• Swarmed by
  • HOBO
  • Jan16 '02
  • 385 things

    12.7k rads

My Bologna

Today I am really craving a bologna sandwich. But I'll probably just enjoy some sardines instead.

Decider: Admin

  • HOBO
  • Jan16 '03

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

It's been exactly one year since I wrote this journal entry and I still haven't had that bologna sandwich.

  • mundhra
  • Jan16 '03

    posts

    28.8k rads

    28815 rads

    #

wow, man. you are in meep.

personally, i do not like bologna, nor sandwiches made from it. but i think about wanting something i do like, such as pizza, and not having it a year later.

meep!

Have you ever had stuffed bologna before???

  • HOBO
  • Apr28 '04

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

Its been over two years since I craved that bologna sammy. I still haven't had one.

  • MOMAD
  • Apr28 '04

    posts

    0 rads

    0 rads

    #

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna


Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna


Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a litle of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna


Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna


[belch]

Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping isles, shopping isles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer


Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

  • HOBO
  • Apr28 '04

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

Marf you always have a knack for saying just the right thing.

  • Dumbskull
  • Apr28 '04

    posts

    29.8k rads

    29786 rads

    #

All beef franks.jpg
  • Dumbskull
  • Apr28 '04

    posts

    29.8k rads

    29786 rads

    #

It is not bologna but it is ALL BEEF!

  • HOBO
  • Jun15 '05

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

Its been three and one half years and i still haven't had that bologna sandwich.

  • qwerty
  • Jun15 '05

    posts

    0 rads

    0 rads

    #

Don't live in regret go make yourself that sanger.

  • shitbox
  • Jun16 '05

    posts

    40k rads

    40040 rads

    #

  • shitbox
  • Jun16 '05

    posts

    40k rads

    40040 rads

    #

  • shitbox
  • Jun16 '05

    posts

    40k rads

    40040 rads

    #

i give up....much to your delight.

shweet, like this: <img src= "FUKIN' URL OF TEH PICT0R">

  • shitbox
  • Jun16 '05

    posts

    40k rads

    40040 rads

    #

Fuk, like this: <img src="URL.jpg">

  • shitbox
  • Jun16 '05

    posts

    40k rads

    40040 rads

    #

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

  • BeachGoat
  • Jun17 '05

    posts

    40.5k rads

    40484 rads

    #

Every so often, I MUST have bologna, Miracal Whip, American Cheese, and Yellow mustard on Wonder bread as a nostalgia Non-food. Its all American.

  • MadTurk
  • Jun17 '05

    posts

    0 rads

    0 rads

    #

Hobo, you have real staying power. At least when it comes to avoiding the bologna. Certified NOT-GHEY.

Goat: "American non-food" is a wonderful term for what you have described. I would also include in this category any meal available from a Denny's restaurant (the food from which I am convinced is a plastic substitute for food containing all of the nutritional requirements and psychoactive drugs to keep the sheeple docile.)

  • HOBO
  • Sep28 '05

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

I just had a bologna sandwich. Not bad. I'll wait another three years for another one.

my bologna has a first name...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

BeachGoat: Every so often, I MUST have bologna, Miracal Whip, American Cheese, and Yellow mustard on Wonder bread as a nostalgia Non-food. Its all American.

Now that sounds goooooooood. I do so love miracle whip. I could drink that meep.

  • HOBO
  • May02 '06

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

Couldn't wait three years. I broke down and had a bologna sammy today. I know that meep can't be good for me.

  • HOBO
  • Oct03 '09

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

I was at a deli today and almost ordered a bologna sammie. Went with the Ham. I regret the decision.

  • bobacus
  • Oct03 '09

    posts

    6382 rads

    6382 rads

    #

For a better bologna, fry like 3 slices till they're black and serve them like a BLT.You will not regret it.Try pickles and jalapenos for more boom. I call it a Holler Club- Sammich.

  • HOBO
  • Oct03 '09

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

I'm gonna try that! Sounds good. Thanks.

Fried balogna (hillbilly ham) with eggs and bacon make for a meep good breakfast.

PRO TIP! Before you fry the balogna,slice it from the middle to the end.That will prevent it from bubbling up in the middle and forming a "flying saucer".

uh bologna has an end?

  • HOBO
  • Nov10 '10

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

I see a bologna sandwich in my near future

  • bobacus
  • Nov10 '10

    posts

    6382 rads

    6382 rads

    #

And now, so do I. After my doctors appointment, its totally fried bologna dinner day,

  • spod
  • Nov10 '10

    posts

    13.6k rads

    13645 rads

    #

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo M-m-m-my bologna

  • HOBO
  • Dec06 '12

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

I had a bologna sammy last week. I have buyers remorse.

