Virgin journal entry

This is terrible news.

terrible? why?

Calamari.

Wotak !

huh? I'm new here- please splain...

Yossarian

we suspect you are someone else..

post a picture of you being peed on and we will believe you are real..

but you must be holding todays newspaper so we know it's not fake.

who do you THINK I am? hmmmmm...?

I think you're a Myrna Loy impersonator.

I believe that you're a cleverly disguised Yeti infected with herpes.

here are my guesses:

1) One of the young boys Wotak pays to have meep with him who is performing this service for a nice tip next time around

2) Wotak's sister who is still angry at him for what he did to her during childhood before he came out, so she joined in defiance.. and also loves urine.

3) Beachgoat, who is in cahoots with Tantrum and has rich memories regarding the urine of yesteryear

Once again, freakbass adds fuel to the meepgotfire.

None of the above- keep guessing! :-)

Wait, wait. I care.

Sorry, no, I was thinking about lunch. My apologies.

OK, let's move on then, shall we?!

I reach down to unmeepon my panties then I remember that I took them off hours ago, when I first saw your name. Slowly I begin to massage my pee pee as it stands to the attention of the swarm gathering around it's glow. As I contort my pale and blotchy body into a meepy and seductive pose I gnash my teeth, biting into the air inviting you to come ever closer. I AM TEH KINGZ0R OF TEH CHOKE meep0r.... step into my lair:!?@@@

wtf are you a homomeepual or something

Something

yeah. a homermeepual would at least be normal compared to the zoo-o-paedophillic tendencies of the qwert.

I was gonna post a comment but then I thought "meep It."

I guess I don't care either

my bra, my panties,my body.... DON'T CARE NEITHER! muahhahahahahahaha

my bra, my panties,my body.... DON'T CARE NEITHER! muahhahahahahahaha

GIRL ON TEH INTARWEBS!!1!

NOC

wow.. if you are a girl for real that's pretty hot that you can change the colors like that.

are you a techie-meep?

welcome to linkswarm.

:)

Opening price: 1.10 Closing price: .18

Recommendation: Sell this turkey, folks. The earnings per share is abyssmal, and it has way too much debt behind it.

eh answer is in texas

is it still considered jumping the shark when you start from halfway across?

I am a virgin semi-techie meep

Clearly you are going nowhere.

Become interesting or stop posting.

The set of things that are interesting do not include any part or function of your (alledgidly) female body, discussions thereof, or demonstrating basic HTML font tags.

One man's interesting is another man's boring.

You get a gold star for your clever intenet proverb

I think for our purposes here, you are every man's boring.

I can point you to one vibrant community in particular that should welcome with open arms -- yea, celebrate -- the brand of anti-content you seem fond of.

So let me get this straight- I have to be witty, sarcastic, urbane, techie, nasty, male to stay here? tell me the rules please. I thought I could be me, but guess snot!

I can point you to one vibrant community in particular that should welcome with open arms -- yea, celebrate -- the brand of anti-content you seem fond of.

I already belong to that- thought I could expand my horizons here.

gagme: So let me get this straight- I have to be witty, sarcastic, urbane, techie, nasty, male to stay here?

One of those would be nice, yes.

If male, two.

tell me the rules please.

I did, in the email you were sent yesterday.

To quote:

There's pretty much only one rule.

Rule #1: You can be stupid, OR you can be boring, but you have to pick one, cause you can't do both.

I thought I could be me, but guess snot!

I'm guessing snot too, if what we've seen is all we'll get.

Your move, sandwich-bot.

Well, I am not going to be sarcastic or nasty or any of those negative things cause I'm not built that way. So I guess this was the WRONG place for me to visit! The term "swarm" is certainly apt, as most of the "people" here (men?) are nasty, ugly bees or wasps or hornets ready to sting anyone who is not as nasty/sarcastic/witty/urbane/whatever as they are. So buh-bye! Have fun with your nastiness.. At least at MySpace there are some nice people... just wanted to explore different venues..well I did and I found out that this is NOT the place for me. Oh, and I'll bet you'll all attack me for rambling on too, right? Go ahead.. have fun!

