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Omens

Ok, We all have had the dreams where we dream of slamming the car door on our finger while 6 naked midgets come by while humming the National Anthem. Then one day months or even years later it happens and your like"Holy meep Deja Vu!"

Wll for about a year now I have been having wierd meep happen. Here are a few examples the past 4 days.

Wednesday I WAS going to submit a post about the whereabouts of Goldie Hawn"As I have not heard about her in awhile.

Thursday night riding in a cab to the airport I was thinking about the movie Colateral. Seconds later the guy I was riding with asked me If I ever seen the movie.

Saturday night I'm eating Thai Food and I see a picture on the wall of the owners wife and Kirk Russell. "I Thought about Goldie Hawn Wednesday"

Sunday"Tonight" I'm at an FBO" Where the movie Stars get on there private jets" and in walks Goldie Hawn arriving from Aspen.

These are the kind of omens that have been consistently happening this year. Every few days I get another one. Has anyone else had them this often? I wonder if it is some kind of sign or something.

Anyway tonight I saw in order: The producers of the Emmy's, Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep and Dennis Leary.

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You have the 3rd eye for future vision. What can you see for my future?

I have heard of people seeing crazy meep like there was a guy I know who told me of an exeriance he once had: Background - His sister was pregnant.

While at work he saw an image of his sister in an ambulance and then he saw a face (mainly the eyes) that said "I'm dead". At the time of the vision he thought it was his sister and she was in trouble. So he went to the nearest phone and called his sisters house. Her husband answered and told him that his sister was having contractions(3 weeks early) and she was on her way to the hospital in an ambulance while the husband packed her gear. So my friend starts to get worried and calls the hospital to find out if the sister made it there safely. The hospital says the ambulance isn't there yet. After a about an hour of nervous waiting he gets a phone call from is brother in-law saying that his sister was now at the hospital and was ok. What had happened was that on the way to the hospital the ambulance stopped because there was a car crash on the road and they must provide asisstance until another ambo gets there. The driver of one of the cars was died on the scene after the sisters ambo arrived.

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  • jwalker
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Sounds like the Cosmic Coincidence Control Center has been working overtime.

  • JohnLenin
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About an hour before John Ritter died I was in an in-depth convo with my friend about how awesome he is. I don't talk about celebrities I like that much anymore.

omens

thoughts brought back to your circle of nothing and as blocked by intent as not ever binded unforeseen and cracked as aged potter's field of clay and the body not feeling as simple and decayed like window apple and open undefended as if displayed in artificial shadings of some dead dutch master but is against that ever seen ? or held so softly back in favor of flow and ease of some great answer

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Last night i was thinking about porn and masterbation, then i looked at some porn and masterbated.

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When you say "Last night i was thinking about porn and masterbation, then i looked at some porn and masterbated."

Were you thinking of how good it feels to rub a meep and did you look at pr0n involving other men rubbing their penises? I always knew you were teh meephatmatron

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i meep like a philosopher king by thinking and reason and rubbing my head like a cat deeply thinking and drinking and stinking in a pool of rot with only my thoughts to keep me warm

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