I can buy booze and handguns!

1) Post your mug for photoshopping, post haste.

2) For my 21st birthday, I did my damnedest to kill a bottle of Jack Daniels single-handedly. I would have been successful too, if that goddamned tree hadn't started talking meep. meep YOU TREE!

1) Post your mug for photoshopping, post haste.

2) For my 21st birthday, I did my damnedest to kill a bottle of Jack Daniels single-handedly. I would have been successful too, if that goddamned tree hadn't started talking meep. meep YOU TREE!

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        2) For my 21st birthday, I did my damnedest to kill a bottle of Jack Daniels single-handedly. I would have been successful too, if that goddamned tree hadn't started talking meep. meep YOU TREE!
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I'm the PFC with the Dylan shirt.

Have at it.

Alright, 'nub. This isn't how birthday photoshops are done around here.

I borrowed my girlfriends Eagle Talon on the night of my 21'st bday, shoved all types of booze in my gut, smoke in my lungs and powder up my nose and headed towards the strip club until a cop pulled us over (my sober friend was driving) going over 100mph. We explained it was my Bday and he was cool enough to let us go with just a pretty nasty speeding ticket.

I proceeded to do this same type of meep on a regular basis until I met the wife.

I did kill that bottle of Jack Daniels. That was followed by going to our company bar (was in Korea), climbing on the bar and threatening to kick everyone's meep which was promptly followed by some passing out and puking.

I don't remember my 21st birthday.

my 21st was anti-climatic because drinking age was 18 back then.

I'm pretty sure I got knocked up on my 21st B'day. As best as I can recall... ex husband and I drank a boat load of cheap wine and smoked up in celebration of my finally being able to legally buy booze and then....

Spawned HellGirl.

I remember adding a spaghetti plant to the garden on my 21st, after collecting my free drinks from all the bars down town. Back then, that was a local tradition. There was an upside-down kamikazes (a barber's chair leaning back against the bar so the 'tender can mix it in your mouf) in one bar, followed by ...I think it was called a tornado or hurricane or something... Whatever it was called it was two feet tall, blended fruity icy thing that made the floor get all warbly. Next bar was a Flaming Doctor Pepper. Then a Brain Hemorrhage. Then meep on the Beach (which was still relatively new back then)... and it gets kind of fuzzy after that.

Then some drunk fool killed hisself with alcohol poisoning on his 21st, and the bars stopped doing that. I'm glad I got mine in first.

here you go whiny meepgort

I had a sucky 21st, but I've made up for it with a perfectly mundane life.

:)