Moar Time To Swarm?
Let me preface this by saying:
meep!
I was informed after a closed-door board meeting last night that I will be laid off beginning August 2. In their magnanimity, the BOD chose that date so that my family would be covered under my health insurance for all of August. That's small meeping consolation, Mr. President!
The meeping morons running this show couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with two hands and a flashlight. Finances in non-profits are always difficult, but the issue as to whether to lay off the staff was brought before the board MONTHS AGO. Yet in their complete ineptitude, these board members have shirked their fiduciary responsibilities and allowed the organization's cash reserves to dwindle and the staff go unpaid while they engage in petty personal vendettas against one another.
Complicating matters further (as if they needed to be) is the fact that I was injured at work a couple of months ago and now face the very real possibility of having back surgery. So if the BOD thinks its going to avoid a workers' comp claim by furloughing me, they're in for one rude meeping awakening. I've already got a lawyer ready to eat their lunch for them if they're stupid enough to pull that transparent stunt.
This is all, bad, bad stuff. My wife works full time at a temp job with no benefits and I'm facing an extended convalescence. I've been looking for another job--in fact I have an interview on Monday. But I wonder if I could accept a new job in good conscience knowing that I might need back surgery?
These idiots are not going to meep my family! I will not allow it! I have worked like a niger for seven months to keep this operation running and put up with an indescribable amount of bullmeep from every direction in doing so. They will give me everything they're obligated to or I will crush them with a legal hammer blow they will not recover from!
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Anyway, it looks like I'll have more Swarm time coming, which is a good thing.
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on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
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LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
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Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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spankerchi+
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
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dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
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Jul15 '05
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sucks man; good luck.
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who were you informed by? have you received official notification of lay-off?
if not...
get up and walk to a spot where lots of people can se you and FALL. fall hard and don't get up. be carried out by an EMS crew. they can't be stupid enough to lay you off while you're out at emergency room being treated for on the job injuries.
good luck
Jul15 '05
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meep man, directors just dont give a meep - all they care about is their personell income and the bottom line...
Dude, with any luck you'll find another job just fine - but still - it's an unneeded pain in the meep.
Best of luck with it all...
Jul15 '05
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sorry to hear that! i hope everything works out.
Jul15 '05
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Sorry.
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Sorry dude. Attorneys (IMHO) are not worth their trouble. You have to do all the work yourself so they know what forms to tell their assistants to fill out. Spend your free time at the county legal library and educate youself about the law. NOLO offers some great books of representing yourself in court. Also, I believe there is a group called The American Pro Se Association who can assist you with legal information (NOT advise, which would be against the law of course). You'll have to hit this from all angles, workman's comp, state level and federal level disability. Looking for work is kind of mandatory.....required to collect unemployment among other things. If you start waving a legal sword, keep your nose clean. In all fairness to potential employers, I would choose to mention or not mention your upcoming surgery and medical problems depending upon if you REALLY want the job or not. Legally, they cannot discriminate against you (ah, another lawsuit!).
Good Luck, really.
Jul15 '05
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:(
Jul15 '05
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A. That sucks.
B. At least they "laid off" instead of trumping up some reason to fire you.
C. If they left an opening to get meeped by the law DO IT.
D. Get that new job. We all know their Directors will give about as much of a meepe about you as the ones at your last job.
E. Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you.
Not that I'm not altruistic or anything.
Jul15 '05
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Yo, thats meeped up. Dont let the meepers wear you down.
tell them
meep you, you meeping ....meep ....you (peschi is the best) The desert is full of meeping holes
I hate it when some management meep doesnt have the meep to do the right thing, spineless waste of meeping sperm, no value added parasite ball sucking loser
meep, now I am pissed off too
meep them meep meepbags
Jul16 '05
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Stay up my meepa!
I LOVE LAWSUITS! (and being sued appearantly)
Jul16 '05
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We had the same type of managerial meepheap at my place of employment, not long ago. It sucked. Nobody knew what to do. Managers at each others throats. Backstabbing everywhere. It was a meeped up mess.
Then, the VP of our division came in and slowly meepcanned the heap of them. One at a time. Each and every manager was replaced with a competent, experienced individual.
