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[1/25/2005 1:47 PM] |<-- Heather has left freenode () [1/25/2005 1:47 PM] -->| freakmachine (freakmachi@dhcp-xx-xx.cpfm.utexas.edu) has joined #megarad

Events like this are suspicious, but I shall overlook them.

I must admit, I did think you were a troll or at least an attention meep when you first started here. You have sufficiently disproved these things, though. Switchblade is all right with me.

haha..and I thought I was insecure...

"our British friends use weird words"

Such as ?

oops...hehe

This whole journal stinks of attention meep and someone trying to let the ocelot out of the bag. Freakmachine and Heather? Freakmachine is Heather... with that we come to several conclusions:

1. Freakmachine has a meep

2. Freakmachine is a meep

3. Heather has more testosterone running through her veins than most of the males on this site.

4. Heather is not Freaky but they might know each other, and are hooking up for private message cyber meep.

5. Heather shaves her meep.

6. Freak and Heather are secretly plotting a troll-O-Rama the likes we have not ever seen, this year... so far.

7. Freakmachine came out of the closet as a married wench with a minivan.

8. And finally; Freakmachine is Heather's meep alter ego.

Fact or Fiction?

The "Delete this comment" meepon is your friend, heather.

LAL.

NO OTHER COMMENT AT THIS TIME.

5. Heather shaves her meep.

sorry y'all, that meep is funnay

gah dammit, can't fool dumbskull.

So I signed onto IRC and :

USERID : UNIX : freakmachi

further down:

Local host: keith (my sir name)

I used the query user command, query Heather returned: heather (freakmachi@adsl-##.##.##.###.dsl.austtx.swbell.net)

Every time someone isn't who they say they are I die a little bit inside. This troll business breeds paranoia and has been out of hand for a while now.

It's alot like being 2nd grade and you meeting your best friends parents for the first time and they are retarded.

So let me get this straight Heather's a dude? God meep it dude now I can't jack off to the mental image of you I have imagined.

There's a legitimate conundrum that I would like to figure out.

I like my meep hairy.

Qwerty, stfu you know you wanna get with this.

Heather has a nadsack.

All of this sockpuppet meepery is shameful, and disrespecful to all of the other meepery we try to promote.

This meep is gold, I mean that sincerely.

Here's the motto...LinkSwarm: If You Don't Understand, Get The meep Out

bye dumbskull!

I talked to Heather ON THE PHONE. She called me. We talked at length. She is most certainly a female. She even has a hint of a Texas drawl/twang. It's easy for me to notice in my dialect-neutral Kansas tongue.

Dumbskull? Stop typing.

no

Ok, I checked the IRC program I've bundled for LS peeps who want to get on IRC, and no, freakmachine's name was NOT hardcoded into there.

Heather, did you and Fmachine share mirc.ini or maybe the entire mirc.exe package? If no, then something very odd is afoot.

vasudeva: That mIRC program I downloaded that you linked in irc for heather that one day DID have freakmachine's name in the ident. I just manually changed it. The nick was also set at JammyGooGoo.

I do not have a drawl.

Three things about this journal:

1. Heather is a dude/troll no doubt in my mind.

2. Dumbskull finally wrote something funny

3. Metatr0n is easily fooled. Meta in the future if a "female" offers you a meep, you might want to check under the hood to see if there is a piston.

Dudes, Heather is a female. I cannot stress this enough.

So Heather called Meta..hmmmm

Perhaps this needs some investigation too. It's time to question everything. Let's get the CIA involved. This reeks of 'dirty bomb'(wink wink nudge nudge).

Heather: I like my meep hairy.

Dude, you should shave your meep - it'll make your meep look bigger.

Dude. Girls call me on the regular.

I remember them days sigh

My head hurts

Don't use your teeth

What I have learned:

1. Heather may or may not be a girl, but she is not me, and not in the "all those voices in my head aren't real and can be treated with medicaton" way but in some palpably physical manner.

2. I shave my meep

3. I forgot number three.

4. So why the meep does she see my id on her mirc? I think vas wrote a script. meep. Or Heather named he pc "freakmachine" in windows or mirc.ini.

time travel

Ghost you forgot - Count Von Time Travel

all smiles

Yeah, those were the days.

In the aftermath of the frans/tantrum/slippy megatroll that went on for over a month we all turned into a bunch of wimpy blubbering suspiucious paranoid meep.

Good times!

For the next four months or so every newbie was attacked for being a troll.

you mean they weren't ?

I cannot stress enough how much this journal brightened my day. You guys always crack me up.

However,I have no clue what the mirc and Troll stuff is about.

The Heather is a dude stuff is meeping hilarious. Keep on being linkswarm linkswarm. Its people like you that make the world a much easier place to live in.

BTW - I hope I am not one of these trolls you speak of, or a robot. However, If I was a robot I think I'd know. Also, does anyone know how to calm a puppy at night so I can sleep.

oral meep

^^ Its Easy SFW, just like putting on a little doggie lipstick...go ahead try it.... then post pics plz

Interestingly, I've had several people accuse me of being SFW.

That would be an interesting troll, mix a ying and yang so to say.....hmmm

<code>   <i> vasudeva       08-30-2005, 03:48 pm

        Interestingly, I've had several people accuse me of being SFW.</i>
</code>

If my drunkbrain remembers correctly, Ghost postulated that you might be both SWF AND sahlgoode. Either that, or the low barametric pressure that night was fuking w/me.

You've got the right of it.

Anyway Heather I'm glad you had the meep to stay with us. But I still think you are a monkey.

sahlgoode=no

you got beer history googles

oy...goggles

I highly doubt that Vas is me or vas-versa (get it...HA HA....VAS-versa....cricket). Anyways, I'm pretty sure I'm in Los Angeles and Vas is a bhudda tree in Mogadeshu.

Did you guys ever figure out if heather is a.human b.male c. a troll???

Heather is inedeed human, a female and does not look anything like a troll.

Actually she does look a bit trollish. According to that picture of course.

I have no ohter reference.

stfu

'Anyway Heather I'm glad you had the meep to stay with us. But I still think you are a monkey.'

A meepmonkey that someone only with an illness as serious as SFW could fabricate. Paint the white house black. Thanks.

meepbox -

A. I just realized the greatness of your name. Its impossible to make fun of. Not that I was foing to make fun of it, but it just dawned on me.

B. Which illness are we talking about?

Fastlane, you meeped it up.

Tried to delete FL's huge picture (and not because it seriously creeps me out) but was unable. Hung script or sommut.

Need Vas's help to remove it and FastLane please resize and repost for posteritay.

creepy meepers

People often accuse me of being DR^3. I accuse those people of sucking.

Yet I also feel kinda sorry for DR^3.

Not really tho.

Sorry about the HUOOOOGH pic. Here is her troll pic.