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  • bobacus
  • Apr29 '08
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My psycho kid. PT 1

Yesterday was the first time that I realized that my kidmeeped son was not only trying to destroy me, he is also going to try to get me meep raped.He attacked a teacher in the latest episode,and was charged with a real misdemeanor.
He also ran away, told the jewish teacher that he hated "meeping Jews," as he put it.This is proof positive that he was in my DVD collection, as the South Park disc was left in the player.He has broken into mailboxes, taken my stepson's prize lockblade knife to school, where it fell out of his pocket in class.He has lit fires in the park.He has flooded the house from the bathroom, kicked a few holes in his walls,shoplifted,the usual meep.Bobby JR is the poster child for being selective about your genetics.
He is taking enough meds to drop a bear.Depakote, Lithium,Seroquel,and Wellbutrin are the heavy hitters, and there are more.Meds have been a meeping circus for the past 5 years. He has been on everything that the docs feel comfortable giving him and letting him live the life of a normal kid.
And yesterday, we added pissing off a judge to the list.Mind you, he is 10 years old, but he is over 5 feet tall, and weighs around 110 lb, so he doesn't look like a 10 year old.He is egocentric, narcissistic,and has bad ADD.
Part way into his trial, the judge asked him " Bobby, what are we going to do about this?" to which he replied(much to my discomfort),"I dunno,you grownups are always trying to come up with something,"
We were then ordered to leave the podium to sit back down, as the judge wanted B. to see some other kids get a gool old fashioned meep ripping coupled with sentencing, and ridicule. I will finish this later, and I assure you, it only goes wrong from here. I'm out of time for my AM surf though.
Bob


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  • nurglets
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whats the kid like without the meds? seen something on tv awhile ago about a similar situation, they took the kids off the meds and it turned out they were meeping him up worse than the add, which seems to be a catch-all diagnosis by docs and a get-out clause.

  • dent
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I say build a hidden compartment in your basement and meepually assault him for 25 years.

Let him work on a Crab Boat for a couple years, that outta straighten him out.

  • Wrecker
  • Apr29 '08

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That kid ain't got nothin that 12 weeks at Parris Island can't fix.

When you say "kidmeeped", does this mean he was meeped as a kid, or held down and meeped by kids?

  • JohnLenin
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Take him off the meds and smoke pot with him. He'll be much more reasonable.

  • Stump
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Look at it this way, at least he has the right attitude towards Jous.

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JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
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Linkswarm must live.
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While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
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If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
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Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
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I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
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textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
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bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
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tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
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