I've been promoted twice since the VP walked in.
BUT - You have no idea how close I was to being in your shoes. The previous managment staff saw me as nothing but trouble because I expected them to actually run the plant and be responsible for their slice of managment.
Now their elsewhere and I'm looking at a managment position.
Take your experience and go elsewhere.
Look up alternative treatments for your back. Surgery should ALWAYS be the last choice.
Take care of your family, man. They're your eternal life.
Jul16 '05
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GET A SHOTGUN AND KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLL
Jul17 '05
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i disagree with dumbskull. definitely use an attorney. last thing you need is getting fuked on your claim/lawsuit because you forgot to dot an i or cross a t. use someone who has experience in this sort of thing.
Jul17 '05
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methinks I have been confused with dumbskull. The ultimate injury.
Jul17 '05
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Take the job dude. Keeping a roof over there heads and food on there plates is more important. And, I'm willing to wager that if you bring up a law suit about getting laid off while a medical condition exist they might retract there pink slip. The company I work at is notorious for doing this. But they continue with the pink slip and most of the time pay off the lawsuit. If they offer you to keep the job than remember that upper management knows your name. Good luck on your journey
Jul17 '05
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sorry hellkat it was late :(
Jul17 '05
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Sux, Goo...my sympathies.
It might be an ideal time to start doing consulting work..."You can keep doing what you're doing. Or, try other things. That'll be $10,000."
Jul18 '05
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hellkat: methinks I have been confused with dumbskull. The ultimate injury.
snap.
Jul18 '05
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:-)
Jul18 '05
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Hey everyone, thanks for the words of encouragement and PMs expressing support. It's really moving to have such an outpouring, especially when y'all really don't know me. Such is the powa of Teh Swarm!
Anyway, I'm sending el presidente an email requesting certain things in writing. Let's have your opinions...did I miss anything?
To [Boss]:
I just wanted to follow up on our conversation after the Board of Directors meeting on July 14. At that time, you reported to me that the Executive Committee and the full Board had voted to lay me off effective August 2. You also stated that I would be recalled to work when our....funding became available.
As I indicated then, I would like copies of the minutes of the Executive Committee meeting and Board of Directors meeting where these decisions were made. I also specifically request in writing:
An official notice of layoff, including the reason for the layoff.
Confirmation that I will be recalled as Executive Director when our... funding is available, with full benefits reinstated
Confirmation that upon recall, I will receive full pay retroactive to the date of my layoff (a deferred compensation plan in the same style as the one offered to [name witheld].)
Confirmation my compensation will include a retroactive pay increase as per my letter of acceptance dated 12-7-04 (copy already provided to you).
I'm sure you can appreciate my desire to clarify these details. I feel I would be doing [company name] and myself a disservice if I did not. I look forward to your reply, and would be happy to discuss any questions that you might have.
Thank you.
Jul19 '05
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Good luck my niga, may you inherit a million dollars and buy us all a beer.
Jul19 '05
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Ragoo, looks good to me. Maybe you want to ask for a signed copy of these things? I could see someone doing an end-run around you by providing exactly what you ask for -- the papers, in writing, but with no signature, if you catch my drift.
I probably don't know what the meep I'm talking about.
Good luck, though.
Jul19 '05
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Update: The boss called--called--me to say he would give me written confirmation of all I asked for. I said in my final email that I wanted all the domeepentation by next week.
Tomorrow I drop the bomb and tell them that I'm taking all of my vacation early. That will effectively make this Friday my last day. Nigers aint gonna meep me nohow!
Jul19 '05
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very nice letter gooman. Think twice about taking the vacation early? What are the laws regarding unemployment compensation in your state? Will you be eligable immadiatly at layoff date? Do you want to take this vacation time "early" if you will still recieve lump sum compensation (could save yer meep dring rehab from surgery if you wind up there). All in all it sound like you have your proverbial ducks in a row so I should probably shut up. Good luck and Godspeed dude.
Jul19 '05
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Be like my dad: Put your two weeks notice in, and take those two weeks as paid vacation while you start your new job.
Except you're already fired, so just take the vacation.
Jul19 '05
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The vacation thing could go either way RaGoo. Hope it works out. Good luck Dude.