meep Cheney

We just had a visit from meep Cheney- All Sydney CBD roads were stopped whilst him and the 10 other cars around him waltzed thorugh unimpeded. Most of us Sydneysiders were seething with rage (well at least me and a couple of my mates)- this went on for 3 days.

Interestingly, he didn't visit Canberra which is our Capital city-Canberra is however an extremely boring city except for 3 things- Cannabis possession (up to 14 grams) is dealt with by a fine, hardcore pornography is legally sold and to top it off, you can only buy fireworks legally in Canberra.

I would like to ask the American cabal of linkswarmers;
1-if meep is a traffic stopper at home whenever he decides to go out for some more evil doing??
2- If you have any boring cities that make up for it by meep,drugs and fireworks?

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  • Wrecker
  • Feb27 '07

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1) Yes

2) Las Vegas

My most memorable brush with fame was: THE DOOBIE BROTHERS 10th grade, working at the Tastee Freeze. they came in for hamburgers and shakes..

  • vasudeva
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I imagine part of it's because he's travelling under such tight security, and for good reason, apparently. He probably travels with less of a militia on home turf, since Americans are already in thrall, with the exception of that one guy who called him a mothermeeper or whatever.

  1. in '99, bush's election train drove by me and shut down the streets for about five minutes, accompanied by da sekrit servis and poe-lees. I surmise the shut down was only five minutes, and that he passed by only a block away, because he wasn't pres yet.

  2. las vegas (fo sho)

  1. Syntax error.

  2. Ann Arbor. (Possession is $25 and the college meeps will wine and dine you for some nice ol' meat stick any time of day, especially if you ply their fine East Coast Jewish meep with some cheap warm beer. Your best bet is to pick one who's "saving herself" and stick it in her whorish used up meep so she can remain a virgin. Remember, the sure things will be carrying Burberry or Coach bags and will spread their legs the moment you treat them like Jersey street garbage. They thrive on the meep, cause it reminds fhem of how much daddy loved them.)

  • Slex
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^Ah, good ol' UofM. Nothing but meeping preMed and preLaw assholes.

Well... My meep certainly stops traffic...

Oh, I see.

Yes, whenever any of those meeps come to Portland, traffic is meeped in town for the rest of the day.

  • DJjaxon
  • Mar03 '07

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!. When meep comes to town there are about 6 to 10 black SUV's. 2. In Georgia (USA) they sell porn on i-75 and have all nude dancers 24-7, less than an ounce -16 grams is just a fine, fireworks are sold next door in Fla., Ala., and S.C.

But I hear your beer kicks meep over ours ... we did just legalize imported high alcohol beer.

  • DJjaxon
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I forgot ...A former Penthouse Pet, Lisa Ann Taylor, was arrested near Atlanta in Gwinnett County, Georgia on prostitution, racketeering, and drug charges.

Thanks for all your comments-

When our Prime Minister travels around Sydney it is possible that he has a clear run of traffic lights but there is never citywide disruption. This only happens for important overseas visitors. Hint: wikipedia 'cultural cringe'

It is heartening to see that there are still pockets of 'The land of the free' (TM) holding out against the erosion of democracy in the USA.

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