The bosses daughter

You should rethink you current plans to marry if you have such strong desires to meep someone else.

yes, meep her

you ain't married yet, you'll feel guilty but it goes away

don't listen to ghost. he's a jew and accepts guilt like it's his fuking skin.

You know that moment of absolute clarity you get right after meepming? Stroke one out and then ask yourself if she's worth the hassle. I g'tee the answer will be no.

lefen speaks teh wisdom, take heed! (or head is she offers - hehehe)

dooo it.

Giada DiLaurentiss? EW. Don't do it, she's like a walking q-tip.

dude biggest problem is that the food channel chick is UGLAY. now rachel ray i'd meep.

I second the "I'd meep Rachel Ray" Comment. I swear she is my only celebrity crush. Ok her laugh could get annoying but as long as she cooked for me and always cost less than $40 a day when we traveled I could let it go.

AIM FOR THE STARS, AND IF YOU MISS, YOU CAN ALWAYS LAND ON THE MOON AND PRETEND LIKE YOU MEANT TO DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Giada, but better proportioned; reading comprehension is key here on linkswarm Heather.

Is GDR writing greeting card sentiments now? (Good aphorism either way)

Well obviously the girl at home can't be that great if you are having fantasy about work... Maybe you just dump the girl at home and find someone else anyway.

Stump, DS and Qwerty are money on this one.

Do yourself and your girl a favor: don't cheat, just end the relationship. If it's just a fantasy, then let it be only that. My favorite saying: Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu. BUT cross that line and you open a whole new world of hurt. In the long run, you won't feel like a piece of betraying meepe and she won't have a lust for vengence on your head.

;) Happy Stroking!

vasudeva's pic is teh ghey..

Anyway, you need to verify that she is hotter than the girlfriend before you do her. Ask a second opinion. No sense losing a 10 so you can bone a 9, you know. If she does outrank your woman, then do it, quit the job, and never speak of it again.

Also, move to a different state.

As for the Rachel Ray... She's not hot. She's kind of cute.

BUT FOR SOME REASON I REALLY WANNA PUT IT IN HER! I have no idea why though

Don't bust on my meep, niger, or I'll tell everyone that you spend the bulk of your LinkSwarm time masturbating to various member's photos.

"squeeze her buns, suck her meep, you know you want to"

name the movie and win an all expense paid trip to Orlando (LORDKAHUNA void from participating)

Don't do it Stump. It's major bad mojo. No matter what happens, You loose.

And even if you manage to keep the secret you just told about 12 gazillion people that you are thinking about it.

Haha.

Stump, you have a camera phone? You should take some snapshots of this girl somehow so we can at least try to figure out where you're coming from (in your desperate act of erotic evil).

Chit, does that man haveTWO penises- penix- peni? and an extra leg for support. FUN!

fuk her, fuk her brains out! you know she wants it! Don't be a meep. You really need to sample some other fine meep just to make sure the meep you currently molest is suitale for your needs for the next 30-40 years.

Something to remember regardless of whether you are married, engaged or have a live in significant other at home...

DO NOT DIP YOUR PEN IN THE COMPANY INK WELL.

ghost "Animal House "

you win, yer Orlando trip is in the mail. look for it.

Ya'll are overlooking the important point here, It's the bosses' daughter, he has to meepe her, for us, the people who have bosses. Let's live vicariously through Stump's p3n15.

Unemployment as a result of a mediocre meep? You can easily be unemployed for so many other reasons but meeping the bosses meepty daughter should not be one of them. I Good jobs working for good people are not easy to find. She is not worth it. Besides, you would probably not be able to collect unemployment after getting meep canned.

Does the boss have a son as well? Leet though it is, I don't think I could live vicariously through a stumpy penix unless there was a man on the receiving end.

But I would never demand such a display to amplify my swarmsperience.

Some of us are still humble, not drunk on alpha power.

Besides, she might be a meep shag. Then you'd have fuked your meep up for nothing.

Stump.....why don't you ask HER? Do you actually have the option? I bet she can tell you if you will lose your job for it and you will get the female perspective on understanding a fantasy meep. Start looking for a new job NOW.

Just get her really drunk and then she wont remember you two having meep. You can fulfill your fantasy and not get fired. Its win-win.

Good point about having the option to stick it in her... Do you know that this option exists?

Also, everyone says that you'd get fired, but some bosses give their daughter's boyfriends raises and promotions. Look into this -- it may be worth your while to really go for it.

Additionally, I would like to reiterate my belief that you should hit it.