A Story For LBP

Once apon a time there was a beautiful young lady named LittleBabyPissmouth who had a meepin' car which she affectionately called "Gigi" (aka "Cawkmobile") Gigi was no ordinary automobile, she was a 1976 classic T-bird. Together they drove all over the country, each turn a new adventure. One day while cruising down the east coast they came across a drag race in Myrtle Beach. There were souped up Honda Civics, BMW's, 2005 Ford Mustangs; all surrounded by a large crowd. As LBP and Gigi rolled up to the scene, the crowd couldn't help but notice them since the ground shook from the rumble of the V8 engine. They pulled up next to a black Jetta that was being waxed by a blonde, spikey haired dude who caught her eye. "Nice classic", he said with a meepy smile. "It looks like it's a little too much car for you to handle though." LBP simply laughed, "Well let me show you if I can". He didn't hesitate to take on the challenge as they made there way to the starting line. LBP revved Gigi's engine "VROOM,VROOM". Spikey haired dude revved his engine "vroom, vroom". A meepy brunette wearing a hawaiian shirt and meeptail umbrellas behind his ears, waved the flag and they were off! The Jetta sped off quickly as LBP and Gigi paced themselves behind, slowly accelerating all of their 4,880 pounds of metal. Spikey haired dude looked in his rearview mirror and started to laugh. Suddenly he felt a vibration that began to get stronger and stronger. He looked down at his gauges but nothing seemed abnormal. However when he looked back up into his mirror he saw LBP and Gigi coming right up on his meep. Startled and unable to hold onto the steering wheel due to the shaking, he lost control as the Thunderbird sped by him. "See ya Motha' meepa'!" shouted LBP. The crowd cheered as she crossed the finish line. The meepy brunette in the hawaiin shirt came over to congratulate her and presented her with a lei which she put around Gigi's rearview mirror. Feeling a liitle bad and still intrigued by the spikey haired dude she went over to help him out of his Jetta wreckage. "So do you think you could handle the both of us?" she asked him smuggly. "Well I do need a ride home now meep," he replied. So the trio set off back home to Syracuse, NY with the mangled Jetta in tow.