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Bring Back Qwerty

Hi,

For all of you out there that have been missing the qwerty love this year, I have a solution.

Rally Vas to give me access to the forums again!
My last post was on the 3/4/2006 after that I was banned. I have since weened myself from the linkswarm bosom after my alpha account ran out and I believe the philosophy "meep paying if spam meeps can use something you can't" especially if the owner of the site truly believes in free speech(who knows he's turned me down too many times to count so far in private).

If you think I deserve to be able to use the forums more than a spam bot or a spammer then let vas know either through this or through email or phone or im or IRC or through lack of sechs(I'm look in LBP's direction here).

If you don't want me I won't be back goodbye or good day; it's your call linkswarm.

Decider: Admin

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Finally your meep emerges, as far as I'm concerned the less qwerty the better.

  • Uart
  • Jun14 '07

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What was he banned for? I must've missed that incident...

Funny how I also didn't notice that Qwerty wasn't around.

  • SexNinja
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No one cares about this.

  • dent
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I have no idea what's going on here - links please?

^ and that's why we post replies in this journal

  • vasudeva
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--- Log opened Tue Jan 24 12:08:03 2006 ssdqwerty> Thanks sorting out the subscription stuff vasudeva> :( --- Log closed Tue Jan 24 12:12:43 2006 --- Log opened Tue Jan 24 12:12:47 2006 ssdqwerty> ? vasudeva> :( --- Log closed Tue Jan 24 12:12:52 2006 --- Log opened Tue Jan 24 12:13:02 2006 ssdqwerty> lol sad panda --- Log closed Tue Jan 24 12:13:08 2006 --- Log opened Tue Mar 14 08:08:45 2006 ssdqwerty> Hey man ssdqwerty> u busy? vasudeva> hi ssdqwerty> It's teh Qwertymeister vasudeva> great ssdqwerty> lol so anyways ssdqwerty> could I textwar ragoo? ssdqwerty> with http://evilstalker.com/goo_war.JPG vasudeva> email me this ssdqwerty> k ssdqwerty> thnx ssdqwerty> btw could I bum a smoke I'm all out and it's like midnight ssdqwerty> don't really want to drive to local 24 servo --- Log closed Tue Mar 14 08:18:11 2006 --- Log opened Wed Mar 29 15:24:48 2006 ssdqwerty> hey mang ssdqwerty> you busy cause I got a quick question for you vasudeva> why hello ssdqwerty> sup... k so anyhow i've chilled f0r like a week about being banned from Linkswarm forums and I'm all like wondering how long is this ban gonna last and why was I banned? ssdqwerty> so I don't get banned again of course vasudeva> you are banned forever vasudeva> for using the word banned four times in a sentence ssdqwerty> wha? which word??? ssdqwerty> oh ssdqwerty> :( ssdqwerty> that makes me a sad mofo panda vasudeva> why do you say you are banned? ssdqwerty> cause I can't post ssdqwerty> everytime I try it doesn't let me vasudeva> have you tried logging out? ssdqwerty> yah ssdqwerty> sorry I can post new topics ssdqwerty> but not reply vasudeva> that is interesting vasudeva> what were you doing when this started happening? ssdqwerty> bout a week ago ssdqwerty> just after I change nick from qwerty to QwErTy vasudeva> hmmm ssdqwerty> couldn't reply to that linkswarm movie thingy ssdqwerty> where I was a dirty abo vasudeva> that's terrible news ssdqwerty> I know mang vasudeva> incidentally, it completely blows my mind that we've been able to do without thread derailments and unicorn sentences for a whole week ssdqwerty> How now will I vent my wit vasudeva> where do you suppose we found the endurance to go without? vasudeva> i can think of no place! ssdqwerty> II don't know mang ssdqwerty> but have you noticed more spam ssdqwerty> i.e. that bluetak thing ssdqwerty> and lose fat now ssdqwerty> I think it's cause I can't comment on their posts vasudeva> not in particular vasudeva> why do you ask? ssdqwerty> I thought I was banned and wanted to know when I could start spreading my seed again ssdqwerty> if it is a ban ssdqwerty> Or maybe what should I do to shorten it vasudeva> so you think you're a spam fighter for linkswarm? ssdqwerty> oh yah dude vasudeva> and not perhaps the most prolific poster of dreck we have? ssdqwerty> I just really like unicorns ssdqwerty> it's sort of subconscience ssdqwerty> but hey I think I'm starting to get better vasudeva> it's definitely been better the last week or so vasudeva> but then, you haven't been posting, have you? ssdqwerty> notice how I didn't photochop lumpy into a unicorn princess ssdqwerty> I was going to ssdqwerty> but then I was like, oh no dude can't do that ssdqwerty> so I used