o noes, stolen calculator

So a couple days ago someone stole a calculator from my math teacher and it was apparently very expensive. She put up a flyer on her white board saying that she wants it back and if the culprit gives it back she will take it with no questions asked. She then put a brown paper bag on the door and told everyone that the thief could put it in there and she would drop $5 in it for the person that returns it. So James and I thought it would be funny if terrorists stole it and were holding it hostage for ransom. This sparked an idea and we went with it. We ( i ) made this picture and James put it on her door.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4650/calculatorhostage0km.jpg
I made it in my computer graphics class.

So I got into school today and thought that she might already know it was us so I walked by her room to see if she found the note. She did and kept it. So I get to math class a little late (I was at the vending machines) and maddie, who sits next to me, told me that Zimmer showed everyone the poster she found. I asked Mrs. Zimmer what she thought of it but acted like I haven't seen it and she said she made a poster too. Zimmerretaliation is relatively what it looked like. So James and I decided she couldn't get the last laugh and made another picture. This time we decided to make it look a little less serious. roundtwo is our own retaliation that we again taped to her door. On the bottom it says "Clue: go to room 194 and I will be sitting at my desk." room 194 is the room of my second favorite teacher and we constantly pick on each other and play practical jokes on each other. So tomorrow I will see if Zimmer ended up going to her room or not.

ZIMMERRETALIATION

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9024/zimmerretaliation2bg.jpg

ROUND TWO

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7883/roundtwo0dd.jpg

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  • Lownotes

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DHS is watching. You are going to be in the news soon.

ok, so i made the pictures too big but now i cant make them smaller. i edited the page and they are still HUGGEE. so, deal with it.

  • SexNinja

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< img height="11,000000000" img width="10billionty">

This is teh funney. However, calculator thieves are no laughing matter. NOT ONE BIT.

  • jwalker

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It's nice that you have teachers with a sense of humor, who you can joke around with. On the other hand, how good a CG teacher could she be if you're unable even to resize the pictures? Maybe you should ask her for help...getting out of jail when the FBI comes fo you!!!

Good job with the hostage trick.

Use these urls with tags to get the actual sized pics. http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4650/calculatorhostage0km.jpg http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9024/zimmerretaliation2bg.jpg http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7883/roundtwo0dd.jpg

  • nocal

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Funniest part of this whole meep was

  • qwerty

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Would you send a man to jail for stealing a loaf of bread to feed his staving famliy? Would you send a boy to jail for stealing a calculator to learnz0r with?

So who took the calculator from the cookie jar? Not Me, couldn't be. then who?

School shootings are funnier.

  • sunny77

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nicely done, gp. love the retaliation she put out. what a funny professor you have, so creative. so patriotic...bleh.

Would you send a man to jail for stealing a loaf of bread to feed his staving famliy?

I read in the newspaper (a long time ago) some guy got arrested because he robbed a bank of $11.37 so he could buy some food for his family.

I honestly don't know who stole teh calculator. She might not have ever even owned the calculator in the first place. She is a crazy beeatch. James and I (along with 12 other people who jumped on the bandwagon) are going to send her on a wild goose chase throughout the school. We still dont have an idea for the grand finaly tho, any ideas?

  • jwalker

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I stole it.

  • Pchimp

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I (along with 12 other people... still dont have an idea for the grand finaly tho, any ideas?

Gang rape in the teacher's lounge, obviously.

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