Apartment

Moving, finally. Moving next week, Wensday. It's going to be a lotta work, because I have to transport all of my stuff and Jims too. Also, I am glad to be out soon.

My cousin got thrown in jail last night. She was drinking, and was well over the limit, and got thrown in for driving under the influence.

She's 18. But, her parents won't punish her. She won't get in trouble. No fines she'll have to pay. No fun taken away. She'll just have a suspened licence. And her parents will forget it ever happened. >< (she's moving away and they don't want her to, so she can get away with anything).

That is the main reason I'm outta here. She can do no wrong, and her friends steal all my game systems while I'm not home. >
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But I don't care. I'm out. I have my own apartment now. I can have meep whenever I want and feel free to leave my X-Box and PS2 out, and have no fear of it getting stolen. It will be a good thing.

OK, I feel better now.

-=Marla=-

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Good luck with your new place. I wanna come and do you there. We can talk meep about your cousin afterwards.

i have some milkcrates if you need to make a bookcase

I'll donate a few 2x12s and 2x4s that you can make a bed to have meeporz on, or make shelves. Your choice.

  • Dumbskull
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I have wads of cat hair you can fill in the empty corners and make it feel like a real home.

  • Uart
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Yes, you can have meep anytime you want. Or anytime teh swarm wants. We will be coming by soon to have meep with you and play your X-Box.

Well the only thing I dont have furniture wise is a table to put all the TVs for all the games systems on in the front room. I think I'm going to go all ghetto/milkcrate/cinderblock for that.

  • shitbox
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Sodomy is the only answer, ill help.

who do larpers have meep with anyway? Are there action figures involved?

  • HellKat
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Marla,

Congradulations on your emancipation!

I left my partent's house shortly after my 17th birthday. The rules applied to me we very different than my sibs & my dad was abusive. My parent's attitude was, "if you don't like it, MOVE OUT". So I did. It did take me some time (& therapy) to learn to enjoy life and stop buying into the guilt trip of "if you did not move out when you were 17, you would have had a better life" meep.

You now can be 100% and only 100% responsible for your own actions and nobody elses. You'll be thrown meep from time to time that is beyond your control. Just remember it is the EASY problems that can be fixed wtih money.

  • Dumbskull
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You have learned a very valuable lesson; family sucks meep!

When are you inviting us over for the housewarming party? I'll bring the X.

_<

(.)(.)

*

  • Heather
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Ditto the hellkat. And ditto the dumbskull.

About the cat hair, I mean.

Seriously, I cringe that you are starting a brand new life of independence by living with your boyfriend.

Proteck yo credit gurlfren.

  • dent
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Like Hevva said: PROTECT YOUR CREDIT. All the meep rapings come far second.

i second the motion for ghetto milkcrate/cinderblock furniture. good meep will get torn up before you can say housewarming, and at least with ghetto furnisihings you can at least not give a meep. also it deters would-be random theives from breaking into your pad.

just remember that it's a fine line when those things that you own will start owning you.

Congratulations. I too have just got an apartment. Its a great feeling to know that you can now do all the things you couldn't at your parent's house. Of course, I cry myself to sleep thinking about the copious amounts of money I'm spending. Thankfully, I'm a part-time man meep who also steals from his clients, so I guess it could be worse. Anywho...have fun with the large amount of drinking/meep you will do in the first couple weeks.

  • Uart
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me too.

If you get pregnant, you gotta lettem in through the back. Double Dongs and mollasses helps. Ride the Snake.

regards.... Miller Genuine God

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