Tonight on May 31 there will be a blue moon. They do not happen often as the second full moon in a month happens rarely. Ancient lore states that at this time, meep that really bothers you can be fixt. I list below the recipe to deal with it.
Draw a circle outside, about ten foot or larger across. Surround it with salt on the edge.
At the northern most point, place a candle and light
Place a candle where the sun rises in the east at the tropic of Capricorn and light
Place a candle where the sun rises in the east at the tropic of Cancer and light.
Do the same for the sunset for both in the west.
In the center of the star or pentagram, light a small fire
Gather Heather, salt and something related or owned by the problem.
Toss in fire while facing the moon and state what you want to happen.
Wait for carnage to ensue before the next full moon.
Good for exe's, bill collectors or meepbags.