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I own a VW golf and it is a fuking clown car. One of these weekends I'm going to get drunk and see how many midgets I can stuff into it. I am guessing about 12. Any other Guesses?

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Midgets? Way more than 12. We were once able to pack 7 adults into a VW Fox, with some trouble, and without the shoebox...i mean trunk. Wasn't pretty, or technically legal, or really fun. Of course, owning a VW wasn't really fun either, once we had to start buying parts, which was too often. There, that ought to start an argument.

  • vonbek
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I own a 73 Super Beetle. Mine is not a clown car. The only clowns I see are the ones driving 40 foot gas guzzling behemoths to satisfy there need to tower over all people. I bet you can fit thirteen midgets in that puppy, though. Midgets are good for stuffing in things. They like it too. It's in their genetic makeup.

  • mundhra
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on the gas guzzling behemoths...

i know you meant suv meeps. at least i think so. anyway, my friend owns a 67 buick electra (someone else's: http://www.buickstreet.com/my66electra.html). it is a gigantic summeep; just like trying to drive a large log down a slip-n-slide. but it is pimpin'.

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