Doppelganger

So last night I'm surfing the web and I stumble across this site: http://www.rotten.com/library/language/the-finger/shocker/
(Sorry my clicky skills are not up to par)
And my jaw dropped to the floor when I see this picture:
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The guy on the left is the spitting image of me when between years 18-24, not close, doesn't resemble, looks exactly like me.

I called my mom and asked her to come over (they don't have puterbox, I don't have printer) this is how our conversation went (paraphrased to keep it short for yall).

LK: Hey mom do you remember this?
MOMMA-LK: I didn't know you were a chef.
LK: I have never worn the chef's hat.
LK:That is not me, but he looks just like me, I'm scared.
MOMMA-LK: The guy on the left is the spitting image of you when between years 18-24, not close, doesn't resemble, looks exactly like you.
LK: On May 5, 1975 exactly how many midgets did you push out of your 'ginie?
MOMMA-LK: I have asked you repeatedly not to refer to my 'Bear Trap- as 'ginie-.
LK: Just ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
MOMMA-LK: One.

I must find my doppelganger, please help me.
(aw fukit, too much effort)

Decider: Admin

here's the thing, doppelganger means 'evil twin' and is used in demonic references.... which one is teh bad guy ???

Webster's Dictionary

Definition: Dop"pel*g["a]ng`er, n. [G.] A spiritual or ghostly double or counterpart; esp., an apparitional double of a living person; a cowalker.

Whatever the definition, scary stuff,Man. Let us know if you find him.

it's an archaic German word, regardless of what Webster thinks

  • Dumbskull

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LK can you cook?

Dumbskull: I ams teh good c00kerz!11

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We're skirting the real issue here: LK, have you ever given anyone 'The Shocker'?

yeah, how about a Hot Carl?.....The Walrus?...

Look at Vas' 30th birthday pics (in his journal) for the answer.

my wife thinks you're handsome, Kahuna...of course, she married me, so there is no accounting for her tastes...

KAHUNA=attractive RONG!

I bet your mom is not telling the truth. She had more than one kid. But she gave up him and kept you because there wasnt enough money to take care of the both of you. Now he is a successful chef and you arent. Your mom chose poorly.

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OR... Pop LK spread his seed around in other fields.....

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Lordie that fukn rules! I am so jealous! I want a doppleganger! She could be nice and go to work for me and she would be able to cook well and could go to the gym and be super fukn hot and show up to meep all smart and nice and well mannered and buff , just like it was me!

Wait, I hate this meep. She is always throwing that meep in face. Fuk that , im gonna fukn take her OUT.

Lordie! Kill him before he gets all fukn like a "good version" of you

:0(

If you kill your doppelbanger you die too.

Is that true?! OH MY GOD...I was entirely serious about this plan. NOW WHAT?

OOPS! Sorry BB (BAD HED!)

Vasudeva just pointed out to me that I may have my very own doppelganger.

Seriously...I had an experience like this once. About ten years ago I was at a bar and ran into a guy who looked exactly like me...same build, same hair, same style of dress, same style glasses, the whole thing. It was fuking creepy. I just looked accross the bar, and there this fuker is standing. If I hadn't been such a frequent visitor of this particular place, I'd have sworn there was a mirror on the other side of the bar.

A couple of years later, I worked with a chef who was identical to a young Bono Vox. They could have been separated at birth.

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