Farewell, NasTard, you bore me.

Hey dude,
For years now, I have been watching you careen in circles, putt up road courses that I have seen much more agile and speedy cars bomb down, and frankly,bro, You bore me now.
There was an era when you, me, and Dale SR spent a lot of time sitting around,smoking and joking, and that era just died.
I gave you 11 years though, buddy, and you continuously fail to impress me.
So can we part as friends?
I don't want you to get all jealous when I get up at 0 five hundred to catch the Formula 1 race in Belgium. Please understand that when I flip the channel past you on my way to the Rolex sports car race, or the Indy league at Watkins Glen,where you bored me again this year.
Please understand that while some drivers return from other series on the odd weekend to race, I won't be watching, because stock cars are a boring sort of race, and that is why your part timers inevitably leave for their old digs.
I don't care if you get more pedigreed drivers from other series. They will not make your monotony shine any brighter than 3 screaming southern boys in the press box, and your in car cameras already do.Its just monotony.
When I run off to Belle Island, and Mont Tremblant, and skip Bristol and Daytona, I hope you will understand.
You cannot be made to be interesting, and I am truly sorry.
I rode my bike during Qualifying, and I'll be at my friends playing Halo whilst you do your thing.
I am sorry to abandon you, yet I am comforted in knowing that there will be legions of raging fans there to close ranks behind me,and I'll be forgotten soon.
Till then, Cut off that meeping mullet, please?

PS I just watched the F1 race , which was run in the rain, by drivers that had to turn right, not just left,and won by a black dude with a British accent. It is so much more refined than the redneck drawl.
Nastard, You just weren't exciting or refined enough anymore, I've grown, and well, you just got bigger.All the other series have continuously outclassed you for as long as I have watched . You were comfort when CART was not running, or WRC was off. But you were only a pastime between other series breaks;
Something to watch at the family reunions down in WVa
so as to not attract attention. Bye.