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  • nurglets
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the girlfriend

So the girlfriend read my self-destruct entry!! ooops

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  • Wotak
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We will need to see some identification before releasing said information.

Booby photos will suffice.

  • vasudeva
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Hahaha.

1) How?

2) What's the purpose of wiping it out once she's already read it?

3) Now what?

4-99) Got any good secret-meeptoy prospects?

  • nurglets
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Well she didnt read it all so im trying to lead her away from the truth

  • nurglets
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anyway whats the worst that could happen?!?!

  • Dumbskull
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I find this very funny. You wanted her to read it, so you would not feel so meep guilty about meeping around all the time. With the information out in the open and the GF now knowing all of your nasty little secrets you are no longer liable for any heart breaks she may incur in the future.

My prediction for your future is the GF you claim to love so much but continue to cheat on is going to wait until you're in a dead sleep... and then she is going to beat you silly with a very large cast iron skillet

  • nurglets
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well the secrets aren't that nasty are they?!?

  • nurglets
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meep i can't remember what i qrote in the 1st place, i deleted it before i could re-read it and she could re-read it!!

  • dent
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This is exactly why I never showed my wife what the internet is.

  • nurglets
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Does anyone care to remind me what i said just so i know exactly how much trouble im in?!?

  • vasudeva
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Luckily, I back up the entire SwarmNet every 1.25 seconds. I'll restore it in a jiff.

  • vasudeva
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Just kidding, that'd be a pain in the meep. But here's this.

  • JohnLenin
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1) It takes like 4 seconds to read that whole thing. How could she not have read it all? 2) How the meep did she read it in the first place?

Please say you left the window open or something.

  • Wotak
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Please put your girlfriend back on. She and I have some unfinished business.

  • nurglets
  • Dec21 '07

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yep, wasnt me posting but her. now you can all lol your heads off.

  • dent
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"anyway i got caught, luckily my girl has given me a chance to put things straight and i'm working my meep off to not meep it up again, and things are good now. just hope i dont get tempted again."

If she already knew what you did, then wtf is the problem? This entire journal smells of bullmeepmeepualasspussy to me.

  • Wotak
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I'm pretty sure she wanted to do me.

  • HOBO
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This journal is full of ball cancer

  • nurglets
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This is an official appology to everyone especially nurgleming. Nurgleming has a deceptive meep for a girlfriend (that meep is me!) so the poor meep has been well and truely screwed over by me finding out information by being crafty. So i do appologise

  • Etain
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nosey snooping meep!

  • SexNinja
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Wish I had a girlfriend to cheat on.

  • vasudeva
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Take nurgleming's; I don't think he's using it any more.

  • JohnLenin
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