Math Proofs God=??? Girls=Evil

E=m/c hammer

WARFIST!

omg, I've time-warped back to '97

What lefen said. It's funny to watch you youngins trawl the meeptier sites and bring back the stuff I deleted out of my work inbox like 6 years ago.

True, you see posts like this and think, "if I had a penny for everytime I've been forwarded this in an email............"

K, I understand that this image is old. I'm only 26 you know. I was a jr in high scholl in 97. Anyhew, Sorry for a repeat but I didn't post it as a link, only in my journal. I guess I should change the title. Anyways moving on....

Now what I really wanted was something like this but for GOD. In truth I am not entirely sure he/she/it exists. Which then makes an afterlife also iffy at best. This has been truly a lifes pursuit.

So far I've got...

Givens_ God=Love (given??? maybe not) Love=Chocolate (Given: the feeling of love is equal to eating large amounts of chocolate) Transitive Property_ God=Chocolate

However I know this proof is wrong cause God does not neccisatily equal love. There be lots o mentions of god's wrath in teh bibley. So this proof is false cause the given is inccorect. HELP!!!!

So what is a given for "God=Blank" ? Anyone?

try =none or =mass control mechanism or =coruption

i think you need to start off with GOD=infinity

aqnd do something with dividing infinity by zero (or vice versa) and disproving the whole existance.

or something.

MY meep+YOUR CHIN=meep in your mouth

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huh? ^

Hey meepbox ^^ decode for you

SFW: " Ok Maybe I missed a step here, but, I was trying tp prove teh existence of God. not the other way around

Cheeky Monkey"

Great meeping textwar, its a keeper.

magichex did a great job

^^ Text war?? I was using the L337 translator that Firefox has.

Got Me Still a good idea for a war though

Based on my totaly un-educated theological, and humble knowledge of religions in general:

Gawd seems to be some sort of omnipresent being.

omnipresent

adj : being present everywhere at once

Thus Gawd is everywhere. Even in the heart of SFW

Gawd=SFW

i agree - uneductated yeah- theological. nah

Yes SFW you are a Gawd

Several years of Catholic school and a few weeks in solitary with nothing but a bible amke me want to respond to this. The true answer is faith, the bible(King James, New and Old Testament) represents two kinds of gods, a loving and foriving God and a vengeful meep God. IIRC the bible makes no claims to an infallible or omnipotent god. IT's all a physical scam to collevt your money for the church and help solidify political power. Look towards the 'lost' gospels like St. Thomas. God is everywhere, does he give a meep about you nd me? Probably not, but it gives him power if we wordhip him.

^^ Whoa that's weird. The Gospel of thomis and the other so called "Gnostic" or lost gospels are the only ones of interest for me. Te rest...meh.

Dumbskull: I didn' say I was God?? That was Sahlgood. However I always thought I was a narcissist until I saw your link. Turn out having a way low self esteem and being a retard aren't part of the Oxford definition.

We've already got it. It's the unwritten, unspoken part of being an Alpha.

^ Wrong meeping journal! I'm an idiot! ( don't all agree at once...please ).

Dragon if you insist I agree