Reflections on the Pope's Suffering

You harbor food from me.
Your hunger is designed to compete with mine.
These empty weeds choke my eyes for you.
I see through your disguise.



I often wonder if only God truely has the ability to offer dreams of pure evil for the world. I wonder if that is the only way he will provide instruction for me. I wait for the words to turn meaningful...as the disgusting images of this world hold my eyes.

The listening is the suffering.





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The Pope's got a pretty sweet ride.

THIS IS MY JOURNAL...THESE ARE MY RELFECTIONS.

Please refrain from adding YOUR reflections about the Pope to MY journal. Add YOUR reflections about the Pope to YOUR journal posting. You may add YOUR reflections ABOUT MY reflections of the Pope to MY journal.

I don't want this to degenerate into the usual gutter filth. This is meant to be MY artistic outlet in regards to the Pope. Please be respectful.

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I hope the new pope gets a new popemobile with lasers and rockets and a hemi and chrome fins and he can drive around real fast and go ERRRRRRRRRRRRR! "STOP STARVING THE NICE PUDDING HEAD LADY! I AM THE POPE AND I SAID SO!" and then zoom away to the negative zone to fight doktor doom and the usual gutter filth.

  • vasudeva

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If ever a journal cried out for an ASCII goatse posting, this would be the one.

  • BeachGoat

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I have suffered in physical pain for years. He has suffered for days. My parents did not manufacture gas to exterminate Jews like his did. He should have suffered. Go eat a cracker, you sniveling wino.

Hey now! You cannot lame the pope for the sins of his ancestors!

Lay off the pope, man!

  • mundhra

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the pope's suffering

  • Uart

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I agree that the Pope needs a Hemi.

Also, they should pick a pope who likes boobies and will order all of the hot Catholic School girls to be meeptier and meep. That would be sweet.

Vive Le Pope!

PS - The hemi is a great idea

P.P.S. - I like the rocket/laser thing too

PPPS - Def. click the link in the above post. Its very spiritual and meep.

By unpopular demand!

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meep! the meep got torn..

oh and I hope the pope is dead and does'nt come back to eat people's brains.

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