my thinking head to decide that I would be even cooler if I followed a theme ssdqwerty> like his macDonalds avater ssdqwerty> I havn't mentioned Unicorns or Hilary Duff in any journals lately ssdqwerty> plus I wait for people to post abit before I derail threads vasudeva> that is awesome ssdqwerty> I know I thought you'd like that ssdqwerty> so uh anyways dude what r u wearing ssdqwerty> no wait sorry ssdqwerty> that was innappropriate ssdqwerty> so the question still is: Is that ban gonna stay? ssdqwerty> or is the bans soul sucking life force munching on my witty retorts slowly fading from this electronic dodah? vasudeva> tell you what holmes ssdqwerty> k vasudeva> you do what you think is best vasudeva> meanwhile i'll put figuring out why you cannot post to the forums at the top of my list of Things To Do vasudeva> because i know i for one am really missing your posts ssdqwerty> k ssdqwerty> so I'm not actually banned but there is a bug in the interweb ssdqwerty> awes0me c00l dude, I knew you really do like me vasudeva> you bet, lil trooper ssdqwerty> :) ssdqwerty> so uh.... ssdqwerty> what r u wearing? --- Log closed Wed Mar 29 15:52:32 2006 --- Log opened Mon Apr 03 10:23:44 2006 ssdqwerty> Sup dude ssdqwerty> the forums are still playing up vasudeva> oh ssdqwerty> :( I know ssdqwerty> it's horrific --- Log closed Mon Apr 03 10:34:00 2006 --- Log opened Mon Apr 03 14:15:42 2006 ssdqwerty> did you just fix the forum problem I've been having? ssdqwerty> cause if not it seems you don't need to any more vasudeva> didn't touch a thing ssdqwerty> k... um I fixt it myself ssdqwerty> huzzuh vasudeva> great ssdqwerty> btw the member qwerty2 is me vasudeva> why do you say that? ssdqwerty> when I try to log into the member page says user doesn't exist ssdqwerty> cause I created the account to see if I could post with it vasudeva> don't make dummy accounts ssdqwerty> sry --- Log closed Mon Apr 03 14:25:53 2006 --- Log opened Thu May 04 15:29:14 2006 ssdqwerty> holla ssdqwerty> u wanna be my luva ssdqwerty> u wanna be my friend? ssdqwerty> u and I can make this world a better end ssdqwerty> cause baby listen while I tell you ssdqwerty> u better be home s00n ssdqwerty> -------------------------- ssdqwerty> man I'd be wicked rad in a totally hawt boy band ssdqwerty> and all tha meepez in teh house would say heeeeeyyyee ssdqwerty> and all tha punk meep dudes would say hoooooooeeee ssdqwerty> so it'd be like heeeyyyye, hooooeee, heeeye, hooee, hey, meep, hey , meep lets go ssdqwerty> so.... what's up cracker? --- Log closed Thu May 04 15:39:32 2006 --- Log opened Sat May 13 12:21:27 2006 ssdqwerty> Hey dudez0r ssdqwerty> wtf yo? ssdqwerty> forums still don't werk man ssdqwerty> been like 2 months vasudeva> not real worried about it ssdqwerty> :( ssdqwerty> you make me a sad panda ssdqwerty> what if I develop the next theory of everything and the only thing I can save it to is a msg board ssdqwerty> then whoseever board it gets savez0red to will get fame --- Log closed Sat May 13 12:31:26 2006 --- Log opened Thu Jun 15 21:07:30 2006 ssdqwerty> hey dude u seen this profile lately? http://www.linkswarm.com/swarmers/evtv1/ --- Log closed Thu Jun 15 21:13:25 2006 --- Log opened Mon Jun 26 09:41:18 2006 ssdqwerty> hi --- Log closed Mon Jun 26 09:47:01 2006 --- Log opened Tue Jul 18 18:04:17 2006 ssdqwerty> hi ssdqwerty> cyber? ssdqwerty> or if u no like 2 dollar suckey suckey hows about fixing my forum access? meepz been like 6months vasudeva> on the contrary ssdqwerty> ? vasudeva> i should look into finding out what's causing it so i can put it everywhere vasudeva> it's been rather nice ssdqwerty> depends on how you look at it ssdqwerty> me clogging up the journalz ssdqwerty> or having enough content to read and posting less between the 2 ssdqwerty> ;) vasudeva> aw, you're making veiled threats! ssdqwerty> no you misread me vasudeva> v. cute ssdqwerty> I've found something much more fun vasudeva> sadly, reading you at all tends to be a mis- something ssdqwerty> pming peepz is teh awes0mer ssdqwerty> Dumbskull ssdqwerty> Sunny ssdqwerty> Guitarjon ssdqwerty> and SWF hasn't meep back online since I hit him up last vasudeva> so what you're saying is that you're alienating users and making them go away? ssdqwerty> no just swf ssdqwerty> he couldn't take the joke... or was at work or something ssdqwerty> everyone else "gets it" ssdqwerty> in fact since our chatz sunny has spent more time at ls ssdqwerty> which I'm sure we both agree is a good thing lol ssdqwerty> so wat do u think man... can teh forums be teh fixtz0r? vasudeva> for you? vasudeva> nothing vasudeva> i mean anything ssdqwerty> awes0mer I'm gonna be able to post in the forums again... thanks dude you make crying sad pandas happy --- Log closed Tue Jul 18 18:25:24 2006

