread...meep!!!
Sep19 '03
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Hahaha. I almost believed him myself.