frans/mhofkp interview
frans soda: haha! fuker! mhofkp! it's lovely fuking frans from linkswarms!
hex1998: ok, and?
frans soda: frans wishes to set up a convient time to drink of yr fiedish soda..ok?
hex1998: dig it, neighborhod?
frans soda: u are aware of frans' newborn profession of interviewers via linkswarm reports..yes?
hex1998: i am now
hex1998: let me roll one
frans soda: frans has deemed u to be the next most interesting candidate to be interviewed..ok? ok?
hex1998: k
hex1998: ask away
frans soda: haha! let me advice u that what u share here will be posted in a forum of ls.
hex1998: duh
frans soda: I AM YR FUKING CONDUIT TO GREATNESS..RIIGHT!
hex1998: k
hex1998: shoot
hex1998: hyped
frans soda: Yes! Ok u live in sacremento..yes? the main industry in such a place is.. of course.. factory work making garden hose. yes? What makes yr chosen state of profession trigger mental outbursts?
hex1998: well, sa has the market on solid rocket boosters cornered. and that pollution in wind tunnels that i skated in the 80's made my meep hurt, so i'm angry
hex1998: sac
frans soda: U ARE THE ONLY MEMBER OF LINKSWARM TO HAVE YR ALPHA MEMBERSHIP REFUNDED..OK? (LUCID)YES? DOES THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LINKSWARM WORLD MAKE U BITTER?
hex1998: i'm so stoned
hex1998: no and yes
frans soda: EXPLAIN..OK?
hex1998: k
hex1998: i didn't know what vas was asking me because i'm not a geek, so he got mad at me, and i got mad at him, and he gave me my $ back
hex1998: (this is fun)
frans soda: AHHH...MISUNDERSTANDING..GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOTS? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NAILBITER GORGOEUS meepGOT VASUDEVA?
hex1998: hmmmph over all, i think he's doing a good job. but i also think hes trying to hard at creating a 'community' on the web
frans soda: IT SEEMS TO FRANS THE COMMUNTIY EXISTS REGARDLESS OF VASUDEVA...IT IS LITTLE KNOWN THAT FRANS POWERS LS WITH SLAM DUNKS TO YR meep..YES?
hex1998: tell that to VAS
frans soda: FRANS IS THE ALAMO THATTAKES WAY PROPERTY FROM MEXICANS..OK?
hex1998: hes comes off as a nazi
hex1998: yep
hex1998: (poo no more wiskey)
frans soda: AHH SO WE SEE NOW WHAT U REALLY THINK OF HIS HONOR...HAHA YES! VAS COMPARED TO FRANS IS A meep SPECTACLE OF meep PARADES..OK?
frans soda: WHY MUST U DROWN YR PUNK ROCK POWER W/ INTOXIANTS?
hex1998: well, i wouldn't call it a 'parade'. per se...more like a geek on the corner spaz'n
hex1998: cause it feels good
frans soda: DO U SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST?
hex1998: never
hex1998: (more pot)
frans soda: U HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF LS FOR A WHILE NOW...WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT IT...ANY FAVORITE MOMMENTS?
hex1998: yes, i have. my favorite moment was getting refunded my alpha $ cause vas is a dik
hex1998: but
hex1998: alpha status isn't really anything
hex1998: no stickers
frans soda: FRANS IS NO ALPHA...WE ARE BROTHERS IN ARMS , FRIENSD..YES?
hex1998: sure
frans soda: DO U ENJOY FRANS' WRITINGS?
hex1998: only when i'm smoking
frans soda: WIIL U WRITE A NEO-FOLK NOISE GOD SONG ABOUT FRANS AND HIS meepUAL EXPLOITS?
hex1998: yes, i will
hex1998: tonight
hex1998: i can play them at X-day 9
frans soda: THIS HAS TURNED INTO A FLUFF PIECE..YES?FRANS WANTS TO BETTER PREPARE WITH HARDCORE BITING QUESTIONS ABOUT YR RELATIONSHIP WITH YR EVIL DAD SOLID SNAKE.
hex1998: go for it! i will tell all
hex1998: i never lie
frans soda: WHO KNEW U WERE SUCH AN ATTENTION meep..YES?
