Math Proofs God=??? Girls=Evil
This is a revelation to me that makes sense
Now someone go and find an equation like this for god!! I'm totally serious.
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LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
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The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
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Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
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Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
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I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
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bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Depression Part Two
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
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LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: http://www.youtube.c+
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Aug03 '05
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E=m/c hammer
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WARFIST!
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omg, I've time-warped back to '97
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What lefen said. It's funny to watch you youngins trawl the meeptier sites and bring back the stuff I deleted out of my work inbox like 6 years ago.
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True, you see posts like this and think, "if I had a penny for everytime I've been forwarded this in an email............"
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K, I understand that this image is old. I'm only 26 you know. I was a jr in high scholl in 97. Anyhew, Sorry for a repeat but I didn't post it as a link, only in my journal. I guess I should change the title. Anyways moving on....
Now what I really wanted was something like this but for GOD. In truth I am not entirely sure he/she/it exists. Which then makes an afterlife also iffy at best. This has been truly a lifes pursuit.
So far I've got...
Givens_ God=Love (given??? maybe not) Love=Chocolate (Given: the feeling of love is equal to eating large amounts of chocolate) Transitive Property_ God=Chocolate
However I know this proof is wrong cause God does not neccisatily equal love. There be lots o mentions of god's wrath in teh bibley. So this proof is false cause the given is inccorect. HELP!!!!
So what is a given for "God=Blank" ? Anyone?
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try =none or =mass control mechanism or =coruption
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i think you need to start off with GOD=infinity
aqnd do something with dividing infinity by zero (or vice versa) and disproving the whole existance.
or something.
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MY meep+YOUR CHIN=meep in your mouth
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huh? ^
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Hey meepbox ^^ decode for you
SFW: " Ok Maybe I missed a step here, but, I was trying tp prove teh existence of God. not the other way around
Cheeky Monkey"
Great meeping textwar, its a keeper.
magichex did a great job
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^^ Text war?? I was using the L337 translator that Firefox has.
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Got Me Still a good idea for a war though
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Based on my totaly un-educated theological, and humble knowledge of religions in general:
Gawd seems to be some sort of omnipresent being.
omnipresent
adj : being present everywhere at once
Thus Gawd is everywhere. Even in the heart of SFW
Gawd=SFW
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i agree - uneductated yeah- theological. nah
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Yes SFW you are a Gawd
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Several years of Catholic school and a few weeks in solitary with nothing but a bible amke me want to respond to this. The true answer is faith, the bible(King James, New and Old Testament) represents two kinds of gods, a loving and foriving God and a vengeful meep God. IIRC the bible makes no claims to an infallible or omnipotent god. IT's all a physical scam to collevt your money for the church and help solidify political power. Look towards the 'lost' gospels like St. Thomas. God is everywhere, does he give a meep about you nd me? Probably not, but it gives him power if we wordhip him.
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^^ Whoa that's weird. The Gospel of thomis and the other so called "Gnostic" or lost gospels are the only ones of interest for me. Te rest...meh.
Dumbskull: I didn' say I was God?? That was Sahlgood. However I always thought I was a narcissist until I saw your link. Turn out having a way low self esteem and being a retard aren't part of the Oxford definition.
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We've already got it. It's the unwritten, unspoken part of being an Alpha.
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^ Wrong meeping journal! I'm an idiot! ( don't all agree at once...please ).
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Dragon if you insist I agree