Trip to Japan

as if I'm that lucky.

My best friend is going to Japan for 10 days. He leaves day after tomorrow, and is asking me what I want him to bring me back from "the land of many slant eyes". I have no ideas, so flood my journal entry with possibilities kthx.

Decider: Admin

a robot

meep eels meep chair "kancho" machine shrimp flavored lolipops GODZIRRA!!!!!11 Small meepual dynamo with big cartooney eyes, who will give you all manner of exotic VD. Those funny socks that segregate your big toe to the shoe's equivalent of the back of the bus.

shrimp flavored lolipops

i bow in humble shame, KAHUNA-SAN

  • Dumbskull

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Jet-Jaguar.

  • qwerty

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Your all forgetting the most important asian commodity of the 21st century... CHEAP asian labour

  • Uart

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All the condoms he didn't use while boning loose asian chicks.

  • Uart

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also, a Kancho machine

Used school girl Panties from a vending machine Eel flavored Ice Cream Pocari Sweat [yes, spelled like perspiration] Any drink with tapioca "pearls" in it.

If your friend is rich or you have really good blackmail material handy: http://www.dynamism.com/sushidisk/

[or anything from that site really]

  • vasudeva

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Have him bring back as many pictures as possible of natives wearing Engrish t-shirts that make them hip even though they don't know that they say things like "I meep IN A DOGS HOUSE" or "AMERICAN meepER BATTLE 2000."

A Robo-Kitty.

I have a meep shirt that reads : Love Is Born In The Summer Of '29

  • Uart

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Vas: I want that T-shirt...

How about you have your friend pick up a crazy T-Shirt like that "American meeper Battle 2000" one, and then send it to me.

Well, I've grown addicted to the caffinated candy that comes from japan. If you are looking for a new addiction, this one is pretty good. I think Ive eaten enough caffine to shorten my life by about 20 years, but thats only natural. Besides, it helps me program. The stuff is a pain to get shipped to america though...but, so is opium. I guess its worth the wait.

I have a can of pocari sweat, its not that good. Its really just water.

I actually forgot about the used school girl panties though...thats a really good one. Its legal for school girls(middle school and up) to sell their unwashed panties. But all of that other stuff can most likely be found in america.

"Any drink with tapioca "pearls" in it."

come to ann arbor. there's a place on one of the main streets who's only product/beverage is "bubble tea" which is exactly what youre talking about. fuk going to japan, come visit the fobs at Bubble Island

  • Acidburn

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Ask him to get me a picture of a black asian.

Norman Mailer toothguard

  • BeachGoat

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I agree with as many pictures of Japlish misconstrued translations as possible. Signs, t shirts, lables, boxes, buildings. They is funny little cricket people.

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