Petition

I know that there's a policy of say whatever the meep you want, but I think in SFW's case, we oughta make an exception. Therefore, I present this petition to ban that meeper. Anyone who agrees, please state so here.

I am demagogue, and I support this message.

Decider: Admin

  • shitbox
  • Aug01 '05

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uhhhh, he may be an meep, but i think hes got a right to be meeptard if he wants to be one....just ignore or enjoy the asshattery. If Vas gets fed up enough, meep take care of that meep. After all, he does say "hugs" alot...kinda ghey but it is what it is. I trust the system...the swarm system anyway.

  • qwerty
  • Aug01 '05

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He'll get bored sooner or later. Let him get bored of it in his own time, if you ban him he'll just come back with worse meep. Also he is an alpha now so maybe you should give him abit more respect.

  • ragoo
  • Aug01 '05

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Vote: Opposed

This sort of gayness has a life cycle to it, and will run its course in due time. That said, Vas has the final say on who gets walloped with the BANHAMMER. I think it is an option best left untalked-about, but it should be dispensed with sudden, unexpected fury.

"Let him rant, so that he will be known to be mad." --Ramses II, The Ten Commandments

^werds^

nice try, demagogue.

no krystallnacht this time. fascism never goes out of style, and your wearing the latest dress.

keep up the good werk.

Neomcarthyism eh? That's the exact opposite of what I thought the swarm was all about.

BTW - It's called getting bored and finding meepons to push.
'Sides Look at all the attention I got. Even a pettition!! I shall hold it as a badge of honor.

Remeber Like Vas says. "Ther are no feelings on the internetz!!"

  • meganerd
  • Aug01 '05

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Time is a plaything for children and fools.

  • Acidburn
  • Aug01 '05

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Wellllllllllll, Let him stay. At the rate he is being text war'd"spelling?" VAS should have a nice car by Thanksgiving.

Acid - Don't think I'm not about to start flinging some TWars out myself. I just have to figure out a way to do it where Clavis won't steal all my hard inherited money. (its the American way of sustaining your unhealthy habits)

I shall see you all on the field of battle.

I agree vas should get lots of monay out of me! I am a bit of an meep and I meep with this place so much he deserves that new car...hmmm...wheels are turning.

  • jwalker
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.

  • Dumbskull
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Ban?

No way!

Making SFW wear a big red "F" for meeptard on his blouse while out in public should be punishment enough. SFW is a pisser, and I even let him get up my meep sideways over the weekend, but after my arthritic old fingers ranted I sat back and laughed at the insanity of it all.

The way I see it, SFW is acting out like my 2 year old grandson acts out; screaming, and throwing fit after fit in order to get the attention he thinks he needs and or deserves. The more attention we give SFW, the worse his behavior becomes. We are all at fault over SFW and his diaper load of meep being smeared around the Swarm just as much as SFW.

Well some time has passed, and my initial dread, fear, horror, and laughter has subsided. Now demagogue's asking that sfw be banned, so I have to ask myself some questions.
#1. How seriously did I take that rant?
#2 If I did take it seriously ,was I offended THAT much?
#3 Do I take sfw seriously?
#4 Am I the type that is going to hold a grudge, or will I bury the hatchet? (you can always dig it up later)
I give credit to the swarm for putting up with meep postings. Just take a look at "Stressed" ( to be fair I had just spent the afternoon doing a Bio Clean on a suite where I had to scrape d00ds brains off the wall)
I seem to have been "somewhat" forgiven for that, ( I get out of traction in two months) and evryone knows that I think HTML is short for "Hate Mail", but I'm still allowed to remain here.
textwar sfw to death yes. Ban him no.
cover his shrunken excuse for a sak with honey, and tie him to a hill of fire ants YES. Petition.....?

  • Uart
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Opposed. He'll hopefully fix himself, dissapear or get textwar'd out of existence. The vigilante justice of Linkswarm will resolve this.

Now stop posting ghey-meep "petitions" you fairy.

  • mundhra
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sfw's dedication toward contributing more noise as opposed to signal is disheartening. however, i believe positive reinforcement to be more effective.

sfw: i know you have a less-annoying and more-lucid/poignant persona in there. don't be afraid to let it out, you meepsucker!

Totally opposed.

Once we start voting people off the island permanently it will have a tendancy to snowball. Before you know it people will be getting banned for all kinds of stupid reasons.

Next will come censorship.

Then someday soon we'll all be bible pounding, retarded neo-con robots.

George W would be very happy.

opposed

'nuff said

This banning business is a slippery slope. If you are so easily annoyed or offended then maybe you should find a different place to hangout.

  • HellKat
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ummm....IMHO....iffin you don't like what is printed.....DON'T READ IT! DUH.
Where is that bottle?