frans soda: HAHA
hex1998: hahaha
hex1998: just stoned
hex1998: ...
frans soda: FRANS WON'T LET U HAVE THE PLEASURE OF USING HIM AS A CONDUIT FOR YR EMOTIONAL DIET..
hex1998: like i need a diet
hex1998: meep
hex1998: you want dirt? then ask me
hex1998: meep it
hex1998: haha
frans soda: FRANS DOEN'T WANT TO KNOW, AND NEITHER DOES HIS PUBLIC
hex1998: ok
hex1998: now i feel dejected
hex1998: ZOWITZ
frans soda: MORE LIKE REJECTED...BUT U ARE NOT.. U ARE STILL ONE OF FRANS WET CHILDERNES
frans soda: EXPLAIN mhofkp
hex1998: mhofkp? meep, i'd have to meep you before i told you, and yer public that!
frans soda: ...
frans soda: THIS IS NOT LIVING UP TO THE HYPE.
hex1998: what hype?
hex1998: i guess i just suck that much...i guess you made a mistake in AIM'n me? yes?
frans soda: ALL THE HYPE IN FRANS' HEADS...AND U ARE NOT BEING A WILLING SUBJECT..FRANS IS HAVING TO RAPE THE ENTERTAINMENT OUT OF U!
hex1998: ask and i will tell
frans soda: mhofkp?
hex1998: ok, fine
hex1998: here goes
hex1998: mercy. honestey. obligation. friendship. knowedge.power. all directed at myself
frans soda: (FRANS' DEFT DISPLAY OF INTERVIEW CONTROL .HAHA) WHY IS IT U DISPLAY NONE OF THOSE QUALITIES ON LINKSWARM?
hex1998: because they're directed at myself...i'm not some pink who'll get a tattoo to prove something to others
frans soda: SO U HAVE DESECRATED YR BODY W/ THAT REDUNDANT DRIVEL?
frans soda: TELL FRANS ABOUT THE HOSTAGES...FRANS DOES HIS HOMEWORK..YES?
frans soda: HAHA
hex1998: well. i was living in NYC, and i was thinking of moving back to CA. and playing music. so. i contacted an old band-mate, ART, and set up some meep. after doing a bunch of 'open-mics', we decided to get a drummer; kevin. we played around sacramento, then broke-up.
hex1998: 2 years
frans soda: FRANS LIKES THAT...SO THE SONG U ARE WRITING ABOUT FRANS...WILL U CALL IT :WORLD-PROOF meep (NO AIDS)
hex1998: WORLD-PROOF meep (NO AIDS) THE STORY OF frans soda
frans soda: SO DO U EVER FEAR THAT YR FATHERS MEAN AND EVIL SODA SOMEHOW GOT TRANSFERED INTO YR DNA AND U WILL BECOME WRATH?
hex1998: yes i do
hex1998: every day, actually
frans soda: do u think about it when u look in the mirror?
hex1998: yes...because i look just like my father. from what i can tell from the 2 pics i don't have of him
frans soda: how do u reconcile what u think u are and what u are capapble of?
hex1998: good question, FS
hex1998: well, i don't
hex1998: i feel no need to do so
frans soda: are u a moral man?
hex1998: yes, i am. but my morals are different than most
frans soda: how so.
hex1998: to keep it short, i do not conform with the traditional judeo-christian ethic
frans soda: are u torn down down the middle...victim/attacker...mother/father...a composite of eack..yes?
hex1998: yes and no
hex1998: i have emotions that allow me to feel the pain, and to feel the glory
hex1998: at the same time
hex1998: 92874
hex1998: libra
hex1998: who cares
frans soda: yr a meep/meep hybrid, so to speak?
frans soda: meep=pain meep=glory
hex1998: well, i don't take any meep, thats fer sure
frans soda: frans take everything bad i said before about our interactiongs! u are a fasinating subject ..ok? ok?
hex1998: yawn
frans soda: frans thanks u for yr time if u now feel that u were fairly represented and such.
hex1998: ask more questions
frans soda: YES! U CANT GET ENOUGH OF FRAN'S THERAPUTIC meep..YES?
hex1998: i never let people ask me qustions
frans soda: UD BE A GREAT CANDIDATE FOR REALITY TV..OK?
