Don't random IM me, ever.

Haha. I love how whenever you IM a random human and start harassing them, they try to force the end of the conversation with suddenly saying "bye" out of nowhere.

It's like they all read some AOL guide on How To Avoid Creepy Internet People.

Slippedhole [12:48 PM]: we are selfish picture frames..our family photos are not what we intended..are they?

sometimes you are so insightful and deep it hurts. i adore all seamonkeys

You are lucky to have people who seek you out for friendship and or meepual favors. And yet you turn them away. Do you really think this is what Jesus would really want you to do?

I can't speak for Jesus, but I sure do. If Slippy ever experienced true friendship or the joy of meep for the sake of pleasure, he would cease to be the narrow-minded, religiously-hysteric, bigot that we all know and love ( shooting down). If this ever happened, tha Swarm would not be nearly as insightful or as much fun. We all need our Slippy just as he is, do not let him get laid,ever.

DO NOT CROSS THE STREAMS

IT WOULD BE BAD

OK i will never IM you. What about PM and PMS?

Being a father only has two draw backs:

The Incubator;

The Incubator in only a recepticle of your seed and probably has nothing to do with your future, your wishes, or your future. The best thing to do is to discredit the thing immediatly and raise the little meeper yourself, planting your own evil plan in its brain. Otherwise it will grow up to hate and Kill you.

The Child It SElf;

The Child will, after a period of unconditional love, learn to hate you and all you stand for. If you a a freedom loving hippie, you child will become a hate filled Nazi. I f you are a hate filled Nazi. your child will become a Hippie. One way to defeat this process is Money & power (see Bush). Another is to make the child Eat it's Mother.

That's what worked for me.

Good Luck, You poor son of a meep. It will grow up to hate & kill you!

RDOrlandPark [11:37 AM]: happy new year RDOrlandPark [11:37 AM]: hows the room going Slippedhole [11:37 AM]: i go by the fiscal year RDOrlandPark [11:38 AM]: ok Slippedhole [11:38 AM]: i am overpowering the masses RDOrlandPark [11:38 AM]: lol Slippedhole [11:38 AM]: with my knowledge of the way the world works RDOrlandPark [11:38 AM]: ok take care god bless Slippedhole [11:39 AM]: wtf? Slippedhole [11:41 AM]: did u think about what i said Slippedhole [11:41 AM]: it all sucks u in like a vameep Slippedhole [11:41 AM]: right? Slippedhole [11:41 AM]: im gonna empty the catch bag Slippedhole [11:41 AM]: then the world will be better Slippedhole [11:42 AM]: no buffets...nuthin...god would be a nazi if it were my kid...right? RDOrlandPark signed off at 11:45 AM RDOrlandPark signed on at 11:46 AM Slippedhole [11:48 AM]: WHAT HAPPENED....LETS HASH THIS OUT AGAIN RDOrlandPark [11:49 AM]: just want to wish you luck in your chatroom Slippedhole [11:49 AM]: I DONT NEED LUCK...MY CHILD IS GOD RDOrlandPark [11:49 AM]: been booted off line a few times RDOrlandPark [11:49 AM]: ok bye Slippedhole [11:49 AM]: MY GOD BOOTED U Slippedhole [11:49 AM]: OH MY GOD Slippedhole [11:49 AM]: BOOTED U RDOrlandPark [11:50 AM]: ok Slippedhole [11:51 AM]: DONT FUK WITH ME...YR TOYING WITH POWERS BEYOND YR KNOWING RDOrlandPark signed off at 12:05 PM RDOrlandPark signed on at 12:05 PM

