Whoh wait?

Will Smith.

The only hiphop act the White World will accept as its own.

A contest infers a prize to be won.

I refuse to skew the odds by submitting my entry until the prize is deemed laudable by myself.

Kahuna's a bad influence on me.

Snooooooooo-oop.

Snow, a licky boom boom down.

Its interesting that I can delete comments now. How convenient. But anyway, no there is no actual prize. Just your own knowledge of how awesome you are. The thing is this, the student body here is...

1% American Indian/Alaskan Native 1% Asian/Pacific Islander 4% Black/Non-Hispanic 2% Hispanic 90% White/Non-Hispanic <1% Non-Resident Alien 2% Race/ethnicity unreported

...VERY White, with, as the stats report, 4 black people. And its in the mountains with 12,000 students. Anyhoo, I was shocked to here this guy was coming. Keep em coming.

VANILLA ICE

Its interesting that I can delete comments now. How convenient.

i see how it is, awight then.

Don't take it too hard ghost. Vanilla Ice is not the answer. Sorry. Would have been apropriate, though

LL Cool J?

ICE KYOOB

i just spent half an hour scouring every college website in NC. dammit. I gotz nothin'.

I'm guessing.....DJ Jazzy Jeff, ....and Mace.

2 guys that were on top, and are trying to get back up, and are probably desperate enough to speak at a college.

please don't say it's jay-z or p-diddy.

lil bow wow...

Kriss Kross ? wait, that's two. Grandmaster Flash ?

Nelly?

I KNOW I KNOW

IT'S MC GIANT-meep ROBOT AND DJ YELLOW PERIL

Hey, he kinda looks like William Hu... wait a second... Is it William Hung?

I'm starting to think it will be MC ESCHER

MC HAWKING

"i just spent half an hour scouring every college website in NC. dammit. I gotz nothin"

Whoah. Points for effort. He was in a group that was popular in the late 80's (Ithink) and more in the early 90's.

Here's your hint (its probably too much: "53 brothers on the run"

HAHA, awesome ^

i hope it's not the goofy looking one.

thank god, no

answer pending...

answer pending...

M C Hammer?

no wait i got it ! it's BOBBY 'DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY'MCFERRIN !!!!!!!!!

Carlton Douglas

WHO?

Mr. Albuterol, who had a slight advantage, has won the prize, a lifetime supply of dirty shwag and newports.

you should cap him hold the gun sideways, in true gangsta style

You mean it wasn't Bobby McFerrin??!? Shiiiiiit.

dammit. I need to stay up later.

meep that dude you need DUFF!

I guess Usher or MC Hammer

CHUCK D!

Chuck D rules. Too bad you don't get Flava Flav in the deal.

They could have had Flavor Flav but he comes with a side of Brigitte that they couldn't afford.

The cooking guy Bobby Flay would be some much better than some washed up, dried up, in/out of rehab, ain't go no more rhyme, rapper

^ I really doubt you have any clue what you're talking about^. Chuck D is an intelligent speaker and writer, and I'll give him my full attention when I hear him tonight.

Chuck D is an unstoppable force for serious asskicking. Let us know what he says. (You should try and record some of it somehow.)

you better write out the entire transcript of his speech by hand

See if he'll hold the LinkSwarm Makes Me Wet sign for a photo

ctfu dumbskull.

Chuck D won't suck much. Arch is right, he's one smart mothermeeper. I can just barely remember that debate with Ulrich on Napster that he did.

He had some good messages, but rather poor delivery. At one point he refered to our school as ASA (its ASU) but at least he caught it. Anyway it was pretty decent, if not really legit.