Big Interview

HAY!!!!

so I'm going to a job interview today... the third and final interview to determine my place in the company I work for now, Terminix.

I worked for a company called Moxie for 5 years, I even moved out here to Atlanta to open a Moxie branch for the owner. Well, my branch was sold out from underneath me (actually, on my birthday) last fall. It was all pretty meepty at the time but has worked out for the best. I have been spending the last 3 months familiarizing myself with Terminix culture, and starting my long trek towards the same position I had before....Branch Manager.

I have already interviewed with both the Regional Manager and Divisional Human Resources Manager and passed both of those.

Today I interview with the Divisional Vice President OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

If I pass with him, I'll be flying to Memphis for the weekend to rub elbows with the big wigs in the company, and undergo psych evaluations etc.. to determine acceptance into their Manager Training Program.

Luckily for my TBMT's or Terminix Branch Manager Trainee's make what I did as a Branch Manager before. Once I actually get put into a branch I'll be sitting pretty :) and stressy :)

Decider: Admin

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  • Uart
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that dog is way more interesting than the terminix-rant...

  • vasudeva
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Good luck, figgit. Let us know how it goes.

P.S. And don't mention your love life.

P.P.S. And careful wit dat sike innerview, lol.

sweet! I passed the interview. He was really impressed with all the experience I have for my age and said "we really need someone like you in this position".

I fly to Memphis in two weeks to meet the CEO, President, and National H.R. Manager of Terminix. BIG meep DUDES!

If I get placed into a branch, I'll close to double my salary and I'm over 60 now!

The best part was when he started saying like "well of course you're going to get THIS job, but here's what you're looking at in 5 years".... etc..

This guy's direct supervisor is the President of Terminix so this is a big meeping deal. I'm so glad I got into this industry so early in life. I've got 30 years to move up in this company before retirement, and I'm already going to be in a relative position of power. BOOYAHHHHHH

Sweet.

You buy the Porterhouse steaks and Maker's Mark when we party, K ?

definetely :)

although I can make a shoulder steak taste like manna from the heavens, so I don't REALLY need to spend all that money

but the makers mark is a go

  • jwalker
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You ever see Naked Lunch?

  • JohnLenin
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oh my god, you killed her, didn't you?

  • Wrecker
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WIth poison from the Terminex job.

That meep kills wives DED.

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