JaFrost66 [11:44 AM]: a/s? Slippedhole [11:44 AM]: anti meep Slippedhole [11:45 AM]: just wanna let u know Slippedhole [11:45 AM]: im already spoken for Slippedhole [11:45 AM]: but i love JaFrost66 signed off at 11:45 AM JaFrost66 signed on at 11:46 AM Slippedhole [11:48 AM]: WHAT HAPPENED ...DONT U HAVE ROOM FOR ME IN YR LIFE? JaFrost66 [11:48 AM]: got booted JaFrost66 [11:48 AM]: never got your response Slippedhole [11:48 AM]: U AINT GOTTA LIE TO KICK(BOOT ) IT Slippedhole [11:48 AM]: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA JaFrost66 [11:49 AM]: lol JaFrost66 [11:49 AM]: your a/s? Slippedhole [11:50 AM]: IM ANTI-meep? Slippedhole [11:50 AM]: TOO Slippedhole [11:50 AM]: :-) JaFrost66 [11:50 AM]: lol JaFrost66 [11:50 AM]: the only person I ever met that was anti meep was my ex Slippedhole [11:51 AM]: OH THATS RICH! JaFrost66 [11:51 AM]: thank you Slippedhole [11:51 AM]: I MISS THE DAYS WHEN THEY CALLED A DEHEADING A DECAPPITATION Slippedhole [11:52 AM]: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE U ASK... Slippedhole [11:52 AM]: ALOT ALOT JaFrost66 [11:52 AM]: it was beheading Slippedhole [11:52 AM]: NO IT WAS A DECAPITATION, MAN. Slippedhole [11:53 AM]: SEE WHAT I MEAN JaFrost66 [11:53 AM]: lol Slippedhole [11:53 AM]: ITS THE ETERNAL ARGUEMENT JaFrost66 [11:54 AM]: yes, an I'm a lover, not a fighter Slippedhole [11:54 AM]: WHAT KIND OF LOVER? JaFrost66 [11:55 AM]: a very good lover Slippedhole [11:55 AM]: booooring JaFrost66 [11:55 AM]: lol Slippedhole [11:55 AM]: LIKE DO U meep AND meep ON YR LOVER JaFrost66 [11:55 AM]: meep, yes Slippedhole [11:56 AM]: PUKE IN THERE MOUTH? JaFrost66 [11:56 AM]: tie her up, yes JaFrost66 [11:56 AM]: use a feather to tickle her, yes JaFrost66 [11:57 AM]: no, don't do that Slippedhole [11:57 AM]: WHAT THE FUK...A FEATHER..THATS A FOOTBAL FIELD AWAY FROM PUKING IN MOUTHS Slippedhole [11:57 AM]: OK THIS IS GEETTING meep Slippedhole [11:57 AM]: STOP JaFrost66 [11:58 AM]: well you asked JaFrost66 [11:58 AM]: lol Slippedhole [11:58 AM]: I THOUGH U'D SAY AN ANIMAL OVER...PIZZA LOVER... Slippedhole [11:59 AM]: YR FUKED UP IN THE HEAD JaFrost66 [11:59 AM]: well thank you Slippedhole [12:00 PM]: I WIN Slippedhole [12:00 PM]: I GOT U TO ADMIT YR MENTAL ILLNESS JaFrost66 [12:00 PM]: yes you did Slippedhole [12:01 PM]: POWERFUL INTERACTION..YES? JaFrost66 [12:02 PM]: yeah it was okay

LkgGd [11:29 AM]: wassup Slippedhole [11:30 AM]: HOLD ON...OK. Slippedhole [11:30 AM]: OK IM READY NOW LkgGd [11:30 AM]: k LkgGd [11:30 AM]: what you into Slippedhole [11:30 AM]: IM INTO TUNNELS LkgGd [11:30 AM]: what kind of tunnels Slippedhole [11:31 AM]: I HOLD MY BREATHE AND MAKE WISHES AS I ENTER AND EXIT LkgGd [11:31 AM]: lol Slippedhole [11:31 AM]: DO U KNOW WHAT I WISH FOR? LkgGd [11:31 AM]: what is that Slippedhole [11:31 AM]: A HEALTHY BABY JESUS TO RISE FROM MY LOINS AND FUK UP THE EVIL OF THE WORLD Slippedhole [11:32 AM]: DONT TYPE lol Slippedhole [11:32 AM]: ITS UNBECOMING Slippedhole [11:32 AM]: ARE U A DAD Slippedhole [11:32 AM]: HELLO ? Slippedhole [11:33 AM]: THIS WILL NEVER END UNLESS U RESPOND LkgGd [11:33 AM]: what are you talking about Slippedhole [11:33 AM]: THE CYCLE OF ABUSE WILL ONLY ROT YR HEART AND meep UNTIL NO WOMAN WILL FUK U. Slippedhole [11:34 AM]: YEAH

Slippedhole [11:34 AM]: WASSUP LkgGd signed off at 11:34 AM Slippedhole [11:34 AM]: NOW U DONT WANNA CHAT LkgGd signed on at 11:35 AM LkgGd signed off at 11:38 AM

