This time of year the airwaves are advertising for the perfect Christmas gift: The International Star Registry. Seems arrogant, thinking we can name a source of light, energy and momentum to a system of 10-ish planets. Planets that are lousy with volcanoes and poisonous gas and gravity and their own alien problems.
Listen Star, you are being kind of a meep so we're changing your name from M9-AX4 to meeplint. Do you mind?! The next galaxy over is 'Sarah Robinson- and to the due east, from OUR point of view is 'Tiddle, in loving memory of the best poodle ever-.