Math Proofs God=??? Girls=Evil
This is a revelation to me that makes sense

Now someone go and find an equation like this for god!! I'm totally serious.
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LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
JohnLenin
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
pete56
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
on French theme park with giant mechanical animals: Nice video of the+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!




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E=m/c hammer
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WARFIST!
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omg, I've time-warped back to '97
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What lefen said. It's funny to watch you youngins trawl the meeptier sites and bring back the stuff I deleted out of my work inbox like 6 years ago.
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True, you see posts like this and think, "if I had a penny for everytime I've been forwarded this in an email............"
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K, I understand that this image is old. I'm only 26 you know. I was a jr in high scholl in 97. Anyhew, Sorry for a repeat but I didn't post it as a link, only in my journal. I guess I should change the title. Anyways moving on....
Now what I really wanted was something like this but for GOD. In truth I am not entirely sure he/she/it exists. Which then makes an afterlife also iffy at best. This has been truly a lifes pursuit.
So far I've got...
Givens_ God=Love (given??? maybe not) Love=Chocolate (Given: the feeling of love is equal to eating large amounts of chocolate) Transitive Property_ God=Chocolate
However I know this proof is wrong cause God does not neccisatily equal love. There be lots o mentions of god's wrath in teh bibley. So this proof is false cause the given is inccorect. HELP!!!!
So what is a given for "God=Blank" ? Anyone?
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try =none or =mass control mechanism or =coruption
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i think you need to start off with GOD=infinity
aqnd do something with dividing infinity by zero (or vice versa) and disproving the whole existance.
or something.
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MY meep+YOUR CHIN=meep in your mouth
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huh? ^
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Hey meepbox ^^ decode for you
SFW: " Ok Maybe I missed a step here, but, I was trying tp prove teh existence of God. not the other way around
Cheeky Monkey"
Great meeping textwar, its a keeper.
magichex did a great job
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^^ Text war?? I was using the L337 translator that Firefox has.
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Got Me Still a good idea for a war though
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Based on my totaly un-educated theological, and humble knowledge of religions in general:
Gawd seems to be some sort of omnipresent being.
omnipresent
adj : being present everywhere at once

Thus Gawd is everywhere. Even in the heart of SFW
Gawd=SFW
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i agree - uneductated yeah- theological. nah
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Yes SFW you are a Gawd
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Several years of Catholic school and a few weeks in solitary with nothing but a bible amke me want to respond to this. The true answer is faith, the bible(King James, New and Old Testament) represents two kinds of gods, a loving and foriving God and a vengeful meep God. IIRC the bible makes no claims to an infallible or omnipotent god. IT's all a physical scam to collevt your money for the church and help solidify political power. Look towards the 'lost' gospels like St. Thomas. God is everywhere, does he give a meep about you nd me? Probably not, but it gives him power if we wordhip him.
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^^ Whoa that's weird. The Gospel of thomis and the other so called "Gnostic" or lost gospels are the only ones of interest for me. Te rest...meh.
Dumbskull: I didn' say I was God?? That was Sahlgood. However I always thought I was a narcissist until I saw your link. Turn out having a way low self esteem and being a retard aren't part of the Oxford definition.
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We've already got it. It's the unwritten, unspoken part of being an Alpha.
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^ Wrong meeping journal! I'm an idiot! ( don't all agree at once...please ).
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Dragon if you insist I agree