Sammy44cnj [11:38 AM]: hi Slippedhole [11:39 AM]: why do people procreate? Sammy44cnj [11:39 AM]: not sure Sammy44cnj [11:39 AM]: why? Slippedhole [11:39 AM]: are u a dad Sammy44cnj [11:39 AM]: yes Slippedhole [11:40 AM]: beachgoat says im fukd Slippedhole [11:40 AM]: im gonna have gods child Slippedhole [11:40 AM]: ie jesus Sammy44cnj [11:40 AM]: really Sammy44cnj [11:42 AM]: so you are pregent Slippedhole [11:42 AM]: full blown Sammy44cnj [11:42 AM]: i see Slippedhole [11:43 AM]: like a summertime cookie Slippedhole [11:43 AM]: hahahahaahaha Slippedhole [11:43 AM]: AVENGE ME Slippedhole [11:43 AM]: like red dawn..dood Slippedhole [11:43 AM]: my kids gonna invade Slippedhole [11:43 AM]: first my womb Slippedhole [11:43 AM]: then the world Sammy44cnj [11:44 AM]: any pics? Slippedhole [11:44 AM]: of what? Slippedhole [11:44 AM]: sonograms? Sammy44cnj [11:44 AM]: or you Slippedhole [11:45 AM]: me? Slippedhole [11:45 AM]: havent u fuking heard of tact? Slippedhole [11:46 AM]: do u just enter the batters box whenever u feel like it? Slippedhole [11:47 AM]: IT WAS MY TURN TO HIT A HOME RUN...FUKER....! A GRANDSLAM...BASES WERE LOADED...AND U TOOK MY PLACE IN THE LINE-UP! Slippedhole [11:47 AM]: NEVER INSTANT PINCH HIT MESSAGE ME AGAIN OR I WILL PUT U THRIRD STRING Slippedhole [11:49 AM]: WHAT THE FUDGE? Slippedhole [11:50 AM]: CREATE YR CHAT DOOD. Slippedhole [11:52 AM]: NEVERMIND...DONT im RANDOMLY, meep... Sammy44cnj [11:52 AM]: sorry Slippedhole [11:53 AM]: U BETTER BE Sammy44cnj [11:53 AM]: i am Slippedhole [11:53 AM]: YR meep IS BULLmeep Slippedhole [11:54 AM]: I HATE U, NOW Sammy44cnj [11:54 AM]: sorry Slippedhole [11:55 AM]: SAY SORRY ONE MORE TIME AND ILL TURN U TO STONE WITH MY GLARE Sammy44cnj [11:56 AM]: ok Slippedhole [11:58 AM]: DID I INVITE U? Sammy44cnj [11:58 AM]: no Slippedhole [11:59 AM]: WHEN LEAVE Sammy44cnj [12:00 PM]: you want me to leave? Sammy44cnj [12:02 PM]: ? Slippedhole [12:03 PM]: I CURSE EVERYTHING UVE EVER DONE AND WILL DO Slippedhole [12:03 PM]: DO U HATE YR PARENTS? Sammy44cnj [12:04 PM]: iam a parent Slippedhole [12:04 PM]: U had PARENTS, DIPmeep Sammy44cnj [12:04 PM]: yes Slippedhole [12:04 PM]: HOW DO U FELL ABOUT THEM? Slippedhole [12:05 PM]: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL Sammy44cnj [12:05 PM]: hatted them Slippedhole [12:05 PM]: IM NOT TALKING COTOUR Slippedhole [12:05 PM]: HATTED OR HATED Sammy44cnj [12:06 PM]: hated Slippedhole [12:06 PM]: FATHERHOOD Slippedhole [12:06 PM]: YR KIDS HATE U TOO? Sammy44cnj [12:06 PM]: yes Sammy44cnj [12:07 PM]: and you ? Slippedhole [12:08 PM]: yr are worthless Slippedhole [12:08 PM]: i am trying to be a better man Slippedhole [12:08 PM]: u are no help to me Slippedhole [12:09 PM]: GOD HAS GIVEN ME HIS CHILD AND IM JUST GOING TO FUK IT UP Slippedhole [12:09 PM]: LIKE BEACHGOAT SAID...DADS ARE SCREWED Sammy44cnj [12:09 PM]: why u think u will meep it up Slippedhole [12:10 PM]: BECAUSE IM MODELING MY PARENTING STYLE AAFTER U Sammy44cnj [12:10 PM]: after me Slippedhole [12:12 PM]: FUK YEAH...ITS ME DAD Slippedhole [12:12 PM]: HAHAHAHAHA Slippedhole [12:13 PM]: I GOT U, DAD! Slippedhole [12:13 PM]: :-D Slippedhole [12:13 PM]: I CANT BELIEVE U DDIDNT KNOW IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! Sammy44cnj signed off at 12:14 PM

haha. fuking sweet.

I have my IM blocked to all of this random madness but meep that was very funny.

" Slippedhole [11:39 AM]: are u a dad Sammy44cnj [11:39 AM]: yes Slippedhole [11:40 AM]: beachgoat says im fukd"

Its never too late for a 53rd trimester abortion.