Jesus F#CK.
I've never seen procrastination of this caliber.
'Course, I've only known Goat a couple of years...

  • bobacus
  • Dec06 '12

    posts

    6382 rads

    6382 rads

    #

Ever have PICKLED bologna? meeping righteous. Its the caviar of the meats -of- evil.

  • HOBO
  • Jul08 '13

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

I saw some righteous bologna at a deli today. sadly I refrained from said sammie

  • HOBO
  • Tue, Jan21

    posts

    12.7k rads

    12669 rads

    #

11 years since I posted my curiosity about the wanting of a bologna sammich. I have lost my verve for such things.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
linkswarm
queue: New link: How to manage a-holes
MstrLance
Spread dat seed.
meeproach
I'm gonna get me some hoes and weed
meeproach
-killer so I can work on my vegetable garden.
sunny77
disney sued the solar system for using pluto as a planet name
meeproach
Mars is the only planet in our solar system exclusively inhabited by robots, some of which are functioing
meeproach
Mars is the only planet in our solar system exclusively inhabited by robots, most of which are functioning.
HOBO
I liek French fries!
MstrLance
Some are no longer functioning; Spirit, the Vikings, Sojourner, etc.
sunny77
on meepexpress: you're worse than+
meeproach
Mars is the only planet in our solar system inhabited exclusively by functioning robots.
BeachGoat
I enjoy guns in the same manner I enjoy motorcycles - as powerful machines that paradoxically respond best to a light touch at the controls.
meeproach
on meepexpress: [@sunny77](http://ww+
sunny77
clipswarmed freakmachine's meepexpress
sunny77
on meepexpress: *meeproach: it's+
sunny77
on The Original Batmobile: ...and layin' eggs
sunny77
on The Original Batmobile: robin's bangin that+
sunny77
on meepexpress: all i'm saying is+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: s77, I was+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: s77, LS has always+
Danny_Infe+
sunny77
on meepexpress: *This site used to+
sunny77
on meepexpress: i don't hate it+
meeproach
on meepexpress: [@BigDinWaunakee](ht+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: PS... I have only+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: Oh, noes. I need+
meeproach
on meepexpress: [@sunny77](http://ww+
sunny77
on meepexpress: basic outline of+
sunny77
on Magic Leap!: *meep*
middle_age+
on Magic Leap!: Bullmeep is+
sunny77
on Magic Leap!: ^+1
LOki
on meepexpress: meeproach:As I've+
meeproach
on meepexpress: [@sunny77](http://ww+
freakmachi+
on Magic Leap!: Everything is+
freakmachi+
on meepexpress: Oh Emm Gee!
freakmachi+
on meepexpress: What?! This site is+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: meeproach, It isn't+
sunny77
on meepexpress: meeproach just likes+
linkswarm
queue: New link: When Science Meets meep
LOki
on meepexpress: meeproach:[The first+
meeproach
on meepexpress: [@LOki](http://www.l+
BigDinWaun+
Well....... We're waiting!!!!!
StartRecor+
Some good things to start your bitcoin posts with (works for both sides):
StartRecor+
Here, I'll try again using smaller words
StartRecor+
Im typing this very slowly, because i know you cant read very fast
StartRecor+
let me explain it so that even you might understand...
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: Its too meeping cold+
LOki
on meepexpress: Guns.+
sunny77
on meepexpress: (:
JohnLenin
on meepexpress: Someone posts an+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: PS... Can I pay+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: [@meeproach](http://+
HOBO
Testicles
sunny77
on meepexpress: @meeproach
sunny77
on meepexpress: my previous comment+
LOki
on meepexpress: Also,+
LOki
on meepexpress: @LOki ..as if I+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: @meeproach Someone+
meeproach
on meepexpress: [@BeachGoat](http://+
LOki
on meepexpress: BigDinWaunakee:+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: Nah, my point still+
LOki
on meepexpress: Also,+
LOki
on meepexpress: meeproach:How stupid+
sunny77
on meepexpress: [@BeachGoat](http://+
sunny77
on meepexpress: linkswarm.com: where+
sunny77
on meepexpress: NO ONE CARES ABOUT+
BeachGoat
on meepexpress: "Unlike you, people+
meeproach
on meepexpress: [@BigDinWaunakee](ht+
meeproach
on meepexpress: [@sunny77](http://ww+
BigDinWaun+
on meepexpress: [@sunny77](http://ww+
MstrLance
on show me gifs: 7zIOowI.gif
linkswarm
queue: New link: The Original Batmobile
sunny77
on testing some more: it would be cool+
sunny77
on meepexpress: *disgusted with+
meeproach
on meepexpress: Ah, not a typo,+
  • spankerchi+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • beachgoat

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • beachgoat

  • spankerchi+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+

  • dragonstaf+