Smartarse Kid
Yesterday (Saturday) I banned my seven year old from his computer for a week because he was beating his cordless mouse on the desk 'cos it wasn't working properly.( He wasn't pointing it at it's receiver ). I did this to try to encourage him ( for the tenth time, I am not a total arsehole.) to show some respect for expensive equipment and to discourage the use of violence as an answer to frustration.
This morning ( Sunday) I find my seven year old in front of his computer, watching some kids TV show on Yahooligans. I remind him that he was banned for a week. The reply I got was " But Daddy, it is Sunday so it is the start of a new week" . He got to keep his computer.
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Nov13 '04
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If I was beating the mouse, I would've been beaten. And then grounded.
Nov13 '04
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Oh, and then beaten again.
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PLEASE FOR TO BE MY DADDY.
Nov13 '04
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The Old Testament says you have to stone him to death. It's tough, and I know you love your son, but it's for the best.
Nov13 '04
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I found a loophole, you don't have to stone him if you show him this
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Lately I am rather scared to clicky on anything... for fear that I might see the dreaded old man meep pile.
Nov13 '04
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By the way if it is already Sunday ... can you please post the results of the Powerball numbers for us here in the US so we can get our winning tickets. Thanks.
Nov13 '04
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as far as my clicky's are concerned, I won't Lemonparty until march or so of next year.
Nov13 '04
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This is safe Dumbskull, I had to check for Iain.
Nov15 '04
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I lost my Frog
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taht's teh spirit ^
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Dumbskull: Lately I am rather scared to clicky on anything... for fear that I might see the dreaded old man meep pile.
i have no sympathy for you since you posted that meep-torture pic that i stumbled upon at work ;) kisses xx
Nov15 '04
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My meep is not hidden behind innocent looking hyper links... it is right out there in the open, for the whole meeping world to see. Yeah, I have to be real meep careful what I click on when I am grazing around the swarm at school...YIKES!