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  • HOBO
  • Jan16 '02
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My Bologna

Today I am really craving a bologna sandwich. But I'll probably just enjoy some sardines instead.

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  • HOBO
  • Jan16 '03

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It's been exactly one year since I wrote this journal entry and I still haven't had that bologna sandwich.

  • mundhra
  • Jan16 '03

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wow, man. you are in meep.

personally, i do not like bologna, nor sandwiches made from it. but i think about wanting something i do like, such as pizza, and not having it a year later.

meep!

Have you ever had stuffed bologna before???

  • HOBO
  • Apr28 '04

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Its been over two years since I craved that bologna sammy. I still haven't had one.

  • MOMAD
  • Apr28 '04

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Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna


Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna


Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a litle of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna


Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna


[belch]

Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping isles, shopping isles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer


Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

  • HOBO
  • Apr28 '04

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Marf you always have a knack for saying just the right thing.

  • Dumbskull
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  • Dumbskull
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It is not bologna but it is ALL BEEF!

  • HOBO
  • Jun15 '05

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Its been three and one half years and i still haven't had that bologna sandwich.

  • qwerty
  • Jun15 '05

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Don't live in regret go make yourself that sanger.

  • shitbox
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  • shitbox
  • Jun16 '05

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i give up....much to your delight.

shweet, like this: <img src= "FUKIN' URL OF TEH PICT0R">

  • shitbox
  • Jun16 '05

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Fuk, like this: <img src="URL.jpg">

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  • BeachGoat
  • Jun17 '05

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Every so often, I MUST have bologna, Miracal Whip, American Cheese, and Yellow mustard on Wonder bread as a nostalgia Non-food. Its all American.

  • MadTurk
  • Jun17 '05

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Hobo, you have real staying power. At least when it comes to avoiding the bologna. Certified NOT-GHEY.

Goat: "American non-food" is a wonderful term for what you have described. I would also include in this category any meal available from a Denny's restaurant (the food from which I am convinced is a plastic substitute for food containing all of the nutritional requirements and psychoactive drugs to keep the sheeple docile.)

  • HOBO
  • Sep28 '05

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I just had a bologna sandwich. Not bad. I'll wait another three years for another one.

my bologna has a first name...

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BeachGoat: Every so often, I MUST have bologna, Miracal Whip, American Cheese, and Yellow mustard on Wonder bread as a nostalgia Non-food. Its all American.

Now that sounds goooooooood. I do so love miracle whip. I could drink that meep.

  • HOBO
  • May02 '06

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Couldn't wait three years. I broke down and had a bologna sammy today. I know that meep can't be good for me.

  • HOBO
  • Oct03 '09

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I was at a deli today and almost ordered a bologna sammie. Went with the Ham. I regret the decision.

  • bobacus
  • Oct03 '09

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For a better bologna, fry like 3 slices till they're black and serve them like a BLT.You will not regret it.Try pickles and jalapenos for more boom. I call it a Holler Club- Sammich.

  • HOBO
  • Oct03 '09

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I'm gonna try that! Sounds good. Thanks.

Fried balogna (hillbilly ham) with eggs and bacon make for a meep good breakfast.

PRO TIP! Before you fry the balogna,slice it from the middle to the end.That will prevent it from bubbling up in the middle and forming a "flying saucer".

uh bologna has an end?

  • HOBO
  • Nov10 '10

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I see a bologna sandwich in my near future

  • bobacus
  • Nov10 '10

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And now, so do I. After my doctors appointment, its totally fried bologna dinner day,

  • spod
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Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo M-m-m-my bologna

  • HOBO
  • Dec06 '12

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I had a bologna sammy last week. I have buyers remorse.

Jesus F#CK.
I've never seen procrastination of this caliber.
'Course, I've only known Goat a couple of years...

  • bobacus
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Ever have PICKLED bologna? meeping righteous. Its the caviar of the meats -of- evil.

  • HOBO
  • Jul08 '13

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I saw some righteous bologna at a deli today. sadly I refrained from said sammie

  • HOBO
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11 years since I posted my curiosity about the wanting of a bologna sammich. I have lost my verve for such things.

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