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  • Lownotes
  • Dec31 '05
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So, I wrote a new short story this week. This is the first draft.

Decider: Admin

Man , I have your site bookmarked in my toolbar. I love your writing, and look forward to new stuff. I'm not so sure about this one though, it made my meep cringe and pull my gut in after it for protection.

A woman with bangles down her arm pokes my rod with a spoon. Someone tells her to calm down.

LOL.

... What was this about though? He has a big meep and people poke it?

  • Lownotes
  • Jan02 '06

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What was it about?

I wrote it in reaction to all the meep enlargement spam I get + a conversation with a group of women in which they all agreed meeps were gross + my uncle getting stung by a bee in the genitals an bragging about it. It seemed like it would be fun.

Only thing I didn't really follow was what place do you go to so people will sing into your peehole.

  • Lownotes
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I just imagined someone in California taking the idea of eating sushi off of a naked woman and running with it.

That's hawt.

Now it all becomes clear.

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