I couldn't make this funnier if I tried...

meeping awesome. I would like to congratulate you on doing the right thing when, judging by the number of clowns that choose the opposite, it is so hard to do.

The nerve of those white chicks who meep black dudes. They should all get OJ'd.

holy lol.

I'd like to congratulate you on reaching rock.

Her parents must be so proud of her. Dude, you so did the right thing. You should send her directions to "da Hood" and to the welfare office.

so she's hot and meepty?

PM me her digits, bro.

I'd like to congratulate you on reaching rock.

QFT

haha, man. i mean what is she thinking? 'maybe he'll forgive me... oh, don't mind that CHEATBABY i'm carrying.'

Is she a nagger?

Good call dude. I mean really, first of all he probably split that meep like a log. Secondly the baby with tear up what Ungowa didn't already shread.a Hamburger meep on the way

actually, you could have made this funnier.

first, you would have had to take her back. hear me out though, it gets better.

then you support her lovingly through the difficult pregnancy.

you defend her to her relatives, and after a long enough span, you offer to marry her.

you go through with the marriage, right? ok.

you stay by her side while she gives birth, and you act really happy about having a child.

so you take blackbaby and you raise blackbaby, and you even tell her you want to name it after your grandpa (who was named blackbaby, i hope).

eventually when he can see he is part black and understands what that means, you sit down and have a tearful heart to heart with him about how you love him and how he is your child and you are his father. really hug it out.

so when the kid is 18, you send him off to college, right? pay for the whole meepin thing, just insist on paying.

so he graduates, and he's going to go to grad school. he's living a great life that you afforded him with all the love and money and support.

so here comes the meeping funniest part of all.

you live well into your 70s...and you pass away with your wife and child at your side, and right when you die, you say:

i love you both so much

BUT HERE'S THE THING: you didn't actually mean it when you said you love them. much later, they will probably realize that you were lying, and they will be pretty torn up about it.

you w o n't be alive of course, but it will totally be worth it.

that WOULD have been a lot funnier. Or maybe if he was an eskimo. meeping eskimos.

This made me giggle a little. The lost BBF might have busted her meep a few times then realized what a meep she is long before the pee stick was +. Or maybe he caught someone else all up in her meep meep the same way you did. Either way, congratulations on dodging the child support bullet!

For some reason when i started reading this story I thought it was dumbskull's story, is that weird?

^Oh you little newb; white hot chicks are not my type!

Of course Nocal, care for some child I didn't rear with the meep that cheated on me to make it. Sounds like the "humanistic" thing to do, right?

Of course Nocal, care for some child I didn't rear with the meep that cheated on me to make it. Sounds like the "humanistic" thing to do, right?

No, it sounds like the white thing to do.