BORED TO WORK

Jules: Mmmm! meep, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet meep! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET meep on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how meeping good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys meep. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead meeper in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead meeper Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead meeper Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead meepers ain't my meeping business, that's why!

Decider: Admin

"Somebody do something stupid so we can all have a good chortle." You have committed enough stupid already, why don't you just fuking relax.

k

Dammit ... I thought it was funny.

  • dagwood

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I had an Art class last semester wherein we watched alot of movies while taking notes for the occasional test. Among the regular projects and assignments were numerous opportunities for extra credit. One of these was to print out a few pages from a favorite movie. I found a page with the entire Pulp Fiction script and started printing. I went to refill coffee or feed cats and when I came back I was on page 102 of 135 back to front. Although I worked in a print shop and have tonnes of free paper I saved the extra t print on research and bullmeep. Soon after I submitted an application for admission to an Art school in MO, but there was a problem and they didn't receive my signature page in the mail. When I went to the application site it wouldn't let me print just the sig page w/out redoing the whole app. I downloaded and printed off the PDF onto, you guessed it, this exact scene of dialog. I submitted it with an apology on the back if anyone looked. I was accepted without complications but I found it was too expensive for an outta stater when I got my Financial aid report, so I'm going local.

Ha take that LK!!!!!

Stupid is as stupid does and life is like a box of chocolates that I ate and immediately ralphed cause I smoked the bad meep.

pukey pukey

YAYAYAAYYAAYAYAYAYAY!!!!111!!11!!!1!

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I did something like that at work. I had to write a memo to my VP, so I opened up an old domeepent that was formatted in company format, forgetting to delete the text on pages 2,3,4 and 5 that contained a not asking another department head if there was an opening with my resume attached at the back.

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meep, I doing an entry, come back, thread is shot and there is puke every where. IN 30 F'in seconds!

Where is the dead meeper storage anyways??

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  • Acidburn

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[url]http://www.mdcbowen.org/p2/bh/dead1.html[/url]

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Acidburn meant this

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acidburn meant that you're a meeping idyut meepgot.

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