Smartarse Kid
Yesterday (Saturday) I banned my seven year old from his computer for a week because he was beating his cordless mouse on the desk 'cos it wasn't working properly.( He wasn't pointing it at it's receiver ). I did this to try to encourage him ( for the tenth time, I am not a total arsehole.) to show some respect for expensive equipment and to discourage the use of violence as an answer to frustration.
This morning ( Sunday) I find my seven year old in front of his computer, watching some kids TV show on Yahooligans. I remind him that he was banned for a week. The reply I got was " But Daddy, it is Sunday so it is the start of a new week" . He got to keep his computer.
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linkswarm
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BeachGoat
Sabbath, Bastrds of Reality
Pepper
Deep Purple, loud as it could go. Nothing like being snubbed by all the neighbors
spod
lou reeds white noise should buzz em'
BeachGoat
Playing horrible music for the party next door that we weren't invited to...buggers!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
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tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
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linkswarm
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Heather
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: In before the+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
JohnLenin
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+
tesco
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
pete56
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
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LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
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StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
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dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
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Nov13 '04
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If I was beating the mouse, I would've been beaten. And then grounded.
Nov13 '04
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Oh, and then beaten again.
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PLEASE FOR TO BE MY DADDY.
Nov13 '04
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The Old Testament says you have to stone him to death. It's tough, and I know you love your son, but it's for the best.
Nov13 '04
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I found a loophole, you don't have to stone him if you show him this
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Lately I am rather scared to clicky on anything... for fear that I might see the dreaded old man meep pile.
Nov13 '04
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By the way if it is already Sunday ... can you please post the results of the Powerball numbers for us here in the US so we can get our winning tickets. Thanks.
Nov13 '04
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as far as my clicky's are concerned, I won't Lemonparty until march or so of next year.
Nov13 '04
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This is safe Dumbskull, I had to check for Iain.
Nov15 '04
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I lost my Frog
Nov15 '04
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taht's teh spirit ^
Nov15 '04
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Dumbskull: Lately I am rather scared to clicky on anything... for fear that I might see the dreaded old man meep pile.
i have no sympathy for you since you posted that meep-torture pic that i stumbled upon at work ;) kisses xx
Nov15 '04
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My meep is not hidden behind innocent looking hyper links... it is right out there in the open, for the whole meeping world to see. Yeah, I have to be real meep careful what I click on when I am grazing around the swarm at school...YIKES!