That's Gonna Leave a Mark

The BC pills are making my wife coo-coo so I'm getting neutered tomorrow. YIPPIE!

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^Imageshack being a meep for you too, eh?

Yis.

  • Uart
  • Jan16 '06

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You are not a man for letting your woman do that to you. Smack her around a little.

Why do you need to do that?

There are more than 3 dozen birth control pills on the market, most quite different in how they work. Can't she just try another pill?

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  • Dumbskull
  • Jan17 '06

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Snip the little vas deferens and set your wife free of the burden of birth control. Yes, there are many products pills, patches injections and whatnot on the market to suppress ovulation. However each comes with their own laundry list of adverse side effects. The best method of birth control is sterilization; a vasectomy or bilateral tubal ligation. Since a vasectomy does not involve having to go under general anesthesia, it is also the safest to the two procedures. I will expect to see pictures of your swollen nad sack on Link Swarm soon!

  • Lefen
  • Jan17 '06

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^d00d, anyone coming near my meep with a knife had better put me under general anesthesia.

jus sayin

Dumbskull makes the point quite well and I would add that I would be a spineless candyass if I insisted on my wife going for surgery.

Uart, I know I put this in a journal on the internet and should expect some meepery but that's my wife you're referring to. Go meep yourself.

FITE!

All and all not as bad as I thought it was going to be. The worst part was the needle with the anesthetic in both sides of the sack. The other highlight would be the nurse coming in and out of the room looking for 'little wormies- to sell to the ice fishermen. Apparently everything they cut out of someone goes to pathology for testing. Now I only have to sit around the house and milk this for all it's worth for a week.

  • Uart
  • Jan18 '06

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Dude, its definitely BJ month. DEFINITELY.

  • BeachGoat
  • Jan18 '06

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I got fixed in 1980. I have never had any complications with performance or pleasure; if anything, it's better with out the worry. In addition, none of my wives have ever had to deal with the inevitable cancers and other horrible side effects of BC. It by far the best method. Reproduce yourself and your mate, then stop. More than that, you are destroying the very planet you are putting your children on. There's nothing worse than indiscriminate breeders.

I had meep surgery once. My investment in my ween is now much more than it's weight in gold would be.

Not sure what my point is, but there's nothing wrong with some ween surgery.

Make them put a smiley face on it or something while they're down there!

  • Uart
  • Jan18 '06

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Goat... BC??

BeachGoat's meep?

My gal won't let me get a Vasectomy. She keeps saying she wants kids some day. I don't! Unless I can have them genetically modified like in GATACA.

  • yazirian
  • Jan19 '06

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I received a letter from the surgeon today and I'm certified sterile. Hallmark doesn't make a card for this occasion, the meeps.

You are welcome.

Thanks, it's good to know that somebody cares to send a likeness of the very best.

  • JohnLenin
  • Apr24 '06

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That sperm is actual size.^^

  • nocal
  • Apr25 '06

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My dad once told me that, were it easily and painlessly reversible, he would have liked to have gotten me a vasectomy as some kind of present. I think he is deathly afraid of me knocking some girl up and meeping up my life.

  • Dumbskull
  • Apr25 '06

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You still have not told your dad your meep?

  • shitbox
  • Apr25 '06

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LOLLLAA.

  • nocal
  • Apr25 '06

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You still have not told your dad your meep?

You'd think, with all the money you're spending on an education, you could take an English class. : )

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  • SexNinja
  • Apr25 '06

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cantaloop.mid claims another victim. Excellent.

  • Acidburn
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