Opposed, to the fact that this is fuking being discussed. Make no mistake, LS is basically one dude letting us all meep in his backyard (which I am grateful for, its a nice yard) he runs this anarchy pretty meep decently. Where I come from this behavior is considered bad form.

SFW is just needs to calm down a bit, I remarked earlier that there was some gayism afoot, and here it is. Not opposed to some IRL mob-style justice though.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the things im missing with this god meep IRC port blockage horse meep at work. I miss the good ol days :(

This issue was brought up quite some time ago. Banning anyone goes against everything this site is about. Vas does keep a close watch over everything to make sure it doesnt get totally out of hand. Most like SFW keep things lively around here and with time tend to fade out slowly. Maybe SFW is the exception to the rule and he has succesfully taken over secksninjas place as the LS punching bag :)

  • vasudeva
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You guys are missing the real breaking news in here:

dreymers 08-01-2005, 01:53 am

<code>        Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.</i>
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DREYMERS RETURNS!

  • Uart
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I actually completely didn't even notice that.

  • Uart
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WELCOME BACK!!!

  • Wotak
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Welcome back dreymers . I hope your return to the cruel swarm is a comfortable one.

As for the content of this thread, I like what the alphas are sayin'.

The swarm is not a meeping reality show where the most unpopular are voted off each episode. SFW is like an annoying tag along, little brother. He just wants the swarm to like him.

What he needs is to be a little more himself and a little less what he thinks the swarm wants him to be.

Been there, done that.

Now, get this gheyness out of your mind. SFW will stay or leave based upon his own experiences here at the swarm. There will be no uber-ghey vote for banned-ness.

The man that owns the yard we all meep in, as explained above by LK, will ban only those he deems ban-worthy. If you hate a poster, meep with him. That's allowed here, believe me. Text war his meep into complete madness. Paste a winking meep into his avatar spot... whatever. The options are limitless and Vas has busted his meep to make those options available to you.

...but don't be a meep and try to rally the troops up for a gheyness inspired lynching.

I'll look forward to seeing the textwar you dream up.

nuff said.

  • casmhar
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I don't agree in banishing him or anyone else unless they are destructive to the site, this is merely annoying as all meep. , it is much more fun to drvie him up a wall as recompense.

Besides, It is not his fault that his momma should have swallowed twelve years ago

  • Heather
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Wotak:If you hate a poster, meep with him.

BEST PSEDUO ALTRUISTIC COMEBACK EVAR

  • Wotak
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Heather: "BEST PSEDUO ALTRUISTIC COMEBACK EVAR"

I think Heather might have just insulted me, but I don't give a meep enough to look up ALTRUISTIC to find out.

  • ragoo
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Altruistic: adj Pertaining to a genetic male who has both male and female characteristics; a male who has undergone surgical feminization; a shemale.

  • casmhar
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altruistic adj Unselfish concern for the welfare of others; selflessness.

Pseudo - False; deceptive; sham: pseudoscience.

  • vasudeva
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Spoil sport.

  • Wotak
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Yeah, Ok I get it now.

I woulda caught on earlier but my meep were hurting.

I agree Heather. That's exactly the kind of entry I meant to place into this here journal.

  • shitbox
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demegogue...what say you?...this is your entry after all.

I agree with shweet. What do you say Demo??

ALSO - WHen was meepninja evar the LS punching bag??? I want details!!!

last but not least Wotak and LK are tied for WINNAR what you win i dunno The hug server is down but there could be exceptions.

Demagogue, I'm certain, will have nothing to say. He's sitting back in glassy-eyed amusement, watching the meepstorm he's started. Unable to contribute further, because he hasn't yet developed the requisite faculties for participation in true critical thinking exercises. He's a 15-ish year old boy, for fuk's sake.

As for the topic at hand, I'll say naught; other than to say that I'm deeply disturbed that this is even a topic here.

LK, you've reminded me to thank Vas for letting me meep in his backyard at my leisure. All this time I've been somehow thinking to myself that, "Hey, what the meep? I PAY for the privilege of meepting in his yard"; when all along, I am truly here but by his good grace. I'm sorry to have lost sight of that. This is a community unrivaled on the internet...trust me, I've looked. Go to Madville, or Fark, or even SomethingAwful and try pulling some of the meep we pull here. I'm certain that DM isn't looking for thanks, and will probably pussycall me for writing this; but I hope he knows how much LS means to me, and a lot of the rest of you.

Having said that, BRING ON DREYMERS!!

i concur x72 ocelot, or whatever the meep it is you kids are saying nowadays.

My mistake, All. I actually see what you're saying now. And by the way, Vas, thanks for letting me meep in your back yard.

I hate to say "I told you so", but...

clavis: I'm deeply disturbed

let's not be hasty.

I am truly here but by his good grace

never mind. proceed with great haste.

"Your still here? The movies over?!?! Go home!" - Ferris

never mind. proceed with great haste. YESSUH

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