Twinkle Twinkle
This time of year the airwaves are advertising for the perfect Christmas gift: The International Star Registry. Seems arrogant, thinking we can name a source of light, energy and momentum to a system of 10-ish planets. Planets that are lousy with volcanoes and poisonous gas and gravity and their own alien problems.
Listen Star, you are being kind of a meep so we're changing your name from M9-AX4 to meeplint. Do you mind?! The next galaxy over is 'Sarah Robinson- and to the due east, from OUR point of view is 'Tiddle, in loving memory of the best poodle ever-.
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: The point being that+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Jees, tesco. This+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: You really seem to+
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on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: meep! I figured out+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Spanker+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: /mildly meandering+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: All political+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: My bad, Dragon. I+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: On the plus side;+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Thanks a LOT, man.+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I can't help but+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: 2013061612095073410FEth.jpg
MstrLance
Happy non-negligent jizzer day!
JohnLenin
Pats on the meep all 'round
JohnLenin
Yeah, congrats on jizzing inside of something and then not letting your mistake die from negligence.
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Happy Anniversary to all my fellow apostates of the rythm method! Clutch your bag of peas PROUDLY!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: You make enough+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: I do love the+
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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on Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief: It is truly a+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Logic is lost on+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Loki You make enough+
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on The man who quit money: Dragonstaff. It is+
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spankerchi+
It's time to get busy.
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Cleaning the garage this morning so's I have room to build. I gritted my teeth and threw out all the old bits of armor, too-heavy maille(10-12 gauge) and a sword blank I'll never get around to beveling.
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on Spanky's Pic Place: HAHAHA! You'd be a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Oh, speaking of+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Obviously you doubt+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: tesco torque+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Perpetual+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: We're having new+
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: [@LOki](http://www.l+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: [@spankerchief](http+
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LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Nothing, according+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: What really makes it+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Can someone tell me+
LOki
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: This is why I+
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on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: I am so looking+
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on WWII VD ads.: Ouch
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: The Doctors were+
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LINK: Esther Williams-DED
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on WWII VD ads.: Sunny?
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on WWII VD ads.: ha! Linkswarm: She+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: meep dude... You+
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on Beach Goat Survives Another Year; Will Somebody Please Shut Him Up?: how the meep did+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I know that feeling:+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Did you get+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Story time?
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on WWII VD ads.: Come to think of+
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LINK: WWII VD ads.
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on Spanky's Pic Place:
Ouch.
spankerchi+
If this is it though; With my dying breath, I CURSE TESCO!
spankerchi+
Been feeling nauseous and dizzy ever since. Cool-looking bruise though.
spankerchi+
I ran into a trailor hitch three days ago. Caught me right in the side under my ribs.
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How do you tell if you have internal bleeding?
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I always thought that this was one of those useless, "I barely thought about your present" type gifts.
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I fell for this about 10 years ago, at the local Planetarium. It cost me $300. to name a star you could see without a telescope.
It pissed her off, because she bought me a watch.
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I went for this meep when I was a kid. I adopted a whale (they sent me a picture of it's tail) and a 2x2 square foot of land in a rain forest somewhere. I'm sure I've used both the soap from that whale's blubber and the paper from the tree on my rain forest land. Fuk that noise.
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The estimates are that there are roughly 100 billion billion stars in the universe with new ones being born just as fast the old ones die out. There is about roughly 100 billion stars in our little galaxy the Milky Way.
Based on the speed of light and the distance light can travel in one year I would have to say that by the time the twinkle of your little stars reached earth some of these stars have already burned up and died out. So you purchased the naming rights to nothing at all.
In the future if you feel the need to blow cash on something stupid, send it to me instead.
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sahlgood i thought you were meep.
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Acidburn: sahlgood i thought you were meep.
...now you know why... twinkle twinkle
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Twinkle Twinkle
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He he he
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meep yeah dude I think it's a great idea. However if you want to save abit of money then try my awes0me c00l star sales website: http://starsales.evilstalker.com/.
Here's a star I named earlier: Hilary's Star