Kanuckistan Goes To The Polls

It looks like this meeppuppet might be the next PM


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DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN?

Decider: Admin

yes

  • Uart
  • Jan10 '06

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Nice vest/hat, I'm sure he'll enjoy the frequent diplomatic visits to Texas in that gear.

'Jordy Verril, you lunkhead'

  • Steel
  • Jan10 '06

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YES!

  • Dumbskull
  • Jan10 '06

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It is about meep time Canada got their own meeppuppet.

  • ragoo
  • Jan10 '06

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What happens in Canada stays in Canada.

  • qwerty
  • Jan10 '06

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Uh he looks like the perfect candian representative.

  • Uart
  • Jan11 '06

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His campaign platform: "FREE TIM HORTON'S FOR ALL!"

meep puppet wins.

  • Steel
  • Jan23 '06

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WOOT!

My Riding wins a spot for Conservatives by a few votes. We are the weiners! Too bad PC gets an even smaller minority gov. than the Liberals did last time.

I can't believe it actually happened! Thought we would re-elect those meep-hats.

YAY! The liberal government that has shown to be old, tired, arrogant, and corrupt. They have been in power for far too long and entrenched too deep.

I'm not really a Conservative, but I believe it's time for some change, all the while Cretein has been kicking the meep out of Canadians, and Martin has been holding his wallet.

Liberal Legacy: --Cancelling the Sea King replacement. --Sponsorship scandal. --Gun Registry. --HRDC boondoggle. --Problems with Transition Job Funds program. --Tainted blood. --Irving fishing lodge stays/travel on Irving jets for cabinet ministers. --Martin traveling on private corporate jets as Finance Minister. --Shawinigate. --APEC Inquiry. --More than $7 billion stashed in Foundations by Finance Minister Paul Martin with little or no accountability. --Shutting down the Somalia Inquiry. --Home heating rebate, which was sent to prisoners and deceased. --Chrtien's imaginary homeless friend. --Liberal Senator Thompson living in Mexico. --Pay raises for chiefs-of-staff in ministers offices, while spending was frozen for public service. --Problems with DND's contracts with Compaq Computers that may have cost taxpayers up to $159 million for work not performed. --The secret National Unity Fund reserve. --Calling an early election after earlier promising first to get to the bottom of the sponsorship scandal. --A Liberal Party of Canada fundraising letter signed by Paul Martin, asking potential contributors to offer $7,000, $7,100 or $7,200 in contributions - far in excess of donation limits passed by the very same Liberal government. --Liberals handling of tainted water at Kashechewan First Nation.

WHEEEE, BRING ON THE COWPOKE!

  • shitbox
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CONSERVITAVES WIN...........FATALITY!

Not really, think "balance", you can have too much of a good thing (liberalism).

  • Dumbskull
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Your new fangled conservative govt kisses GW Bush's meep; get ready to be meeped just like your southern neighbors!

Are any other Canadians following the Liberal leadership convention? I'm hoping Bob Rae wins.

What the meep man, it's time to mutiny against the captain of yr brainship.

BOB meepING RAE?!?!

I was walking my dog in a park, and suddenly Bob Rae came out of no where and killed my puppy. I was like, "dude!" He was like, "Hey man it was fun." I was like "dude!" he was like, "You shouldn't judge me for killing puppies you facist." Then he screwed the people of Ontario and ran away.

I was going with Rae on the basis of his ability to reunite the Liberals and his appeal in the west. In all honesty he was the Premier during the worst recession since the Great Depression. It looks like it's going to be Dion ftw.

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dragonstaf+
'Goat, go for the King Crimson next. That'll meep 'em.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Get off your lazy meep and photochop Spanky for his birthday!
BeachGoat
Sabbath, Bastrds of Reality
Pepper
Deep Purple, loud as it could go. Nothing like being snubbed by all the neighbors
spod
lou reeds white noise should buzz em'
BeachGoat
Playing horrible music for the party next door that we weren't invited to...buggers!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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