Linkswarm is so awesome man!

I have been watching this site for a while and am so impressed with the way you guys do business. It's a revolutionary concept. You guys are really cool and smart and stuff. I have never seen a site that was so awesome in forever.

I think the coolest thing is the links themselves. The links at Linkswarm are 'amassed by the forces of evil to bring you a little pleasure.' The second coolest thing is the people at linkswarm. They are the forces of evil. The people at Linkswarm are so cool because they get credit for the links, and that makes them think get to feel like they are awesome.

The third coolest thing about Linkswarm is that you get routed to awesome content from sites like You Tube and IFilm!!! This is really cool because it reminds you of the same clip you saw six months ago. When you combine it with the winning commentary, you get a mix that can't be beat. That's Linkswarm.com.

Even better than the increasing You Tube and IFilm content is the links to great ebay auctions like "naked toast" and even better "Lego BF2." But without this great new Linkswarm content, it would only be like Google News with a 2 day delay. That would be less than the greatness Linkswarm has to offer.

Linkswarm's anti Jew-Niger-meepot agenda is the breath of fresh air I have been looking for on the internet. It's cool to find fellow fascists who are also obese inclusive. The fact that your proprietor and raddest member 2006 of the year are no exceptions to this rule themselves reminds me that hating the stupid and nigers is better than feeling bad about myself for being ugly and unwanted elsewhere. I know I will fit in here.

It's so awesome when you guys jump all over people because you think they are dumb or because they can't type. lol it is so awesome to watch you guys gang up! Especially meepNinja! OMG that guy would suck Vas in a heartbeat! He would def be a great meep on a desert island? Am I right?

I can't wait to get my alpha membership. I've got my thumbnail all ready and I am waiting for the OK from the boss. I just hope this site isn't just another cover for a warez and child porn IRC scam like last time. omglol!

Decider: Admin

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happy -poopy: don't make me stop the internet, If I have to stop pthe internet there will be big trouble for you young man! Please go back to Fark or whatever circle meep that kicked you out and beg them for forgiveness. K? thnxs. meep

END OF TRANSMISSION

'k' bobo - you have made me realise the error of my ways.

here it goes.

linkswarm will you forgive me?

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Only Xenu can forgive you.

First you must forgive yourself. This is the way to enlightenment.

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See happy... You are meeping enjoying yourself... Thats is what its all about young grasshopper...

So you decide to leave and come back as a new self... and be cool this time... and we will all say... Hey! This guy is OK... you... we like him... and the swarm shall continue to function and laugh and be friendly and meep over the flags of those who are iritating...

Then someday when you have us right where you want us... you'll jump out and say...

HAHA I fooled you... meep you guys I am Happy_Pappy and I infiltrated you and pretended to be a cool likeable guy...BWAHAHAHAHA meep ALL OF YOU...

And we will say... Gosh.... That guy really had us there... yup... we thought he was cool... we liked him... and the swarm shall continue to function and laugh and be friendly and meep over the flags of those who are iritating...

So how bout just go and meepself... OK? KTHXBIE!

ok first steel if you're going to make fun of the handle I gave myself then I prefer "Crappy_Poopy." it's got a much better theme and ring to it than 'Happy_Poopy.' I will also accept Nappy_Blacky and Princess Mononoke.

secondly I do not believe that the people who fit in here are "cool." I would probably just ride in here, try to feel up Vasudeva and take up my role picking on weaklings as a working cog in your nerd-mob. So in that sense, maybe I could achieve victory. Just mabye it would be enjoyable kning full well that you were falling for it as you are even now.

I feel the lameness permeating the air, but I think this thread definitely has the potential to go 5digit reads. And I want to make it happen.

Love HP

DOH

looks like you forgot the SLASH I

I like you in all of your forms, Happy Hole.

:)

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... and take up my role picking on weaklings as a working cog in your nerd-mob.

I fail to see how you could land on a website and know if someone is a "weakling" or not; all people know about us on the internets is who we project ourselves to be. As an example, you've laid your stall out very clearly with regard to who Happy_Pappy is - you're an angry troll with an axe to grind against certain members of the Swarm. Is it then any wonder that people have no problem flaming you? You're a self-fulfilling prophecy and you're not proving anything as far as I can see.

I think that plenty of Swarmers choose not to "conform" with the views of the majority and they seem to get on just fine. Maybe people who join up here and look for trouble get everything they deserve? I won't argue that there can be a fairly harsh learning curve for new Swarmers who don't take the time to lurk and find out how we ball, but LinkSwarm isn't unique for that.

I'd love to know who you really are/were on here before Happy_Pappy, because it would probably explain a lot of what is happening in the journal. Having said that, I can't imagine that trolling an internet site full of people you don't know, just because you dislike it, is a constructive use of your time and karma.

Nappy_Blacky it is then.

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This thread has a soupie feel about it

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I know...isn't it delicious?

This Journal entry is back. I would like all tentacles/trolls to post something meaningful.

linkswarm! yay!

This is the part where I make a stand against linkswarm and join Happy_Pappy in his quest for internet Valhalla. Or is it? Happy_Pappy, you are a discrace, and a meepy one at that. I'm surprised you can even get onto linkswarm from the school's computer lab, perhaps I should have a word with your network admin about the filth the children are viewing. You're thrusting into the air and nobody is laughing, why must you keep doing so? Eventually you will hurt your hips, and then, and ONLY then, will you even hear the slightest of chuckles. Then the silence will tear your heart like the silence of your parents did all those years. "Mummy, look at me, please love me :(" :silence:

silence...

shut up MexPowers u have no conceptiun what is going onn. why do you want to be here, although yer commentz is wity and insightful your general gramer and spelingg is not. this willl get u in trubble heer. maybe u shud go to skool so you could lern to spel and thn maybe you could get tight up daemian's meep to. I bet you have a good shott.

this way nobody will suspect that I am MexPowers

Unofficial Linkswarm Law of Thermodynamics

Mass = Coolness

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Remember this sweet meep?

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he obviously didnt get in there fast enough this morning to buy the domain from under you

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On the contrary, once he defeated us all that way, I sold him the engine and the database for about 35 American dollars.

"I" am now happy_pappy.

Discuss. Or die, mortals, I care not, muhahaha [logs in as wrong user, exposes self]

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it's been so long since we've had one of these i almost forgot.

thanx fo' the mammories!

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I'm almost sad to admit that I remember this a little bit. But proud, nonetheless.

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I'm proud to admit I had no part in this. Until now, apparently.

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This sweet meep made my meeping week. Where is this guy?

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Last I recall, he vowed to go underground and infiltrate us from within by pretending to be one of us, thereby proving... that people like people who seem to be cool, I think.

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pretending to be awesome.

how insidious.

meep MEGARAD AS A WEB SITE!

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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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