I cross teh police tape as the guard is busy stuffing his face across the street and Krispy Kreams. Like a stealthy spy I weave my way to your lifeless body. You look so pretty laying there, so peaceful and calm. I bend over and lick your cold and pale cheek as my hands caress the rest of you exploring every inch of you. I am your angel sent by teh lordz0r to set your soul free thru an ancient ritual involving my meep and your meep. w00tz I'm gonna get internet laid.

if you can't stand the heat, then get out of the kitchen. srsly tho, pm me ;)

"The term "swarm" is certainly apt, as most of the "people" here (men?) are nasty, ugly bees or wasps or hornets ready to sting anyone who is not as nasty/sarcastic/witty/urbane/whatever as they ar"

That certainly doesn't seem to be a completely inaccurate description. To be fair though, being attacked is par for the course and arguably neccessary. You see, we are communicating through the internet. Unless we delve directly into deep conversation we don't have much chance of getting to know one another besides small talk, which makes for extremely boring fare on the internet. So you are attacked. This is a very decent way to guage someone's character. The best of the swarmers have responded to prolonged attacks with even-handed logic, clever side-stepping or caustic remeepal. The kind of people that get offended and defensive in forums over a couple of swear words or disgusting insinuations aren't meant for this place at all. So I feel these attacks are legitimate and I hope they only increase in pitch and intensity. meep.

Well stated.

The attacks you percieve are a defensive cry of 'bull-meep'. To be honest though, I don' t find your brand particularly offensive; I think there was a sincere effort to be interesting, but it didn't ring true.

please don't leave, gagme!

vasudeva is mean to everyone... and the fact that he has responded at great length to you AND PM'ed you means he cares. He may respond on the contrary but I'm not fooled.

I think you're cool and like your writing and I bet other people do too.

um.. you're at least 18 right?!?

hehe

Actually, I'm just kidding: It doesn't matter.

I didn't PM nobody.

If there was writing, I missed it.

Up the irons.

WELCOME TO NO-YOU, O THOU MYSPACE-READY TWITCHPIG.

A joke is an epitaph on a feeling, you baby-laden kitchen machine.

Now let's discuss all our feelings at great length until the magic hour happens, at which point we synchronously swap out the Kotex bloodcracker for fresh.

meep! What drug(s) did you do tonight?

I want some!!

So much work, my friend.. and so very much sweet love so much gagme work

freakbass 06-02-2006, 02:52 am

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        are you a techie-meep?

        welcome to linkswarm.

        :)</i>
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wtf

everytime

Acheron:

Nice meepin post! You forgot to call me a meepsucker tho :(

thank you meepmeep

FIRE!!!! You awaken to flames and brimstone. Teh stench of rotting flesh and dried meep meep fills teh air in a fetid cloud colored greeny brown burns the hairs inside your nasal cavities. You look around to see demons staring on at the fresh meat awaiting initiation. Around you the anguished moans of the forsaken excite and arouse your instinctive urge to fit in with those around you. With grace I step down from my thrown to feed on your soul as you quiver with fear. I take you in my arms and you find yourself in comfort as if at home finally after a long and arduous journey. You spread you legs to accept and become one with the swarm.

http://www.youtube.com/v/Hfmhkxz82Oc

i just barfed a little.

Heroin does that sometimes.

meep, please. you say you'll leave forever, and what do you do? you come crawling right back to the swarm, just like the slimy filth that you are.

^ that irony is too thick to be uncontrived.

Thanks for the welcome back Sunny- I feel the love...

Disengage. We have all the extra baggage we can handle.

Fie on you. Haven't you ever read about children much less fortunate than ourselves tying two cats' tails together and tossing them over a powerline to fight it out, suspended theatrically in a midair battle spectacular?

CLAPS HANDS W/ GLEE

Vas, you have filled my mind's eye with a dilicous visual of childlike wonderment. I will cherish it always as a monumental souvenir of this joyous moment. fart

I felt like I need to add something here. This is my comment on the matter.

This is why Vas is our King.

TIME TRAVEL !!

Welcome back, gagme. You should drop in more.

Welcome back, gagme. You should drop in more.

Perhaps she does...

I seem to run into her all over these here internets.

You don't have to be belligerent to fit in here.

So your initial splash wasn't as well rec'd as you'd hoped. It happens.

Don't be nasty if its not to your liking, just don't be vapid.