Crossroads

Its really true what they say, I actually DO feel like im standing at a crossroads.

My relationship of two and half years just ended (not my choice) and i truly do not know what to do with myself. I do not have many friends nor do i have a particularly taxing job so I have little to take my mind off of things.

I wont go into specifics but basically she said we were not enough alike, that i lacked certain personality traits that she wanted, which raises the question who gets exactly what they want in a partner? She was definitely not everything i dreamed of but i loved her and still love her.

Its funny that i never write in this unless im having relationship issues, i suppose its kind of cathartic in a way. Plus the mix of mocking and paternal punch-in-the-shoulderness always makes me feel a bit better, oddly enough.

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  • nocal
  • Aug04 '08

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Dude they didn't stop making meep when you met her. Go find another one. ....NOW!

kill self

who gets exactly what they want in a partner?

I did. The trick is to find out it's perfect, not think it from the start. It will sting for awhile, and yer hart will ache, and whatnot.

Soon, it will all be a bitter aftertaste and she will be gone. You will be meep exciting Betties, watching tv in yer underwear, and feeling like an hero.

Amen

  • bobacus
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Sadly, the words," We are not enough alike." frequently also mean, "You won't stop doing the things that I wish you wouldn't do." like enjoy music from your collection, or sports. She did you a favor of doing it now, and not after some life changer, such as marrige or a kid. Go hatemeep some dumb meep whilst replacing the house model. Good excuse for a bender.......

HAHA, classic formula!

1) break up with partner

2) tells internet

rubs hands together

  • nocal
  • Aug04 '08

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I did. The trick is to find out it's perfect, not think it from the start.

hey danielle steele thanks for your word salad i think i have diabetes now

She was definitely not everything i dreamed of but i loved her and still love her.

I SETTLED, WHY CAN'T SHE SETTLE

you realize that this sentence is the most passive aggressive bullmeep, dude.

  • Dumbskull
  • Aug05 '08

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I wont go into specifics but basically she said we were not enough alike...

News flash...this is what chicks say when they're already banging someone else.

  • JohnLenin
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Newsflash: dumbskull would have said that regardless of what your chick said.

have killed self yet?

  • shitbox
  • Aug05 '08

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Get a meeping hobby. Like binge drinking or paper mache making.

No self still lives, anyone who kills themselves over meep like this probably should have been killed anyway.

I hope she isnt banging anyone else, although that would make alot of sense with the meep that was going on before the break up.

Ive been trying to find a hobby, ive been thinking of taking up MMA fighting. Im a pretty good sized guy and ive got some martial arts training already. I just need to find a place that wont charge me an fortune and will fit into my work schedule.

  • nurglets
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I hope she isnt banging anyone else, although that would make alot of sense with the meep that was going on before the break up.

she was and most likely still is, meepes are cold hearted and devious in their many ways.

hey danielle steele thanks for your word salad i think i have diabetes now

Oh nocal, you're such a tart

:coysmiles:

  • tantrum
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This journal entry offends men the same way menses blood does.

  • graycube
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Danger Zone Jobs - the answer to a boring life, a way to get over her, make a buck, and maybe get blowed up too.

This journal entry offends men the same way menses blood does

Mensus blood doth taste stingey upon thy tongue, but doth it not make the she-meepes wriggle?

  • nocal
  • Aug06 '08

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reading this again, you really need to hop on that MMA idea.

you say you have few friends and a girlfriend for whom you settled.

whenever i go through a breakup, the best way to get it off your mind is to occupy your time meeting people. don't meet people in the hopes that you'll date them, because that won't work right now. do meet people as friends or in the hopes that you'll meep them.

hanging out for a few weekends with new friends and meeping some chick will make you feel more optimistic, at the very least. beyond that, working out makes you feel and look better, and you'll get some aggression out as well. frankly you and this ex sound much better off without each other

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