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  • bobacus
  • Apr29 '08
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My psycho kid. PT 1

Yesterday was the first time that I realized that my kidmeeped son was not only trying to destroy me, he is also going to try to get me meep raped.He attacked a teacher in the latest episode,and was charged with a real misdemeanor.
He also ran away, told the jewish teacher that he hated "meeping Jews," as he put it.This is proof positive that he was in my DVD collection, as the South Park disc was left in the player.He has broken into mailboxes, taken my stepson's prize lockblade knife to school, where it fell out of his pocket in class.He has lit fires in the park.He has flooded the house from the bathroom, kicked a few holes in his walls,shoplifted,the usual meep.Bobby JR is the poster child for being selective about your genetics.
He is taking enough meds to drop a bear.Depakote, Lithium,Seroquel,and Wellbutrin are the heavy hitters, and there are more.Meds have been a meeping circus for the past 5 years. He has been on everything that the docs feel comfortable giving him and letting him live the life of a normal kid.
And yesterday, we added pissing off a judge to the list.Mind you, he is 10 years old, but he is over 5 feet tall, and weighs around 110 lb, so he doesn't look like a 10 year old.He is egocentric, narcissistic,and has bad ADD.
Part way into his trial, the judge asked him " Bobby, what are we going to do about this?" to which he replied(much to my discomfort),"I dunno,you grownups are always trying to come up with something,"
We were then ordered to leave the podium to sit back down, as the judge wanted B. to see some other kids get a gool old fashioned meep ripping coupled with sentencing, and ridicule. I will finish this later, and I assure you, it only goes wrong from here. I'm out of time for my AM surf though.
Bob


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  • nurglets
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whats the kid like without the meds? seen something on tv awhile ago about a similar situation, they took the kids off the meds and it turned out they were meeping him up worse than the add, which seems to be a catch-all diagnosis by docs and a get-out clause.

  • dent
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I say build a hidden compartment in your basement and meepually assault him for 25 years.

Let him work on a Crab Boat for a couple years, that outta straighten him out.

  • Wrecker
  • Apr29 '08

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That kid ain't got nothin that 12 weeks at Parris Island can't fix.

When you say "kidmeeped", does this mean he was meeped as a kid, or held down and meeped by kids?

  • JohnLenin
  • Apr29 '08

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Take him off the meds and smoke pot with him. He'll be much more reasonable.

  • Stump
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Look at it this way, at least he has the right attitude towards Jous.

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