My parents have a cat who is afraid of her own meep. She's one of those cats that stays curled up in one spot almost all day long and doesn't go outside or move much at all except to get food. But every time she takes a catdump in her box, she immediately runs, and i mean TEARS meep around the house aimlessly, desperate to get as far away as possible from this traumatizing experience that just produced something beyond horrid comprehension. Eventually she gets tired of running and stops somewhere, where she proceeds to cry a very loud, booming howl of woe and regret. It's the meep funniest thing in the world.
I'm hoping one of you will try this action at work.