frans soda: FRANS IS NOT PEOPLE...YES?
hex1998: haha
hex1998: prove it
hex1998: not people, HA!
frans soda: PERHAPS WE SHALL INTERVIEW AGAIN WHEN FRANS IS BETTER PREPARED WITH DISCOVERY AND A STEP BACK FROM THE SITUATION..OK?
frans soda: THANK U
frans soda: FRANS
hex1998: meep
frans soda: BAIT
hex1998: pink
hex1998: yer moms bait
hex1998: if yer so "done", then log the fuk off
hex1998: oherwise
hex1998: prepare
hex1998 wants to directly connect.
frans soda is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
hex1998: man. yer on LS les than i am
frans soda signed off at 6:16:19 PM.
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to be included with you and sahlgood is, well...special, in that fuk me in my meep with no pudding kinda way.
welcome to the fukin loser club
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i'm so offended........
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fuk'n troll
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HAHAHA! thank u frans
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taht's the point, i'm not a troll :(
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mhofkp !
U ARE FUKING DOLT FUKING meepOOT CLOONEY SUCKING meep FUKER IDIOT!
AAAARRRRAAAHHH! FUKING FRANS NEVER WISHED TO DISPLAY YR ATTENTION meep/ WANTON DADDY REUNION SODA FOR THE LINKSWARM PUBLICS! DON'T U THINK FRANS WOULD HAVE HIT THE FORUMS BETWEEN THE LEGS W/ THIS HIMSELF IF HE THOUGHT THAT THE END PRODUCT WAS WORTH A HOOT! U FUKING RETARDED MONGLOID! FRANS IS SHOCKED U ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH W/ THE COPMUTER TECHNOLGY TO OPERATE THE SPACE BAR! (SHOCKED LOOK ON FRANS' FACE VIA/ BRUCE JENNER POST PALSTIC SUGURY) MUCH LESS POST SOMETHING TO A JOURNAL!!!! U HAVE AWOKEN A TRUE ENEMY IN FRANS AND HE WILL NEVER FORGET THIS FAUX PAUSE OF HUGE PROPORTIONS!!!YR meepUAL EDDICATE MUST BE EQAULLLY AS BAD FUKER...U HAVE RAPED FRANS OF HIS PRESCIOUS INTERVIEWER STATUS AND GENIUS INTERIEW STREAK...U HAVE BROUGHTT OUT FRANS' ROUGH DRAFTS OF TOTAL meep TO THE VIEW OF THE LINKSWARMS PUBLICS! U WILL SOON REALIZE THE BALL OF meep THAT IS ROLLLLING DOWN THE HILL TOWARD U! FRANS MUST RECOIL IN PURE AWE OF YR SIN AGAINST HIM! (OR IT'S POSSIBLE U ARE PLAYING RIGHT INTO FRANS' HANDS...YEEEES?
THANK U
FRANS
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I can assure you, we're all very impressed that you drink and smoke weed.
Jan20 '06
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I mean one by itself is pretty cool. But both?! Thats just out of control
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Oy, Ya'll don't really get it, huh ?
Jan20 '06
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quit your oying, joo
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The joo "oy vey's" every time he farts after his daily gefilte fish meal.
Jan21 '06
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gosh! i musta really meeped up, frans...i'm sorry...
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I don't think so.
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hex1998: i didn't know what vas was asking me because i'm not a geek, so he got mad at me, and i got mad at him, and he gave me my $ back
No. I refunded your Alpha money because you don't get it.
