Airport bars
As I'm sitting here, I am listening to the multiple convos going on. Behind me is 2 strangers shareing a table. The 2nd patron "Jo" has not shut the meep up about her grandkids- wedding, baseball player and lawyer. The 2 meeps infront of me have determined that 1 of them is a suicidal christian"dunno". The table to the far left of me is still an unknown of WTF they are doing in an airport bar but someone has the "when the Saints go marching in ringtone". The mixture of people at that table is so meeping diverse that I think they are family or some meeped up meep. After 4 beers and 3 shots of tequilia I just realized that I'm getting paid 66.82 an hour to drink. Man I love these people! I love errrrrr hate this bar. So meep you whatever I SAID IS A LIE AND YOU CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME WHEN YOU TRY TO FIRE MY meep. I AM A LIAR :) God I hope I don't lose my job.
This is the video that I'm to stupid to figure out how to embed and to careless to ask.
Dude, meep if I know. My girlfriend dumped me and now I'm lonely




Dec06 '07
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I bet Sunny will suck your meep for free.
I'm just sayin.
Dec06 '07
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is this your "murraymacardle" thing, or are you just really drunk?
Dec06 '07
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Dude's travelin. I know the grind. That meep in the video has a super wide stance. Get home and meep your hand. You'll forget about this trip.
Dec06 '07
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After 4 beers and 3 shots of tequilia I just realized that I'm getting paid 66.82 an hour to drink.
Q: What is your job Q2: May I have a job like it
Dec06 '07
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unexpected acidburn shot!
i find this film quite sparse, but it conveys the annoyance and hopelessness of the subject matter quite well. in fact, it's nearly palpable.
i give this movie 4.9 stars (muthameepas).
Dec06 '07
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Existential. The McDonald's.
Dear god, the McDonald's.
Dec06 '07
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philip seymour hoffman has a homomeepual little brudder?
Dec06 '07
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I love airport bars. Dark and crowded with everyone on their way somewhere.
Dec07 '07
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What airports are you frequenting? The airport bars I see are always disgustingly brightly lit, like little corners of Wal-Mart. Here, enjoy your beer, under these helpful klieg lights. It's enough to make a meeper go crazy, do tequila shots, and videotape himself on his meep cellphone and then not embed it somewhere.
Dec07 '07
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I love it when I get to expense out 3-4 $8 pints while at the airport. The only bad part, is inevitably I will have to meep while in mid flight, which is an experience upon itself.
Dec07 '07
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meepMama:
"After 4 beers and 3 shots of tequilia I just realized that I'm getting paid 66.82 an hour to drink.
Q: What is your job Q2: May I have a job like it"
I second this, with added emphasis.
Dec07 '07
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meep I feel your pain, all airports are the same - stupid assholes everywhere, except ATL; there's still plenty of assholes but a few dark nooks to hide in and drink & whatnot. Hobo: did you not learn anything from that crazy astronaut chick? diaper dude diaper.
Dec07 '07
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Ah ha I'm an airplane mechanic and was on doubletime returning home from a roadtrip. The job sucks but the pay is great! This bar was to bright but it was the only one in the terminal. I was the first customer of the season in Eagle Colorado last ski season and hung a clock on the wall for the bartenerette. She let me drink free for 2 hours. It has it's perks
Dec07 '07
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So how many drinks did you get down in 2 hrs? Are you sure you didn't do anything else beside hang a clock for her? I do much more for free drinks when I travel - I should save those details for my own meep journal. Airplane Mechanic huh, pretty meeping cool I must say.
Dec08 '07
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"So how many drinks did you get down in 2 hrs? Are you sure you didn't do anything else beside hang a clock for her? I do much more for free drinks when I travel - I should save those details for my own meep journal. Airplane Mechanic huh, pretty meeping cool I must say."
I swear that was it. She even let us on to a trick where you do a shot Jack Daniels than take a sip of pickle juice. Totaly meepty getting on the plane :) My company has it's perks I must say.
Dec09 '07
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you do a shot Jack Daniels than take a sip of pickle juice
Now, why would you want to do this?
Dec10 '07
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lofl
Dec11 '07
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It gets rid of the oh my god that was horrible but I like the end results taste
Dec11 '07
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well put - I'll have to hang on to that explanation acidburn, probably can use it for other scenarios lol.