CHEX < CLOWN

If I were you, I would be sad about this too. But seriously, I can't count the number of times I've met a couple and thought to myself, "meep, this woman is great...why is she with this ugly boring meep?"
Moral of the story: I think women have no taste or something.

d00d, she's hardly an oil painting.

Dude there's one way to make that meep work... You must dress up like a girl and mascurade as her best friend to change her mind. And because you're teh ghey you might meet the man of your dreams as a suprise twist ending.

Hmmm. I'm pretty sure that both people in that picture are supposed to be chicks.

1) She's not that cute. Really.

2) He looks like a fuking pan-faced slackjawed idiot.

3) She's telling you she wants to meep you when she has a boyfriend. A real ugly one.

Conclusion: find a different girl to worry about.

he's better looking than she is. but, then again, I'm kinda meep. so...

I would rather meep off with venom sacks then meep her anyway. And he looks like he has clown make-up on. Is that really his face? It's really meeping odd how flat it looks. She looks like Blossom and Olive Oil.

If I ever see this guy on campus I'm just gonna start laughing. He has a major in the same dept. too so it's very possible I will.

Obviously, she wants you two to have teh meep secks while she has a boyfriend. Hit that!

chex: we have talked about this too many times to recall.

HIT THAT meep. QUIT THAT meep.

Seriously, it's that simple. Chances are, you'll totally ruin whatever love and respect they have for eachother, she'll come running to you soon afterward, and most importantly, she'll be on the rebound. You're an experienced enough chap to know what that means, but since you continually torture yourself, let me break it down real simple-like.

cheating = distrust = no love = breakup = rebound = you getting your meep meeped off with no strings attached, bro.

After you two have had your fun, she won't be able to take the akwardness of work and will likely quit, leaving you to hopefully absorb her portion of the salary/payroll. This is a win win win WIN! situation.

+25 meep XP - YOU HAVE LEVELED UP!

<small>oh yeah, hook me up w/ a link to her facebook profile :)</small>

The Guy is Obviously a total Tool and is bound to have a teeny tiny meep which is why she desires your large Linkswarm engorged member.

I disagree and think that the girl probably does have some cuteness appeal despite the distubingly pointly chin. I say if she is putting it out therem that you hit it and quit it, meep it is College Man! That is what you do!!! She understands it and so should you.

God I can't wait to photoshop that guy to raise your spirits.......

Yeah. She's cute[1]. When I say she's not that cute, I mean she's not fuk-up-your-job and screw-up-other-peoples-lives cute. She's definitely prettier than should be dating that ham-headed meat-lipped chester.

On the other hand, unless she just really does something for you, it doesn't seem worth worrying about.

[1] I wouldn't meep over her corpse more than twice.

oh yeah, hook me up w/ a link to her facebook profile :)

she doesn't have one man sorry

God I can't wait to photoshop that guy to raise your spirits.......

YEAH

She's definitely prettier than should be dating that ham-headed meat-lipped chester.

LOL

meep he looks meep do her keep him away oh and check the closet first haha

She sounds like a head case. If you get involved with her she'll end up flirting with and meeping guys just like you.

meep. There is such a thing as casual flirting at work, but Miss Chick she has come right out and said she wants to have crazy monkey meep with you. Then again maybe things are not so happy with Bozo. Just because they have been in item for a year does not mean their 'itemness' is 4-ever. Take my word for it, if he was making her roll her eyes back in her head while singing the Star Spangled Banner she would not be fantasizing about the dude at work.

[21:42] talking to girl from work, meep comes up [21:42] i go [21:42] "so who would you most like to have meep with from work?" [21:42] "umm haha i dunno... you go first!!" [21:42] ... [21:42] wtf do i say [21:43] tell her you would like to wear her like a hat [21:43] thanks [21:43] or [21:43] I'd like to lik yr kunt [21:43] swee [21:43] t

LORDKAHUNA URGES YOU TO PERSUE THIS METHOD OF meep JOININGS LIKE SO MUCH SNAP-TOGETHER AIRPLANE MODELS.

LK....

that conversation was actually with a different girl hahaha

Dumbskull..

thanks for a reply that made sense.

i guess i don't really see why this is a dilemma. she's offering you a freebie - in no uncertain terms. If you go into it knowing and confirming that there are no strings, then i suggest you take her up on it. It would be another story if you were in some kind of comitted relationship and didn't want to meep it up. but her decision is her own and if not you, then its gonna be with someone else.

The problem was the question was who WOULD you have meep with. Like outside of any relationship and so on. It's not that she said she'd meep me right here and now. The question is do I try to break them up.

In all honesty though, a couple days have passed and I realized I've lost a little respect for her cuz of that clown. She has really bad taste.

Well, of course. Look who she'd meep from her work...

SNAP. haha

Update us if you do her. Go chex go.

Oh, and post naked pics.* We would do the same for you.

*Of her, I mean.

Well as Promised photoshoppery:

I think you should do it in the janitor's closet.