All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

I'll have what he's having...er, had.

careful, dood, you might scare a Canadian.

Careful slippey, your tentacles are showing.

You < N

I've been thinking about my place in this world as God's instrument. The dawn's light is steadily illuminating the path set before me. I am reborn in thought and spirit. A blade fashioned from innocence and sharpened by a world of sin and disease. Hating this world back and waiting for heaven.

YAWN

've been thinking about my place in this world as God's instrument. The dawn's light is steadily illuminating the path set before me. I am reborn in thought and spirit. A blade fashioned from innocence and sharpened by a world of sin and disease. Hating this world back and waiting for heaven.

PLZ... DON'T TALK meep. :|

His presence is a affront to mandkind

Have you ever considered that some people may think the same about you?

And the Lord looked down and saw the corpse-like slippy gloating over the even more corpse-like dead glutton. Slippy stood there in all his pride, arrogance and hubris and ate the sins of the dead.

And the Lord wept tears of anguish and rage and he called forth the Angel of Justice. "Fix this idiot's meep!" he said.

The angel bowed his head in acknowledgment and vanished from heaven. In an instant he appeared before Slippy at the buffet. "The Boss doesn't like your attitude. He sent me to give you an adjustment. the angel informed the astonished Slippy.

Then the two vanished from the buffet without getting seconds or paying the bill.

Slippy found himself standing naked on a tropical beach. "This isn't that bad." he thought. And he asked the angel where they were.

"It's a leper colony" was the simple reply.

"I don't have leprosy."

"You mean you didn't have leprosy until now." The angel informed him. "This is the start of your punishment. Know that you will serve here as meep to all the lepers and that henceforth no lube will comfort or protect your meep. From this moment forth you will never get a reach-around and you will toss the salad of any one who asks."

"And this punishment will buy my salvation?" Slippy asked.

"meep your salvation. Know that the gates of heaven are forever closed to you because you are a meep."

Then the Angel lifted his glowing robe. "A rim job would be really nice." And Slippy fell to his knees and extended his scaberous tongue.

"Lick it meep." The angel of Justice moaned.

What was he eating? There is a loverly receipe for dog soup somewhere around here.

Nah, Slippy's gonna be eatin meep-hole

Slippedhole, the all-preaching, all-killing godly new anti-hero, featured in a Clive Barker film coming soon to theaters near you.

oct. 2, 2004- Home Town Buffet

The glowing presentation of salad excess attracted the smaller ones. Body types ranging from thin to thinest.
Blonde hairs secretly falling into the thousand island dressing. An excuse for vomit in her hair already tape recorded and poised on play.

If anyone ever asks. She is beautiful. So nobody ever asks.

I've been thinking about my place in this world as God's instrument.

don't you mean god's tool?

Hey Slippy I hear there is an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet at the Y; you should check it out!

Young man, are ya listenin' to me? ...

There used to be an all you can eat chinese buffet by where I lived in New York. The food wasnt bad and neither were the waitresses. But they closed down because they used cat meat instead of chicken.

My Anthropology Profs have done a lot of ethnographic work in the wilds of a far off continent "down under" and have reported that feral cat (also known as wild meep) is about the worst thing on earth cooked on a spit or open BBQ.

Insert further inappropriate wild meep comments below!

There is a trick to eating wild meep. If you can smell it from more than 6 inches away, don't eat it.

That goes for domestic meep as well!

The problem is: whats the exit stratedy once your down there?

Barfing works.

I'll tell you how that turns out

oct. 4, 2004 Pizza Hut Buffet

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Weight is power. The obese flaunt their achievements over the thin. Their bones embrace the burdeon because their mind is satisfied. The limits of fullfillment expand constanly. Bloated mouths sucking down potential excrement. The hunger becomes their prayer and the process of killing hunger becomes their religion and the crushing smile as they fall asleep atop the souls of starving children becomes their God.

What is replaced is unforgiving.

A perfect gift abused.

God is blame.

Wait is over.

feb. 22, 2006- Sushi Buffet

I've counted your subtle hints.

I'm on #8.

At one with with your hunger,

I've become what you ate.

EVERY DESIRE CRAVES CONTROL.

POWERFUL URGES CONFIDE THEIR SECRETS.

WE FALL BACK ON OUR FAITH.

I WANT TO WATCH YOU CHOKE.

What the meep is this?

It's not even "All you want to eat," it's "All you can eat."
"Wait a second, get back here tubby." "But I'm finished..." "You can eat more, can't you?" "I guess I can..."

I have become so jaded that I do not even find slippedhole to be amusing any longer.

were it not for gluttony man would not have fat chix to turn us on(by us I mean Ghostrider).

Why too do you mention only the man as being the pig? The chix r teh salad finger freaks. Are you teh ghey?

Also can you goto to a steak house next I would love to hear about the cow meep0r in the prep before the cooking in serious awes0mer details!!!

Hey slippy, tone down your archaic ultra-hyperbolic, I'm-vague and gothicly poetic prose, and there might be a good writer under all those fur coats.

I agree.

Also: stop PMing this stuff.

Yeah, you're making guitarjon uncomfortable.

Very uncomfortable.

fingertents

srsly

First of all, guitarjon123, you have need to stop with the questions and purposely take grinding wheel to your neck. If you don't understand something, criticism is not the next logical step. I can see you clearly through the walls of your glass house. Maybe it's time you posted an audio file of some of the music your "band" produces so I can throw a stone or twenty.

Second of all, Lownotes, I didn't ask for your input. Retire the red ink pen. You know nothing about truth. Everything you do fails in the spoltlight. You shouldn't attack others to make up for your own insecurities. Maybe I don't write for a newspaper or make fancy movies but at least I know where I stand. The truth is coming it won't be ambiguous or archaic and it will ruin you.

Sit back and enjoy or fall into a DEEP hole filled with thousands of venomous ants.

Let it be known that guitarjon123 was listed as "online" in the member's list and refused to post a response to my previous comment. COWARD! I will continue to post another comment to this thread everytime I see that you are on Linkswarm and neglect to adress my need for communication. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED. I WILL CONTINUE TO CHECK ON MEMBERS WHO APPOSE ME AND WILL REPORT THEIR COWARD-LIKE ABILITY TO PICK A FIGHT AND RUN AWAY LIKE LITTLE BABIES WHEN AGRESSION IS RECIPRICATED.

GUESS WHOSE ONLINE RIGHT NOW! WHAT'S WRONG, YOU CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT?

I need to go and when I get back you better have left a comment. COWARD! SISSY! This will not stop until you comply.

Update: Neither guitarjon123 or Lownotes is on Linkswarm right now.

For the record, I don't want to play your nonsensical mindmeep games. Sorry to kill your meep.