California: The child-abuse trial has left Michael Jackson a changed man. According to defense lawyer Thomas Mesereau, the pop star will never again share his bed with children as it makes him vulnerable to false charges.
Meh. I'da thought he'd have decided that two accusations ago...
Does this sound like a problem that a NORMAL adult male would have to consider?
I want video of Michael Jackson being strangled and raped by 20 teenaged dudes.
...and leave in the facial shots.
Bonus points if one of the horny teens blows the freaks meepin' nose off with a hot load of meep.