[SNIP A WHOLE BUNCH OF RETARDATION] hex1998> heatherator said that i should also post a journal thing about it...how vasudeva> you're asking me how to post a journal entry? hex1998> yes, vas, a brand new thread...i looked and didn't see anything...does that make me A super-mega-retard? vasudeva> yes hex1998> ok now we kow where we stand vasudeva> not new info though hex1998> thats what i was asking hex1998> should i just go to one of the other threads? vasudeva> see, here's the thing vasudeva> if you can't figure out how to make a new thread, then you probably have no business trying to start anything with the word linkswarm attached to it hex1998> thats just unfair...i've been looking at LS fer almost 3 years, i just paid fer my alpha. and now you call me stupid? vasudeva> paying for your alpha doesn't make you unstupid if you were stupid before vasudeva> i'm just saying you seem to lack rudimentary skills, which makes me wonder what other skills you lack vasudeva> like, what if you don't have the "partying" skill? vasudeva> then the leftcoast ls party thing looks like meep and linkswarm has egg on its face hex1998> look, i do just fine...and i din't realize i needed skilz to be part of LS... vasudeva> certainly if you've been following ls for 3 years, somewhere in there you've noticed a distinct lack of hand-holding though vasudeva> yes? hex1998> right...nothing wrong with asking, is there hex1998> i guess so vasudeva> it's not that you're asking, it's that you're requiring me to hold your hand for the simplest operations hex1998> alright, maybe yer still pissed from getting yer meep snaped in half, but i know when not to take someone meep anymore...i'm just asking fer pointers...maybe if you had a FAQ or something about this meep...we wouldn't be here...whatever...i don't know, does that make me an idiot? i'm just asking how to do something, if you don't want ot tell me, point me in another direction...thats all...you do have my $30, fer criss sakes vasudeva> you want your $30 back? hex1998> no vasudeva> you keep bringing it up as though it entitles you to something vasudeva> i'll gladly refund it if you like hex1998> but i don't ned yer meep vasudeva> then don't warrant it hex1998> alright, vas...go meep yer self fer reals then..... [SNIP A WHOLE BUNCH OF RETARDATION]
hex1998: hes comes off as a nazi
I come off as someone who doesn't like you.
hex1998: mercy. honestey. obligation. friendship. knowedge.power. all directed at myself frans soda: (FRANS' DEFT DISPLAY OF INTERVIEW CONTROL .HAHA) WHY IS IT U DISPLAY NONE OF THOSE QUALITIES ON LINKSWARM? hex1998: because they're directed at myself...i'm not some pink who'll get a tattoo to prove something to others
No, you're some 'pink' who posts for attention, who has to remind Internet people at regular intervals that he's enjoying pot and beer:
18:54 vasudeva> i don't see this going anywhere, do you? 18:54 hex1998> nope... 18:55 vasudeva> so we should probably stop then, yeah? 18:55 hex1998> yer a meep stuck up yer meep, one meep of a kool internet guy, with great hair... 18:55 vasudeva> see? 18:55 hex1998> i didn't mean that 18:55 hex1998> hahaha 18:56 hex1998> seriously...hahha 18:56 hex1998> mmmbeer 18:56 hex1998> ooopot 18:56 hex1998> bye --- Log closed Tue Aug 09 19:02:07 2005
... that you're "punk as meep", etc. You see where this is going. It's the character thing again.
You're like Wotak's kid brother.
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I just thought of this amusing and educational thing:
"I'm not some pink who'll get a tattoo to prove something to others," he typed unprompted and totally of his own volition into an Internet chat program, then peered shy-hopefully through his tender eyelashes at the window to see if he had managed to prove something to others.
Jan21 '06
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haha
I read the full xxxxx.com/meep/log twice and couldn't figure out where it started to go wrong, or why, exactly. It's almost like he wanted a fight going in but took forever to work up the courage to get into it.
SLAM DUNKS TO YOUR meep, SIR.
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i know where it went wrong: i was meep meeping drunk. story of my life. like i care...meep, like you care...
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FRANS FR POEP!~
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see frans. i did you a favor...
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p.s.
p.p.s. where are the craisins!?!
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19:14 Irssi: Starting query in rc with hex1998 19:14 hex1998> delete my account 19:31 <<< hex1998 [hex1998@login.oscar.aol.com] has quitted
I think it was the craisins inquiry what finally got to him.
Jan23 '06
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He's not worthy of an account deletion. Kind of amusing how people think that will solve everything as opposed to, say, just not meepting up the site with their presence anymore.
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try a little self control, meepgort.
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You can't stop the reefer madness train wreck. It's the preferred alibi for 9 out of 10 crapmeeps.
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delete my account
Saddest part of that is that you know he'll be back, checking to see whether we now think that he's badass.
Seriously guys, HE SMOKES MARIJUANA AND DRINKS ALCOHOL. I don't think you understand it. high
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