  • Steel
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I'm going to have to agree that this is a happy development I didn't even realize happened... Vas had become my qwerty filter and in my not even noticing that it had happened, I am all the more thankful to the MAN now that the light has been shed!

  • mundhra
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Bring Back Qwerty

no thanks. i'm all set.

  • mundhra
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vasudeva> i should look into finding out what's causing it so i can put it everywhere

i fought the lol and the lol won.

  • sunny77
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I am ashamed that I was somehow brought into this, and even more ashamed that I find myself posting a comment. Most shameful of all is that I actually bothered to read this tripe.

qwerty, srsly, fuk off.

  • Lefen
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I think that if qwerty didn't exist then we'd have to make him up.

BRING BACK QWERTY! (^0^)

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  • Dumbskull
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I have actually missed Qwerty and welcome him back.

Hey Qwerty ya wanna sit on gradnma's lap?

  • jwalker
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At least you can still post to the journals &such. If I were you, I'd consider myself lucky.

  • JohnLenin
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  • JohnLenin
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+1

More qwerty, please. Oh, and look at those apples.

HAY, wasn't qwerty justa beta ?

Apples

Qwerty

ok then

  • vasudeva
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And now the fat lady has sung. Sorry, ghost... you fat lady.

Qwerty: this endeavor turned out so badly for you that I'm inclined to feel sympathetic to your cause.

I bet you ruin that too though.

  • dinozoa
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+2

I was originally going to post that I would be ok with qwerty coming back, but I didn't have the meep in the face of so much anti-qwerty sentiment. Ghostrider had the courage though. He is a hero.

  • vasudeva
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Yeah, I've noticed you often have great difficulty expressing a dissenting opinion.

Bring back qwerty. He made me laugh.

  • jwalker
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^ is your first name Qwerty?

  • HOBO
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Forums-qwerty=(lessmeep to the tenth power/qwerty moaning in Journals+LAL)

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  • JohnLenin
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congrats on finding two perfectly good uses for the same meepty gif. your prize? well it's this, of course.

yay

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